Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 8: Israel, Portugal & Russia

[Zu]

*gleefully stirs pre-show pot*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Still better than DING DONG though

Mind you, popping out for a much-needed bottle of Lambrini and 80 Peter Stuyvesant, only to be mauled to death by a Rottweiler is better than DING DONG

Oh my Zu, you are missing out on so much wait till I come around in my belly dancer outfit and recreate that middle 8 for you, I might just change your mind

 

[Zu]

Well I suppose that might make all the difference of ONE POINT EXTRA

Extra points for rewriting the whole disgraceful dog’s dinner and not pressing the TINNY setting on the Casio

 

[ButterTart]

Well I suppose that might make all the difference of ONE POINT EXTRA

Extra points for rewriting the whole disgraceful dog’s dinner and not pressing the TINNY setting on the Casio

I don’t think you can change the quality on the pre-set melodies and, as far as I can tell, she was using ‘Generic party song in late 90s BBC sitcom #8’

 

[win_the_game]

God what a piece of absolute dirge sung by a miserable looking git.

That’s an apt description for a fair few of Israel’s entries in the last decade.

 

[VoR]

@Kalabaliken @lolly @Dark Carnival - Are you intending on voting this week?

 

[lolly]

Listening now. I may not get all three done, but I'll vote for at least one.

 

[VoR]

Keep me posted. I do need to leave at 6pm so could do with starting around 12 () but I can give you a bit of extra time if needed.

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Kalabaliken @lolly @Dark Carnival - Are you intending on voting this week?

Yes yes, I'm late I know

 

[Dark Carnival]

Israel and Portugal done!

 

[Dark Carnival]

All done!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Alla]

So what's happening? Did Kala vote?

 

[win_the_game]

“Starting around 12” he said.

I cancelled plans for this.

 

[Zu]

EP is going to be furious. That’s the SECOND brunch I’ve had to cancel with her and we all know how she can turn

 

[Zu]

Luckily I’ve asked ANITA HARRIS to step in, and she’s happy to stump up for the Garfunkel’s to keep EP quiet if she throws a tantrum and starts spitting at children after one Bezique too many

 

[lolly]

So what's happening? Did Kala vote?

Well Dark Carnival and I both have, so if we're looking for SOMEONE to blame...

 

[lolly]

Luckily I’ve asked ANITA HARRIS to step in, and she’s happy to stump up for the Garfunkel’s to keep EP quiet if she throws a tantrum and starts spitting at children after one Bezique too many

One assumes Patti Boulaye wouldn't be torn from the Jolly Badger in Edgware? I hear she can't be parted from a half rotisserie chicken.

 

[Zu]

Oh Patti’s all about the LAMB. Turn your back or nip to the lav for a touch-up and she’s devoured a whole flock. However Garfunkel’s don’t tenderise it to her satisfaction, so Jolly Badger it is

 

[Alla]

With only 4 hours left I don't think this is done today

 

[ButterTart]

I’m not saying we’ve been kept waiting, but when we started this thread Israel didn’t even EXIST.

 

[Zu]

I’m going to have a snooze, so send the lounge donkey round with a note when the party starts or if anything exciting happens xxx

 

[ButterTart]

I’m going to have a snooze, so send the lounge donkey round with a note when the party starts or if anything exciting happens xxx

The weekly memorial service for poor, deceased VoR is imminent. Do you want me to send your apologies?

 

[Zu]

EP will be attending in my place. I’ve just shat my skirt and apparently the crab linguini at Garfunkel’s wasn’t at all to her satisfaction so she’ll be there with a scowl and some carnations from the Texaco

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh no, I won't be home until this is done

Never mind, I'll read the gripping corrupt Russian-Israeli dramas (with Portuguese filler chapter) unfold later on clutching my bottle of red. Who needs a book when we have such multicultural secrets, lies and Sergey-related lusts all in one volume!

 

[Suomi]

VoR clearly started that Apologies thread as a pre-cursor for this act of recklessness. And we all told him “oh stop apologising so much!” , advice which has now come to bite us in the butt.

 

[Suomi]

I will be hosting an alternative results show in ten minutes.

 

[Kala]

I’ll get voting now

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh no, I won't be home until this is done

Well I say that, but...

*results finish at 3am - next week*

Is VoR trapped on a train again?

 

[Alla]

I’ll get voting now

 

[win_the_game]

My sources say VoR has refused to present the results an he doesn’t recognise the state of Israel.

 

[Dark Carnival]

VoR clearly started that Apologies thread as a pre-cursor for this act of recklessness. And we all told him “oh stop apologising so much!” , advice which has now come to bite us in the butt.

Speaking of butt bites, Sunday’s rimming sesh is out of the way and I’m now ready for this!

 

[Alla]

I expect an "I accidentally killed someone" comment during Russia results.

 

[lolly]

I'm in my best and have sacked off Sunday school for this this week

 

[Zu]

I do hope the delay doesn’t have anything to do with those BEES

In any case, I should be out collecting tins for the Harvest Festival and doing my Variety Club fun run, and thanks to @VoR, all those people are going to STARVE TO DEATH!

 

[Zu]

Just popping back in to say that my story of what happened is that @Suomi said he was going to be presenting an alternative results show in ten minutes 26 MINUTES AGO and I have no choice but to notify the chat lounge constabulary and pop some poisoned Pom Bears in the post

 

[ButterTart]

Well, my Nan just rang. That bookcase I put up has collapsed on her AGAIN, and she wants to know if I can nip round and rescue her. I told her I've got bigger fish to fry, and I'll be there as soon as these rankings are finished. VoR had best get a wriggle on!

I did tell her to ring the police if she gets desperate, completely forgetting I've got them all on standby in case anyone gives points to Telemoveis. What a tit!

 

[Alla]

Can VoR just confirm Suzy won and move on the next round? Thanks.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Patiently waiting for VoR to kick this off (or Suomi for lack of a better alternative)

 

[ButterTart]

Well, the ambulance just dropped my Nan off at my house. After spending so long trapped under the bookcase where she keeps her antique paving slab collection, they were actually able to slide her through the letterbox.
I explained my predicament and they were very understanding, and they agreed that I could have done something had I known there'd be a delay in the results coming through. They said that if I'd have gotten to her just ten minutes earlier, we might still be able to see her in profile.