Moopyvision 2010-2019: THE RESULTS SHOW SPECTACULAR

[Soldi]

Anyway THANK YOU VOR

TRÉS MAGNIFIQUE

 

[L. Põldvere]

I note with pleasure that VILE HAG Hera Bjõrk came a poxy thirteenth. That’ll learn her for beating the rightful winner of that particular selection. To mark the occasion, I have nipped to the Best-In to treat myself to some delicious celebratory snacks

 

[L. Põldvere]

(I can only presume that was @VoRevenge for my “Oh she’s pissed silly on Crème de Menthe AGAIN!” antics. I KNOW YOUR SORT )

 

[Lucille]

Vor seemed remarkably composed for a girl who needs two bottles of menthe just to get out of bed.

 

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I'm about to POUR A GLASS and DIVE IN!

 

[lolly]

I watched earlier and very rudely forgot to comment. Splendid show, VoR.

 

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Watching via laptop, typing via phone PLAY IS BEING PRESSED!

 

[Lucille]

How long did it take to pour that glass hun!?

 

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OH MY GOD already SCREAMING at putting a face to VoR’s online persona

Obviously I did not send in a video, preferring to cultivate a VENEER of mystery, but I feel this may be QUITE the experience getting to know the people that did bother

 

[Soldi]

OH MY GOD already SCREAMING at putting a face to VoR’s online persona

Obviously I did not send in a video, preferring to cultivate a VENEER of mystery, but I feel this may be QUITE the experience getting to know the people that did bother

DARLING you MUST join our GROUP WANK PARTIES one day!

 

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How long did it take to pour that glass hun!?

arf arf etc etc

 

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God how did that GRAVITY shit qualify for Ukraine

THERE WERE SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS

We all know it would have been SIREN SONG had it been eligible

 

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Predicting SAD SAARA for NUL POINTS (except I may have thrown her a pity vote? I CAN’T REMEMBER!)

 

[Soldi]

God how did that GRAVITY shit qualify for Ukraine

THERE WERE SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS

We all know it would have been SIREN SONG had it been eligible

Oh don’t let @dUb hear this

 

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OMG WOLF KATI! If only she could sing/move, she could have really been a challenger.

SO MANY SOLO FEMALES

 

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OMG PASTORA SPAIN! the sound of MANY drunken screech-a-longs during lockdown at 2am in my flat

Having THAT glory note in the recap could possibly suggest a SLIGHT BIAS, not that I’m complaining

 

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I will never be over the BIG REVEAL that France were wearing RED TRAINERS to compliment HEAD TO TOE COS during Mercy

A stage gimmick for the history books

Oh and TONIGHT’s WINNER Mahmood just made her appearance THE BIGGEST SELLING EUROVISON SONG EVER! (or something) don’t forget haterz

 

[Soldi]

I will never be over the BIG REVEAL that France were wearing RED TRAINERS to compliment HEAD TO TOE COS during Mercy

A stage gimmick for the history books

Oh and TONIGHT’s WINNER Mahmood just made her appearance THE BIGGEST SELLING EUROVISON SONG EVER! (or something) don’t forget haterz

Is that song called @Soldi by any chance?

 

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OMG Penelope as Rita Ora at the VMAs! What an obscure and inspired choice of outfit

 

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Ooh DOUBLE HOOK DUB just popped up! And an IRISH ACCENT I DETECT!

I am paying absolutely no attention to the voting, and ALL attention to the moopy user videos

 

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OMG SDF is not pronounced ESSDEEEFF??! It’s more like STIFF?

My mind is BLOWN!

 

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OMG THE DAVID_5000 VOICEOVER IS KILLING ME

 

[L. Põldvere]

Predicting SAD SAARA for NUL POINTS (except I may have thrown her a pity vote? I CAN’T REMEMBER!)

NO SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY but I’ve only just realised where THAT ended up

 

[COB]

@wurst remember to catch up on the Moopyvision Karaoke contests (both the shows and results shows) if you like seeing Moopy posters being ludicrous

 

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12 POINTS TO UKRAINE?! STOP THE FUCK!

 

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Who is this LEGGY QUEEN in the sun??!

 

[Dark Carnival]

12 POINTS TO UKRAINE?! STOP THE FUCK!

THANK YOU

 

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Oh PINGU - do I KNOW HER?

 

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LOLLY coming through with the start of Mahmood’s winning streak

You can SMELL the taste from my laptop screen

BRAVA!

 

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You can SMELL the taste from my laptop screen

Well this reads WEIRD but whatever! 12 points to LOLLY!

Is nobody else watching along

 

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ONG THE VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATION OF ZENGIRAFFE

omg and 12 points to Latvia! QUEEN!

 

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How is UKRAINE top 5??! WTF

and Saara isn’t even vaguely last!

 

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JUST ONE POINT TO ITALY ZU KLARA?! (rip)

I will let them off for the 8 points to Spain, not that they will EVER READ THIS ANYWAY

 

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AG stands for AGOG GAY??!

 

[Soldi]

JUST ONE POINT TO ITALY ZU KLARA?! (rip)

I will let them off for the 8 points to Spain, not that they will EVER READ THIS ANYWAY

She’s back!

 

[Soldi]

Wurst meet @L. Põldvere

 

[L. Põldvere]

JUST ONE POINT TO ITALY ZU KLARA?! (rip)

I will let them off for the 8 points to Spain, not that they will EVER READ THIS ANYWAY

Except I’m still here

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

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Well Suomi would get it, but is that an EXTRA BIG FLAP from a FLAPPY TABLE or flatpack furniture that hasn’t been UNPACKED??!

 

[L. Põldvere]

And ONE was better than NONE! So many songs of rich quality above it