Moopyvision 2020: Semi 2: RESULTS

[D5K]

Denmark: Ben & Tan - "Yes"
Iceland: Daði og Gagnamagnið - "Think About Things"
Moldova: Natalia Gordienko - "Prison"
Poland: Alicja - "Empires"
Switzerland: Gjon's Tears - "Répondez-moi"
United Kingdom: James Newman - "My Last Breath"
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Albania: Arilena Ara - "Fall from the Sky"
Armenia: Athena Manoukian - "Chains on You"
Bulgaria: Victoria - "Tears Getting Sober"
Czech Republic: Benny Cristo - "Kemama"
France: Tom Leeb - "Mon alliée (The Best in Me)"
Georgia: Tornike Kipiani - "Take Me as I Am"
Greece: Stefania - "Supergirl"
Latvia: Samanta Tīna - "Still Breathing"
Portugal: Elisa - "Medo de sentir"
San Marino: Senhit - "Freaky!"
Serbia: Hurricane - "Hasta la vista"
Spain: Blas Cantó - "Universo"
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19th - Estonia: Uku Suviste - "What Love Is" - 34 points
20th - Finland: Aksel - "Looking Back" - 27 points
21st - Austria: Vincent Bueno - "Alive" - 16 points


We'll also be seeing the next country again...

SERBIA!

 

[Zu]

Have a fucking word Moopy.

Poor lambs can’t help themselves! They’re wired for crud!

 

[Soldi]

Oh these SERBIAN SLUTS! MUY BUENO INDEED!

 

[D5K]

Denmark: Ben & Tan - "Yes"
Iceland: Daði og Gagnamagnið - "Think About Things"
Moldova: Natalia Gordienko - "Prison"
Poland: Alicja - "Empires"
Serbia: Hurricane - "Hasta la vista"
Switzerland: Gjon's Tears - "Répondez-moi"
United Kingdom: James Newman - "My Last Breath"
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Albania: Arilena Ara - "Fall from the Sky"
Armenia: Athena Manoukian - "Chains on You"
Bulgaria: Victoria - "Tears Getting Sober"
Czech Republic: Benny Cristo - "Kemama"
France: Tom Leeb - "Mon alliée (The Best in Me)"
Georgia: Tornike Kipiani - "Take Me as I Am"
Greece: Stefania - "Supergirl"
Latvia: Samanta Tīna - "Still Breathing"
Portugal: Elisa - "Medo de sentir"
San Marino: Senhit - "Freaky!"
Spain: Blas Cantó - "Universo"
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19th - Estonia: Uku Suviste - "What Love Is" - 34 points
20th - Finland: Aksel - "Looking Back" - 27 points
21st - Austria: Vincent Bueno - "Alive" - 16 points


Our next finalist is...

LATVIA!

 

[Alla]

Yes to slutty Serbia!

 

[Lucille]

Latvia

 

[Dark Carnival]

Estonia is a bit shit but surely in THIS semi it should have gone through

 

[Zu]

I thought I'd genuinely found a fellow Mon alliée stan but now you've shattered my dreams

Well I would apologise but I’ll hold off until we see what filth you’ve voted for in the final

 

[Dark Carnival]

And LATAVIA certainly not

 

[Soldi]

It really was a CORONAVIRUS ANTHEM

 

[Zu]

CONGRATLATIONS LATAVIA

 

[Lucille]

Latvia was my 7!

 

[Soldi]

Although I only gave her 3 points

 

[D5K]

Denmark: Ben & Tan - "Yes"
Iceland: Daði og Gagnamagnið - "Think About Things"
Latvia: Samanta Tīna - "Still Breathing"
Moldova: Natalia Gordienko - "Prison"
Poland: Alicja - "Empires"
Serbia: Hurricane - "Hasta la vista"
Switzerland: Gjon's Tears - "Répondez-moi"
United Kingdom: James Newman - "My Last Breath"
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Albania: Arilena Ara - "Fall from the Sky"
Armenia: Athena Manoukian - "Chains on You"
Bulgaria: Victoria - "Tears Getting Sober"
Czech Republic: Benny Cristo - "Kemama"
France: Tom Leeb - "Mon alliée (The Best in Me)"
Georgia: Tornike Kipiani - "Take Me as I Am"
Greece: Stefania - "Supergirl"
Portugal: Elisa - "Medo de sentir"
San Marino: Senhit - "Freaky!"
Spain: Blas Cantó - "Universo"
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19th - Estonia: Uku Suviste - "What Love Is" - 34 points
20th - Finland: Aksel - "Looking Back" - 27 points
21st - Austria: Vincent Bueno - "Alive" - 16 points

Ten songs left to reveal; let's have one more finalist then knock out a few. Sailing into the final we have...

