Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 9: Australia, Cyprus & Lithuania

[AGinAg (37)]

GOODNESS, is this results thread the MOST OFFENSIVE YET?: disco:

Least we could do, I SUPPOSE

Not if you #BeKind.

 

[Penelope]

Why would I be KIND when I could BE CATTY?

I'm GAY FFS

 

[ButterTart]

From Wiwibloggs: "Tamta married her 16-year-old former-husband when she was 14, shortly after giving birth to her daughter Annie."

Several parts of this sentence make me uncomfortable, not least the bit where it sounds like her former husband is 16 years old NOW. We came here to make fun of an ancient crone trying to be hip in front of her daughter, and ended up with revelations of NONCERY. I might scan through their write-ups of other Cypriot contestants in case they're actually a paedo ring hiding in plain sight.

"Hovig enjoys walks in the country, fine wine, and buggering toddlers."

 

[win_the_game]

Wait? What? How old is Tamta!?

39 so she was 14 when she had ANNIE.

 

[Penelope]

Was the WHOLE THING about inviting a 16 year old over again?!

 

[Zu]

From Wiwibloggs: "Tamta married her 16-year-old former-husband when she was 14, shortly after giving birth to her daughter Annie."

Several parts of this sentence make me uncomfortable, not least the bit where it sounds like her former husband is 16 years old NOW. We came here to make fun of an ancient crone trying to be hip in front of her daughter, and ended up with revelations of NONCERY. I might scan through their write-ups of other Cypriot contestants in case they're actually a paedo ring hiding in plain sight.

"Hovig enjoys walks in the country, fine wine, and buggering toddlers."

at all of this but especially the LAST BIT!

 

[Zu]

Goodness it all sounds a bit ripe in Cyprus. Getting married at FOURTEEN?

 

[Alla]

Married at 14 after giving birth!?!

 

[Alla]

Pregnant at 13, is that even legal?

 

[Zu]

Maybe they both went for a ride on the donkey and it all got a bit untoward

 

[Alla]

Wait a minute, maybe it all lies to pretend she's 39 year old. She looks OLDER.

 

[Alla]

It's like Sinitta pretending she recorded her first single at 7.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

omg this thread and the never ending superstar rollercoaster that is known ocean-destroyer TAMTA

Has anybody even SPOKEN about poor mans Tamta copy Eleni?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

GOODNESS, is this results thread the MOST OFFENSIVE YET?

Least we COULD DO WITH THE SOURCE MATERIAL I SUPPOSE

Oh I don’t know, hasn’t VoR already made jokes about the holocaust and antisemitism in a previous thread?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Plus there was that moment where we were forced to remember the time we made Brucknell cry

 

[Zu]

“Forced”

Oh let’s not start on THAT again

SORRY KITTY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maybe they both went for a ride on the donkey and it all got a bit untoward

I think it was a MOUFLON.

 

[win_the_game]

Goodness it all sounds a bit ripe in Cyprus. Getting married at FOURTEEN?

It wasn’t even in Cyprus. It was glamorous Tbilisi! Those early post-Soviet years were rife with Caucasian depravity.

By the time she reached legal age, she fled to Greece, no doubt working the streets of Athens.

 

[Alla]

Oh I don’t know, hasn’t VoR already made jokes about the holocaust and antisemitism in a previous thread?

Taking advantage that both administrators would never read these posts, I expect anything.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It wasn’t even in Cyprus. It was glamorous Tbilisi! Those early post-Soviet years were rife with Caucasian depravity.

By the time she reached legal age, she fled to Greece, no doubt working the streets of Athens.

But what made her hates the sea so much?

Maybe she had to throw one of her brood OVERBOARD.

 

[Zu]

I think it was a MOUFLON.

Those horns would get any tempted teen cracking open the juice box. GIDDY UP

 

[Dark Carnival]

Taking advantage that both administrators would never read these posts, I expect anything.

Eurovision, the lawless no-go zone of moopy

 

[Alla]

Is this over for tonight, or is VoR taking a couple of hours to start Lithuania?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is this over for tonight, or is VoR taking a couple of hours to start Lithuania?

I'm staying up in hope.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is this over for tonight, or is VoR taking a couple of hours to start Lithuania?

Oh mama it’s 1 am here, that’s way too late/too early for the violence that is Lithuania

 

[Alla]

Well at least VoR could have made it clear.

 

[Zu]

Poor love’s on her third bottle of Malibu and can’t even see straight. I’m strongly suspecting that there might have been a quite nasty slip, trip or fall. Also, those fifteen tins of Party Seven look suspiciously empty and there’s quite a large puddle on the lino

 

[win_the_game]

As if VoR drinks something as cosmopolitan as Malibu. We're talking about the NORTHERN PROVINCES - she's a TABOO BLUE girl.

 

[ButterTart]

Poor love’s on her third bottle of Malibu and can’t even see straight. I’m strongly suspecting that there might have been a quite nasty slip, trip or fall. Also, those fifteen tins of Party Seven look suspiciously empty and there’s quite a large puddle on the lino

I hope he's not had a tumble; they're out of replacement hips down the hospital. Doddery old Tamta had the last one after doing herself a mischief at the Coffee & Krump afternoon in the community centre.

 

[Zu]

I had a reread of this whole thread before nodding off this morning and honestly, it’s no wonder hardly anyone new ever joins (or has the NERVE to). Rarely have I read something so thoroughly unfathomable and impenetrable () and I was POSTING IN IT!

 

[lolly]

I tried a couple of times last night and had to give up, and I hadn't even been on the sherry.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I really don’t see what you guys are talking about. Perverts!

 

[Zu]

Anyway there’s no more time for chatting. I must be getting on with varnishing my CLOVEN HOOVES

 

[lolly]

I'M VERY VERY OLD

 

[dmlaw]

Now I would not have expected a thread that was mostly about Tamta to include the word 'impenetrable'.

 

[ButterTart]

Now I would not have expected a thread that was mostly about Tamta to include the word 'impenetrable'.

Yes, but the more accurate ‘spread eagled and braced for entry’ doesn’t really describe the thread all that well.

 

[lolly]

Yes, but the more accurate ‘spread eagled and braced for entry’ doesn’t really describe the thread all that well.

Yet it does describe the posters within it. Moopy - as ever, a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just been fly tipping in the North Sea in tribute to Tamta.

Waiting for the hot spectacle that is Lithuania this evening.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I just tried to read this back. I think it assumes a lot of knowledge that can only be sourced at the time.

 

[Alla]

I guess we won't know if Lithuania is being done today until VoR starts without notice.