Moopyvision 2010-2019: Semi Final One - Results 8pm Tuesday 30/6

[dmlaw]

I think I missed the Macedonia voting. Could you not just have given the win to Kaliopi singing about her kebab?

 

[VoR]

I do love North Macedonia's penchant for sending singers dressed like actual prostitutes.

 

[win_the_game]

What even WAS THIS?

Some arty shot from a Russian domestic violence campaign apparently.

 

[VoR]

Love her half-arsed choreo

 

[dmlaw]

Wrong song alert. WRONG SONG ALERT.

You FOOLS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yay Verona!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Of course it was all about this remix...

 

[dmlaw]

Who in the world thought it was a good idea to do a duet where the two singers are barely in the same shot?

 

[VoR]

Who in the world thought it was a good idea to do a duet where the two singers are barely in the same shot?

Everything about it is so spectacularly ill-conceived. It only adds to the appeal

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who in the world thought it was a good idea to do a duet where the two singers are barely in the same shot?

A genius.

 

[VoR]

Koit's faces!

 

[dmlaw]

Everything about it is so spectacularly ill-conceived. It only adds to the appeal

You seem to have misspelled the word 'appal' in that post.

 

[Tisch]

Am I running ahead or does no-one care about Kvala Ne!?

 

[VoR]

Am I running ahead or does no-one care about Kvala Ne!?

I'm just entranced

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Am I running ahead or does no-one care about Kvala Ne!?

Not particularly. I mean it's fine and everything but it's only going to come DNQ.

 

[Tisch]

I'm just entranced

I hope you're singing along with the audience!

 

[Tisch]

I never realised the Mamas did backing on this!

 

[VoR]

I remain bewildered by that random 2 year run in the early 10s when Albania sent banging Britney Spears album tracks instead of their standard issue bellowing ballads.

 

[dmlaw]

I don't think Albania got as much credit as they deserved for convincing Robert Smith from The Cure to play the violin on their song.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is the wrong Albanian entry. Her with the tits and lips from last year was EVERYTHING!

 

[Tisch]

I sort of love Ma Slowanie for obvious reasons but I just can't give it points. Horrible song and horrible voices.

(But quite nice tits)

 

[dmlaw]

I'd have more to say about Poland but they have dazzled me with their wits.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Speaking of tits.

 

[VoR]

I know it's a feminist nightmare and a bit of a racket, but I still love the 'give a fuck' energy of Poland.

 

[VoR]

You have to wonder what the audition process was for the wenches...

 

[dmlaw]

I know it's a feminist nightmare and a bit of a racket, but I still love the 'give a fuck' energy of Poland.

I don't see why the feminists would object to those nice young ladies trying to keep their udders cool.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You have to wonder what the audition process was for the wenches...

Anal followed by oral. IN THAT ORDER.

 

[VoR]

Not that I'm the target audience, but Butter Churner >>> Washing Laundry Lady

 

[VoR]

"What do you think the staging gimmick should be for this, Saara?"

"Yes"

 

[dmlaw]

Not that I'm the target audience, but Butter Churner >>> Washing Laundry Lady

They have names, Voice of Reason.

 

[Soldi]

Am here ducks, are we at the start of Saara?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's always less messy then I remember. Just not very good.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Obviously the song is a big gay 11.

 

[dmlaw]

Obviously, Emily is such a generic Eurovision winner, but that doesn't stop it being very good.

 

[VoR]

I know Only Teardrops has its haters, but it's just such a perfectly judged Eurovision performance. No wonder she ran away with it.

 

[Tisch]

Am here ducks, are we at the start of Saara?

Thank you for joining us for the last two songs.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It really does fall into generic yet deserved winner.

 

[Soldi]

Thank you for joining us for the last two songs.

I was too busy being a HEORIC KEYWORKER

And I’ve also already voted so wanted to stick around for the results.

 

[VoR]

REMINDER! - These last 3 are auto qualified, please don't vote for them.

Voting closes in 20 minutes (21.30)

 

[dmlaw]

I suppose I should come up with some votes. I might give France points to mess with VoR's spreadsheet.