BULGARIA!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Even I can't defend Mon Aliée, have a WORD @Jacques

 

[Lucille]

Even I can't defend Mon Aliée, have a WORD @Jacques

Wtf were they thinking singing in ENGLISH?

Not that it would’ve been much better en francais.

 

[D5K]

Bulgaria: Victoria - "Tears Getting Sober"
Denmark: Ben & Tan - "Yes"
Iceland: Daði og Gagnamagnið - "Think About Things"
Latvia: Samanta Tīna - "Still Breathing"
Moldova: Natalia Gordienko - "Prison"
Poland: Alicja - "Empires"
Serbia: Hurricane - "Hasta la vista"
Switzerland: Gjon's Tears - "Répondez-moi"
United Kingdom: James Newman - "My Last Breath"
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Albania: Arilena Ara - "Fall from the Sky"
Armenia: Athena Manoukian - "Chains on You"
Czech Republic: Benny Cristo - "Kemama"
France: Tom Leeb - "Mon alliée (The Best in Me)"
Georgia: Tornike Kipiani - "Take Me as I Am"
Greece: Stefania - "Supergirl"
Portugal: Elisa - "Medo de sentir"
San Marino: Senhit - "Freaky!"
Spain: Blas Cantó - "Universo"
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19th - Estonia: Uku Suviste - "What Love Is" - 34 points
20th - Finland: Aksel - "Looking Back" - 27 points
21st - Austria: Vincent Bueno - "Alive" - 16 points


Right let's clear out more of the dross (no I don't mean more qualifiers). It's also goodbye to...







SPAIN

 

[Zu]

Poor @Alla! We were all rooting for SPANE!

 

[Alla]

For once I'm with @Jacques (about France).

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wtf were they thinking singing in ENGLISH?

Not that it would’ve been much better en francais.

No language real or fictional can polish that TURD!

 

[Lucille]

I think I gave Spain 1 point but I won’t shed a tear for it.

 

[Alla]

Poor @Alla! We were all rooting for SPANE!

DEVASTATED.

 

[D5K]

Bulgaria: Victoria - "Tears Getting Sober"
Denmark: Ben & Tan - "Yes"
Iceland: Daði og Gagnamagnið - "Think About Things"
Latvia: Samanta Tīna - "Still Breathing"
Moldova: Natalia Gordienko - "Prison"
Poland: Alicja - "Empires"
Serbia: Hurricane - "Hasta la vista"
Switzerland: Gjon's Tears - "Répondez-moi"
United Kingdom: James Newman - "My Last Breath"
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Albania: Arilena Ara - "Fall from the Sky"
Armenia: Athena Manoukian - "Chains on You"
Czech Republic: Benny Cristo - "Kemama"
France: Tom Leeb - "Mon alliée (The Best in Me)"
Georgia: Tornike Kipiani - "Take Me as I Am"
Greece: Stefania - "Supergirl"
Portugal: Elisa - "Medo de sentir"
San Marino: Senhit - "Freaky!"
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18th - Spain: Blas Cantó - "Universo" - 34 points
19th - Estonia: Uku Suviste - "What Love Is" - 34 points
20th - Finland: Aksel - "Looking Back" - 27 points
21st - Austria: Vincent Bueno - "Alive" - 16 points


Eliminated in 17th place we have:










ALBANIA

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poor @Alla! We were all rooting for SPANE!

*everyone in the audience looking at each other completely confused*

 

[Zu]

I think I gave Spain 1 point but I won’t shed a tear for it.

I apparently gave it FOUR

Mind you, it was all a bit of a turdy dipper by that point

 

[Alla]

I gave 2 to Spain.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bulgaria: Victoria - "Tears Getting Sober"
Denmark: Ben & Tan - "Yes"
Iceland: Daði og Gagnamagnið - "Think About Things"
Latvia: Samanta Tīna - "Still Breathing"
Moldova: Natalia Gordienko - "Prison"
Poland: Alicja - "Empires"
Serbia: Hurricane - "Hasta la vista"
Switzerland: Gjon's Tears - "Répondez-moi"
United Kingdom: James Newman - "My Last Breath"
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Albania: Arilena Ara - "Fall from the Sky"
Armenia: Athena Manoukian - "Chains on You"
Czech Republic: Benny Cristo - "Kemama"
France: Tom Leeb - "Mon alliée (The Best in Me)"
Georgia: Tornike Kipiani - "Take Me as I Am"
Greece: Stefania - "Supergirl"
Portugal: Elisa - "Medo de sentir"
San Marino: Senhit - "Freaky!"
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18th - Spain: Blas Cantó - "Universo" - 34 points
19th - Estonia: Uku Suviste - "What Love Is" - 34 points
20th - Finland: Aksel - "Looking Back" - 27 points
21st - Austria: Vincent Bueno - "Alive" - 16 points


Eliminated in 17th place we have:










ALBANIA

I did give that shouty mess a point or two

 

[D5K]

I did give that shout mess a point or two

There's lots of shout messes in this heat.

