Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 8: Israel, Portugal & Russia

[Zu]

Here’s sizzling songthrush SUZY to rather presumptuously say, “Thank you for not breaking my corazón*, I did it all for you ”

*Or whatever it is in Portugalese

*comes last*

 

[Alla]

And casually adjust my STRAW

Next weekend, I think.

 

[Jacques]

You lot didn't actually like Suzy, did you? Questionably vocalled slut pop 'anthems' is not what I expect from Portugal. They should leave that to everyone else and focus on the miserable ballads.

For any other country she'd only be a 6/10, but for Portugal she's a pearl in a circus of bad taste

 

[lolly]

Conan does love a PLEAT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Suzy brought a tropical flavour that brings to mind hazy Iberian sunsets, cocktails on the beach and leaving your child alone in a ground floor hotel room.

 

[Zu]

Don’t forget the TAPAS

 

[lolly]

Was it REALLY TAPAS, or did the Daily Express think we couldn't cope with PETISCOS?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Don’t forget the TAPAS

Tapas Club 7.

 

[Zu]

Was it REALLY TAPAS, or did the Daily Express think we couldn't cope with PETISCOS?

Probably just a share bag of Skips on a picnic bench. Even busy middle class professional mums need to keep an eye on the purse strings, if not necessarily the children

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I still remain UTTER BAFFLED by the complete flop of Same Heart in 2014, particularly when absolute tat from Switzerland and Slovenia made it.
Even iconic music legends Can-Linn feat. Kasey Smith got more points

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Althought "You fill me up, with poisoned love" is QUITE A CHOICE of opening lyric

 

[Zu]

I think we can almost certainly blame HER. I was sky high and cartwheeling for it before the semi and she totally put me off. Absolutely GHASTLY performance

 

[Zu]

And too much SMILING for one!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

For those still to vote, a public information notice from SUZY.

 

[Zu]

VOTE SUZY!

 

[Alla]

Revisiting Israel 2013, I had forgotten how the tought of her tits popping out of that dress at any moment was so distracting no wonder nobody cared about the song.

 

[win_the_game]

Rak Bishvilo is an utter gem.

 

[Zu]

I dinny take to her at all. All that silly hair. And those GLASSES

Thank goodness for the FULSOME KNOCKERAGE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@VoR to confirm his weekend plans please, so we can all prepare accordingly.

 

[Zu]

It’s been astonishing to discover how many of the songs I just don’t remember at all, given the time I spend obsessing about it year in year out

Wiwibloggs will never want me now

 

[Zu]

Also TOO OLD OBVIOUSLY

 

[Alla]

It’s been astonishing to discover how many of the songs I just don’t remember at all, given the time I spend obsessing about it year in year out

Wiwibloggs will never want me now

That's because so many of them are shit, thank god I forget them too.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It’s been astonishing to discover how many of the songs I just don’t remember at all, given the time I spend obsessing about it year in year out

THIS. I haven't missed a year since about 2002. I have often been very very drunk, but I've known the songs before the show ever since then. There are an awful lot to be fair.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That's because so many of them are shit, thank god I forget them too.

I forget ones I like too!

 

[Zu]

I always find those NEW RELEASES FROM EUROVISION ACTS posts on Wiwibloggs rather bewildering. In the vast majority of cases, who cares?

Well I suppose some might

 

[Alla]

I forget ones I like too!

Oh me too, not only Eurovision songs.

 

[Alla]

I always find those NEW RELEASES FROM EUROVISION ACTS posts on Wiwibloggs rather bewildering. In the vast majority of cases, who cares?

Well I suppose some might

Oh god, I don't understand that. Like some eurofans forcing themselves to follow and like ANY Eurovision artist just because they have to. Seriously

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I always find those NEW RELEASES FROM EUROVISION ACTS posts on Wiwibloggs rather bewildering. In the vast majority of cases, who cares?

Well I suppose some might

I tried one. It wasn't great. But I guess expecting a new Celine, ABBA or Suzy is a big ask.

 

[Zu]

I forget ones I like too!

That’s years of substance abuse, darl. I know that one

I was eye-rolling my way through the Portuguese selection and wondered what on earth their 2018 entry sounded like. Never mind that it was one of my standout favourites at the time

 

[Zu]

I tried one. It wasn't great. But I guess expecting a new Celine, ABBA or Suzy is a big ask.

Well this is it. You can’t expect more than one SUZY in a lifetime

 

[Zu]

Oh god, I don't understand that. Like some eurofans forcing themselves to follow and like ANY Eurovision artist just because they have to. Seriously

This is why I could never be a proper Euroqueen. Imagine the shame at not being able to hum Poland 2009 and the follow up and the bonus track on the Yugoslavian import ON DEMAND!

 

[VoR]

@VoR to confirm his weekend plans please, so we can all prepare accordingly.

I have evening plans, so it'll be an early (12.00ish) start.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have evening plans, so it'll be an early (12.00ish) start.

Will set my alarm and clear my schedule until midnight.

 

[D5K]

Voted.

 

[D5K]

I'd never noticed Israel completely turning around their fortunes to becoming constant qualifiers now.

 

[ButterTart]

I'd never noticed Israel completely turning around their fortunes to becoming constant qualifiers now.

Coincidentally, their fortunes reversed as soon as they stopped sending songs in foreign.

 

[VoR]

Home would surely never have qualified had they not been hosting. But then, it's the kind of entry that only gets sent when a country has won the previous year...

 

[Kevin]

I hope we won’t do that.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Home would surely never have qualified had they not been hosting. But then, it's the kind of entry that only gets sent when a country has won the previous year...

God what a piece of absolute dirge sung by a miserable looking git.

 

[Zu]

Still better than DING DONG though

Mind you, popping out for a much-needed bottle of Lambrini and 80 Peter Stuyvesant, only to be mauled to death by a Rottweiler is better than DING DONG