Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 9: Australia, Cyprus & Lithuania

He has to be joking, I can't believe he gave a 0 to THAT with so much shit they sent.
 
Dark Carnival said:
Well that's LITERALLY what it was. Oh it was a nude/sex techno event. I forgot to say that :)
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Well that's just poor homo hygiene. Usually you'd expect those on the receving end to have a quick DABBLE with the pocket wet wipes before hand. In this case they should be PREPPED AND READY on arrival.
 
I'd been liking to think he'd just tasted PHEROMONES as opposed to anything else but THANK YOU FOR EXPLICATING ON THE NOW OBVIOUS SUBTEXT :gross:
 
I'm ever reminded of lab.oratory's system of STAMPING A PRISONER NUMBER/BAR CODE on the arms of entrants at their naked sex party, to "add to the inhuman concentration camp feel", but also to provide a simple method of paying for drinks and keeping track for the cloakroom :disco:
 
5th: Hovig - Gravity (74pts)

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Hovig was one of those contestants who cropped up in the national finals year in, year out before finally getting his shot in 2017 - and with a G:Son number no less! What a gay fairytale!

This is complete filler in the grand scheme of things, but there's something really quite endearing about it. He's obviously having the time of his life up there, and I do strongly suspect that the entire song and stage performance is basically an ode to life as a pass around party bottom.

Finished 21st in the finals, but this was clearly one where the taking part was what counted.

1 x 10 (dmlaw)
1 x 0 (Penelope)
 
Ag said:
How do you claim it back?

Losing my cloak room ticket is anxiety inducing enough, let alone in a room of lube, arse juice and 2 Unlimited B-sides.
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I actually never thought of that :o that's probably why a lot of people wear CAPS
 
Ag said:
How do you claim it back?

Losing my cloak room ticket is anxiety inducing enough, let alone in a room of lube, arse juice and 2 Unlimited B-sides.
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With a key/number around your wrist? They've been doing it forever in saunas around the world.
 
God I fucking DESPISE it :zombie: Dreadful lumbering song with a SHIT HOOK, SMACK-YOU-ROUND-THE-FACE SHIT PRODUCTION and a SHIT PERFORMANCE. COCKING YOUR LEG ARE YOU? Yeah I'LL BET
 
Hard to believe I don't know any of this, yet am still the one people are checking up on to make sure I've not got Covid-19, because "you know...".
 
4th: Minus One - Alter Ego (84pts)

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Cyprus going COCK ROCK wasn't a look I think anybody was banking on back in 2016, or indeed ever. This is quite rousing though, I guess. We wouldn't blink twice if it had come out of Turkey a few years earlier, and I guess they are neighbours...

I'd forgotten how hard to watch that stage show is though, with all the weird subliminal wolf shots and aggressive lighting. BIT MUCH DEARS.

Not one for me, or Moopy in general I assume, but at the upper tier of its genre for me in terms of Eurovision songs.

1 x 10 (David 5000)
2 x 0 (Ag, sewerynsven)
 
I knew you weren't serious (not because I haven't see some shocking votes here).
 
VoR said:
4th: Minus One - Alter Ego (84pts)

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Cyprus going COCK ROCK wasn't a look I think anybody was banking on back in 2016, or indeed ever. This is quite rousing though, I guess. We wouldn't blink twice if it had come out of Turkey a few years earlier, and I guess they are neighbours...

I'd forgotten how hard to watch that stage show is though, with all the weird subliminal wolf shots and aggressive lighting. BIT MUCH DEARS.

Not one for me, or Moopy in general I assume, but at the upper tier of its genre for me in terms of Eurovision songs.

1 x 10 (David 5000)
2 x 0 (Ag, sewerynsven)
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Oh wow, is moopy ok?
 
Alla said:
:D I just had a vision of a good old Zu with a massive wig and lot of make up walking around and thinking "I shouldn't have put the key around my ankle".
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:D Admittedly the peg leg did cause some problems as the key would often slip off in the jacuzzi, but I always had my fishing rod with me to safely retrieve it :disco:
 
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I'm very surprised that Alter Ego was fourth. I wouldn't have expected Moopy to even slightly go for balder, gayer Jon Bon Jovi.
 
I don't mind Alter Ego as it goes. It's basically The Killers but with ADDED COCK aesthetics (buttoned down Brandon is delighted I'm sure :disco:)

And yes I simply CAN'T compare my top three but if I MUST then Replay simply MUST BE NEXT!
 
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