Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 5: Azerbaijan, Ireland & Slovenia
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So it's sexy homophobe Chingiz vs Thorn Jean pioneer Dihaj for the win. Just 4 points in it...
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Combination of being in one of the most competitive heats of all time and there being only space for ONE hyper-gay anthem to get out of it. OBVIOUSLY it was going to go to Saara
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Top 3, not bad for their only NQ.
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Oh you know what, I'm NOT TOO FUSSED EITHER WAY. For all he was clearly an utter dickhead, Truth was a banger of truly MAXIMAL PROPORTIONS!
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It actually deserved second place, though clearly moopy prefers to hand that to a smelly homophobe.
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The only source for him being an homophobe is Penelope? I can't find any evidence on internet.
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I've got visions of poor Aisel locked up in some Azeri Game of Thrones style dungeon where an evil queen tortures her in the dark as she's forced to watch her family die 
Still, no matter love, you left us with a banger and then some and I hope that positive kind of thinking keeps her chipper.
Still, no matter love, you left us with a banger and then some and I hope that positive kind of thinking keeps her chipper.
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I was a bit upset for poor Aisel this week because I learnt that ‘X My Heart’ was about her dead husband and yes I’m not feigning pretend emotions for once
At least they're together now
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Bless the organisers - they knew EXACTLY what they were doing with this 
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I love how you didn't even question the fact that he smells.
Penelope
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OBVIOUSLY Chingiz smells, but frankly CAN'T BE TOO CHOOSY IN THIS DAY AND AGE when it's THAT OR A SPANIEL
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That's ok
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Ew
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Darling I don't understand a single word, it could be anything. Is that ALL?
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We don't know what the disgusting comments were. He remains innocent until I see reciepts.
Whereas we all know that gold medallist DIHAJ smells of succulent forest fruits and, of course, being cunted in a wood 
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CHING FOR THE WIN.
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That's ok
There are many fetishes I can deal with. MAN SCENTS on the other hand...
Not that it would matter with Chingey - "Just wash your bits in the sink and hop on".
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I imagine she smells very PINEY indeed!
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I don't think its homophobia when CERTAIN MINORITIES are sending ALL KINDS OF PERVERSE FAN FICTION. Anyone would be AGOG.
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It turned out the sexual minority was actually just dog sex queen Lea Sirk
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JIHAD!
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Translators are NEVER NEUTRAL!
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What's happening?!
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2nd: Dihaj - Skeletons (159pts)
The Sasha Velour of Azeri Eurovision entrants, this is as ARTPOP as Azerbaijan ever got, and all the better for it.
Shockingly, it was actually partially penned by a native!
(With the obligatory assistance from a Swede, obvs). Much as I love Azerbaijan's line in Melfest cast-offs, more of this sort of thing would definitely be appreciated in future.
I feel like of all the fallen Azeri contestants we've seen tonight, Dihaj probably put up the most valiant fight and took at least a couple of her executioners down with her.
6 x 12 (lolly, Penelope, Zu Klara, Win The Game, Kevin7, Dark Carnival)
1 x 1 (Ag)
1st: Chingiz - Truth (163pts)
Sorry @Dark Carnival, it's not been your round
Singer, songwriter and full-time thirst trap Chingiz takes the victory. In fairness, ignoring the fact that he's a monster, this is really a very good song indeed. He was reportedly QUITE VEXED at only finishing 8th in Tel Aviv, so hopefully the admiration of a cadre of internet homosexuals will help ease his grief.
I wonder if he and Serhat ever had any interactions? I like to imagine there was at the very least a cheeky finger.
3 x 12 (Ag, Superstylin', Kevin)
1 x 1 (Dark Carnival)
The Sasha Velour of Azeri Eurovision entrants, this is as ARTPOP as Azerbaijan ever got, and all the better for it.
Shockingly, it was actually partially penned by a native!
(With the obligatory assistance from a Swede, obvs). Much as I love Azerbaijan's line in Melfest cast-offs, more of this sort of thing would definitely be appreciated in future.I feel like of all the fallen Azeri contestants we've seen tonight, Dihaj probably put up the most valiant fight and took at least a couple of her executioners down with her.
6 x 12 (lolly, Penelope, Zu Klara, Win The Game, Kevin7, Dark Carnival)
1 x 1 (Ag)
1st: Chingiz - Truth (163pts)
Sorry @Dark Carnival, it's not been your round
Singer, songwriter and full-time thirst trap Chingiz takes the victory. In fairness, ignoring the fact that he's a monster, this is really a very good song indeed. He was reportedly QUITE VEXED at only finishing 8th in Tel Aviv, so hopefully the admiration of a cadre of internet homosexuals will help ease his grief.
I wonder if he and Serhat ever had any interactions? I like to imagine there was at the very least a cheeky finger.
3 x 12 (Ag, Superstylin', Kevin)
1 x 1 (Dark Carnival)
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