Moopyvision 2019: FINAL RESULTS

[OutSynk]

Raspberry going from sweet and sour to SOUR.

 

[D5K]

We're 75% of the way through! Here's a text summary of the scores:

1 - Norway - 167 points
2 - Iceland - 138 points
3 - Italy - 134 points
4 - Australia - 126 points
5 - Switzerland - 117 points
6 - Azerbaijan - 103 points
7 - Netherlands - 75 points
8 - Portugal - 73 points
9 - Sweden - 70 points
10 - Cyprus - 62 points
11 - Slovenia - 55 points
12 - Albania - 41 points
13 - Malta - 36 points
14 - Belarus - 35 points
15 - North Macedonia - 29 points
16 - Spain - 23 points
17 - Russia - 22 points
18 - France - 21 points
19 - San Marino - 17 points
20 - Belgium - 16 points
21 - Czech Republic - 10 points
22 - Estonia - 7 points
23 - Greece - 7 points
24 - Moldova - 6 points
25 - Denmark - 2 points
26 - Lithuania - 0 points

 

[Penelope]

Azerbaijan can get back to me in twenty years when he's TUBBED UP

I know this probably only adds to the appeal for you but he's a VIRULENT HOMOPHOBE!

 

[RS]

Raspberry going from sweet and sour to SOUR.

I’m just bitter now

 

[AGinAg (37)]

YAY NORWAY.

I voted for the performance and song I enjoyed the most, rather than GIVING A FLYING FUCK about gender.

 

[Penelope]

God I hope we can make it to the end without a single point for Lithuania (rimmable though he may be)

 

[Zu]

@RaspberrySwirl has always been an Canderel kind of girl

SOUR TO THE CORE

 

[Zu]

I know this probably only adds to the appeal for you but he's a VIRULENT HOMOPHOBE!

Oh well in that case I hope he's CHOPPED UP FOR CHUM!

 

[Penelope]

Love too have an Canderel

 

[Zu]

Iceland doing VERY nicely, I'm pleased to see

ANDREAN says, Þakka þér fyrir atkvæði

 

[D5K]

Let's kick off our final segment with the much-anticipated votes from Kalabaliken.

Speculation on where the 12 is going?

 

[RS]

Iceland doing VERY nicely, I'm pleased to see

30 points behind Norway though. I don’t think it will make it.

 

[Zu]

Speculation on where the 12 is going?

SOME BINT

 

[Alla]

Speculation on where the 12 is going?

Malta is the only female left.

 

[Zu]

2 for DENMARK?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Let's kick off our final segment with the much-anticipated votes from Kalabaliken.

Speculation on where the 12 is going?

Is this a fucking parody?

 

[D5K]

Malta is the only female left.

Her from Slovenia AGOG

 

[Alla]

Her from Slovenia AGOG

Solo female, true.

 

[Alla]

Ok enough, ENOUGH with this sexist voting, Kala. We complain about the Cyprus-Greece and Armenia-Azerbaijan voting but this is much worse, you just don't consider anyone who has a penis, WTF? I don't buy your "I only like songs by female vocalists" bullshit anymore. You're having a laugh, darling.

 

[D5K]

Is this a fucking parody?

I hadn't actually stopped to consider that.

 

[D5K]

Kala's 12 points go to...

Malta!

 

[lolly]

I can totally work with being hate fucked by Chingiz.

 

[D5K]

*the auditorium erupts in booing*

 

[Penelope]

Ok enough, ENOUGH with this sexist voting, Kala. We complain about the Cyprus-Greece and Armenia-Azerbaijan voting but this is much worse, you just don't consider anyone who has a penis, WTF? I don't buy your "I only like songs by female vocalists" bullshit anymore. You're having a laugh, darling.

He voted for Norway, this is PROGRESS

 

[Zu]

Ok enough, ENOUGH with this sexist voting, Kala. We complain about the Cyprus-Greece and Armenia-Azerbaijan voting but this is much worse, you just don't consider anyone who has a penis, WTF? I don't buy your "I only like songs by female vocalists" bullshit anymore. You're having a laugh, darling.

@Kalabaliken in SECRETLY STRAIGHT SHOCK

I always knew that one had a taste for the pud

 

[OutSynk]

Kala's votes to be replaced by aggregate!

 

[Penelope]

However I would like to see if Roi ended the year as the gateway between the men and women on Kala's rankings

 

[D5K]

Moving on to ButterTart...

 

[Alla]

He voted for Norway, this is PROGRESS

He had to, only 9 all female artists in the final.

 

[D5K]

The 12 points go to:

Norway

 

[Alla]

Kala's votes to be replaced by aggregate!

He's the biggest sexist on Earth, seriously.

 

[Alla]

Belarus in the wrong side of the results bothers me.

 

[Zu]

Oh @ButterTart. And after all that chat about how much you loved Portugal

 

[Alla]

Oh @ButterTart. And all that chat about how much you loved Portugal

True

 

[D5K]

Dark Carnival comes next:

 

[Zu]

Oh I know where THIS is going

 

[RS]

Yaaaaass Darkie!

 

[Penelope]

He's the biggest sexist on Earth, seriously.

Oh GET A GRIP DARLING

Let's get rid of all those DOMESTIC ABUSE AND RAPE TRIALS because KALA'S ONLY GIVEN VOTES TO MOSTLY WOMEN IN AN ONLINE CONTEST AGAIN

 

[D5K]

The 12 points go to...







Haven't seen this one for a while!

Iceland!

 

[OutSynk]

If Norway wins I'm going to need a lot more than a BJ tonight.