 

[Lucille]

Oh I thought Albania was better then that drippy Polish effort.

 

[win_the_game]

I thought Albania would have been a qualifier.

 

[Zu]

There's lots of shout messes in this heat.

One in particular

 

[D5K]

Bulgaria: Victoria - "Tears Getting Sober"
Denmark: Ben & Tan - "Yes"
Iceland: Daði og Gagnamagnið - "Think About Things"
Latvia: Samanta Tīna - "Still Breathing"
Moldova: Natalia Gordienko - "Prison"
Poland: Alicja - "Empires"
Serbia: Hurricane - "Hasta la vista"
Switzerland: Gjon's Tears - "Répondez-moi"
United Kingdom: James Newman - "My Last Breath"
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Armenia: Athena Manoukian - "Chains on You"
Czech Republic: Benny Cristo - "Kemama"
France: Tom Leeb - "Mon alliée (The Best in Me)"
Georgia: Tornike Kipiani - "Take Me as I Am"
Greece: Stefania - "Supergirl"
Portugal: Elisa - "Medo de sentir"
San Marino: Senhit - "Freaky!"
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17th - Albania: Arilena Ara - "Fall from the Sky" - 35 points
18th - Spain: Blas Cantó - "Universo" - 34 points
19th - Estonia: Uku Suviste - "What Love Is" - 34 points
20th - Finland: Aksel - "Looking Back" - 27 points
21st - Austria: Vincent Bueno - "Alive" - 16 points


Back to the qualifiers now, with FOUR spaces left in the final. And the first of those goes to...

SAN MARINO!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I thought Albania was better then that drippy Polish effort.

Oh I think Poland was actually pretty high in my top 10!

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO OK?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bulgaria: Victoria - "Tears Getting Sober"
Denmark: Ben & Tan - "Yes"
Iceland: Daði og Gagnamagnið - "Think About Things"
Latvia: Samanta Tīna - "Still Breathing"
Moldova: Natalia Gordienko - "Prison"
Poland: Alicja - "Empires"
Serbia: Hurricane - "Hasta la vista"
Switzerland: Gjon's Tears - "Répondez-moi"
United Kingdom: James Newman - "My Last Breath"
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Armenia: Athena Manoukian - "Chains on You"
Czech Republic: Benny Cristo - "Kemama"
France: Tom Leeb - "Mon alliée (The Best in Me)"
Georgia: Tornike Kipiani - "Take Me as I Am"
Greece: Stefania - "Supergirl"
Portugal: Elisa - "Medo de sentir"
San Marino: Senhit - "Freaky!"
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17th - Albania: Arilena Ara - "Fall from the Sky" - 35 points
18th - Spain: Blas Cantó - "Universo" - 34 points
19th - Estonia: Uku Suviste - "What Love Is" - 34 points
20th - Finland: Aksel - "Looking Back" - 27 points
21st - Austria: Vincent Bueno - "Alive" - 16 points


Back to the qualifiers now, with FOUR spaces left in the final. And the first of those goes to...

SAN MARINO!

Oh ffs

 

[Lucille]

San Marino you perverted fucks.

 

[Alla]

The HOT MESS that is San Marino

 

[Jacques]

San Marino you perverted fucks.

Now this I DID give a handful to

 

[Dark Carnival]

FREAKY FREAKY FREAKEEEHHHH

 

[Iguana]

I liked Freaky until I saw the video

 

[D5K]

Bulgaria: Victoria - "Tears Getting Sober"
Denmark: Ben & Tan - "Yes"
Iceland: Daði og Gagnamagnið - "Think About Things"
Latvia: Samanta Tīna - "Still Breathing"
Moldova: Natalia Gordienko - "Prison"
Poland: Alicja - "Empires"
San Marino: Senhit - "Freaky!"
Serbia: Hurricane - "Hasta la vista"
Switzerland: Gjon's Tears - "Répondez-moi"
United Kingdom: James Newman - "My Last Breath"
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Armenia: Athena Manoukian - "Chains on You"
Czech Republic: Benny Cristo - "Kemama"
France: Tom Leeb - "Mon alliée (The Best in Me)"
Georgia: Tornike Kipiani - "Take Me as I Am"
Greece: Stefania - "Supergirl"
Portugal: Elisa - "Medo de sentir"
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17th - Albania: Arilena Ara - "Fall from the Sky" - 35 points
18th - Spain: Blas Cantó - "Universo" - 34 points
19th - Estonia: Uku Suviste - "What Love Is" - 34 points
20th - Finland: Aksel - "Looking Back" - 27 points
21st - Austria: Vincent Bueno - "Alive" - 16 points


Six songs left - three will progress, three will fade away.

Our antepenultimate qualifier is...

GEORGIA!