Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 8: Israel, Portugal & Russia

[Suomi]

You two are the most FICKLE, UNRELIABLE lasses round these parts!

 

[Penelope]

You two are the most FICKLE, UNRELIABLE lasses round these parts!

 

[Penelope]

Anyway listening to this shit I was UTTERLY FUCKING FURIOUS all over again at the loss of ETERNAL ANTHEM OF MY SOUL FLAME IS BURNING!

YES LET'S I THINK WE SHOULD

 

[win_the_game]

Julia is a QoL.

 

[dmlaw]

Are you using a new definition QoL where it means 'talentless crone'?

 

[Penelope]

Don't be a BITCH SHE'S DISABLED Only SHE'S ALLOWED TO BE A BITCH

 

[ButterTart]

Being disabled didn't help that rubbish band from Finland. Clearly you need to be in possession of a QUIM alongside your extra chromosomes to inspire any sort of sympathy around here. SAD.

 

[Penelope]

I mean, OBVIOUSLY

 

[Alla]

Being disabled didn't help that rubbish band from Finland.

They were MEN, who cares.

 

[ButterTart]

They were MEN, who cares.

Not you heartless monsters, that's for sure.

I mean, I gave them 0 as well, but because they were unconscionably shit at music, not because I found them guilty of being disabled while male.

 

[Alla]

Of course we game them 0 because that was noise.

 

[Zu]

Honestly ladies, this is all very LAST WEEK

Can we please focus on whipping up hysteria regarding this week’s stunning selection of quality songs, pre-planning horrific scraps, and preparing ourselves for an exciting and exclusive announcement from @ButterTart about which member of Buranovskiye Babushki he’d slap one up

 

[Zu]

I’ve put £5.75 on it being THE DEAD ONE

PERVERT

 

[Penelope]

I’ve put £5.75 on it being THE DEAD ONE

PERVERT

!

Anyway I must declare I simply found it IMPOSSIBLE to decide my twelve for each of this week's LUSCIOUS BANQUETS. MERVEILLEUX!

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve put £5.75 on it being THE DEAD ONE

PERVERT

BABUSHKI RATE

1. DOROTHEA (Second left) - Those eyes aren't so much 'come to bed' as 'come to the back seat of my Capri Gear'.
2. GLYNIS (Right) - Oh she looks sweet, but she'd ride you like a mobility scooter on market day.
3. JOAN (Third left) - I'm a sucker for a woman with a FORMICA HIP.
4. MARJORAM (Left) - The obvious hottie of the bunch, but she's no stranger to offering favours in exchange for the right numbers being called down the Gala Bingo.
5. ETHEL (Second right) - Burly lesbian and renowned racist. She's lost count of the number of kindly Ugandan nurses she's had fired for theft.
6. DeLESLEY (Third right) - Look at the way she's wresting control of the baking tray from Marjoram. Fame-hungry sociopath; the rumours about her and Dima Bilan are WELL FOUNDED.

 

[Kevin]

Done. Portugal easily the worst (couldn't remember four) and Russia only had one truly bad song.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Will try and get this done but I’m on holiday so might not get chance

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’ve started with Israel. Now I knew Golden Boy wasn’t my favourite, but seeing that '3 minutes, have to go' bit again made my 00 decision MUCH easier.

 

[dmlaw]

Voted.

Russia pretty much the strongest so far with seven songs that could easily have got very high points in most other rounds. Along with two monstrosities, but you can't have everything.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Voted. Two of my all time favourite non qualifiers included

 

[Zu]

Done. Portugal easily the worst (couldn't remember four) and Russia only had one truly bad song.

QUITE. Although I think there were more than four Portuguese songs of which I had no recollection. With good reason, as it turned out. And inflicting that unfathomably winning turn by El Grubby on myself was really quite unpleasant and I had to urgently reach for the Derbac M. Thank goodness for sultry songbird SUZY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

sultry songbird SUZY

She really is DEMURE personified.

 

[Zu]

No tat!

WA WA WEY WA WEY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

After reading through this, I have a feeling I may rather be at odds with Moopy opinion. Which makes me all the more excited for Sunday.

 

[win_the_game]

Fuck all you Portugal haters.

 

[dmlaw]

You lot didn't actually like Suzy, did you? Questionably vocalled slut pop 'anthems' is not what I expect from Portugal. They should leave that to everyone else and focus on the miserable ballads.

 

[Zu]

Shut your foul mouth. There was an ACCORDION!

 

[Zu]

And no-one pulls off acrylic like SUZY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck all you Portugal haters.

They weren't the worst we've had to endure.

 

[Zu]

After reading through this, I have a feeling I may rather be at odds with Moopy opinion. Which makes me all the more excited for Sunday.

I’m fully expecting my Israel votes to be scorned, in which case I shall immediately inform the accusatory parties that they’re FAT FAT FAT

 

[dmlaw]

Shut your foul mouth. There was an ACCORDION!

I didn't notice the accordion. I may have to get back in touch with VoR and give her FEWER POINTS.

 

[Zu]

I’m fully expecting my Israel votes to be scorned, in which case I shall immediately inform the accusatory parties that they’re FAT FAT FAT

And casually adjust my STRAW

 

[lolly]

NAR

 

[Alla]

Questionably vocalled slut

I'm sold.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

NAR

What a fucking dickhead.

But then it IT'S ALL VERY ARTHOUSE so it's fine.

 

[Zu]

I spy CONAN PROMO

OMG it’s like Björk but GOOD!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

NAR

ICONS ONLY

 

[Zu]

I'm sold.

Imagine wanting people to SING IN TUNE!

 

[lolly]

I do wish he'd go for more 'artistic' footwear

 

[Dark Carnival]

The Conan perf was all about this beauty. Omg I want him so bad