Moopyvision 2010-2019: Semi Final One - Results 8pm Tuesday 30/6

[VoR]

This one's alright I suppose

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Conchita is a proper Eurovision ICON!

 

[ButterTart]

The juries killed it and pushed a well-sung, VoR friendly Estonian lady through instead.

Even I think it was a bit of a silly choice.

God, I remember nothing about the Estonian song.

 

[Tisch]

I still find Phoenix very overrated but I love Conchita and what she stands for and the fact she won. I wish it was with an absolute Eurovision classic.

 

[ButterTart]

Beacon of heterosexuality Sergey is very much my role model.

 

[dmlaw]

If the Russians want to win again, they should do this every year rather than their silly peace ballads. Frankly, they should do this every year anyway.

 

[ButterTart]

I still find Phoenix very overrated but I love Conchita and what she stands for and the fact she won. I wish it was with an absolute Eurovision classic.

Yeah, she's 11/10, the song's a sporting 7.

 

[VoR]

I still find Phoenix very overrated but I love Conchita and what she stands for and the fact she won. I wish it was with an absolute Eurovision classic.

For me, the individual parts aren't necessarily all that, but as a package of song, singer and performer it's pretty peerless.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sergey is hot but I worry about his face in future.

 

[dmlaw]

Beacon of heterosexuality Sergey is very much my role model.

ButterTart makes a prostitute lick a saw.

 

[Tisch]

<predictable post about Sergey sitting on my face or something>

 

[VoR]

Poor Sergey. Like the Hilary Clinton of Eurovision - he just wanted it TOO MUCH

 

[ButterTart]

Whoever won in 2016 must have been incredible and super memorable to beat THAT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What even WAS THIS?

 

[Tisch]

For me, the individual parts aren't necessarily all that, but as a package of song, singer and performer it's pretty peerless.

Agree. Every time I hear it i go away and I literally can't hum the tune and it's been six years!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You don't even need Google him with 'nude' or 'shirtless' to get the goods. He can't help himself.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I had totally forgotten about this Slovakian entry, which is criminal. It's the tits!

 

[VoR]

The promo video for this Slovakian one is consistently one of the most watched videos on the Eurovision YouTube.

Nobody's quite sure why...

 

[ButterTart]

How and why did this happen? Poor Britney.

 

[dmlaw]

I'd quite like Slovakia to come back to the contest. This is a very decent song and the young lady is not unattractive.

 

[ButterTart]

This is a very decent song and the young lady is not unattractive.

I agree with exactly half of this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why DID Slovakia bugger off?

Was it a strop?

 

[Tisch]

Aww baby Fuego

 

[ButterTart]

Forget what I said about Zlata being the hottest performer of the decade, I briefly forgot about Diptheria Diptheriou.

 

[dmlaw]

And whilst we're on the subject of songs that are little more than an off stage singer and a very short skirt... She's going to flash her growler in a minute.

 

[VoR]

Greece is such a poor man's Cyprus

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Greece is such a poor man's Cyprus

Oh how we chuckled when you said that in 2010.

 

[VoR]

Why DID Slovakia bugger off?

Was it a strop?

Lack of interest I believe. They never qualified.

 

[ButterTart]

I actually prefer Sarah Dawn Finer's version of Netta to the real one.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lack of interest I believe. They never qualified.

Fair. I hope they look to Czechia's eventual success.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Toy is still a banger and she performs the shit out of it.

 

[Tisch]

FUN FACT: this is the second Eurovision entry to mention a Pokémon after "Charma Charma Charma Charma Charmameleon" Luxembourg's entry from 1984.

 

[ButterTart]

Toy is still a banger and she performs the shit out of it.

When I first heard it, I thought it was ace. I was just bored of it by the time the contest rolled around.

 

[Tisch]

Toy is still a banger and she performs the shit out of it.

It's the clear winner over Fuego. I don't care how subsequently annoying she's become.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

When I first heard it, I thought it was ace. I was just bored of it by the time the contest rolled around.

Yeah me too. Still a deserved win.

 

[VoR]

Speaking of performing the shit out of something...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is she even that annoying? She's hardly he who shall not be named.

 

[Tisch]

I get that it's called 'Dance Alone' but she really could've done with some backup dancers

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Dance Alone popped in studio form.