SOYBOY TILL I DIE!
My raison d'être is to cause conservatives, gymbros, and carnivores to collapse into fits of convulsion at the mere sight of me and I think I do it well.
Am about 95% vegan nowadays but it remains to my advantage to hold onto vegetarianism atm given the frequency with which I find myself in parts of the world where leaves apparently do not grow but eggs are in plentiful supply. Paris is a veritable PLANTOPIA by comparison imo.
ETA: Delightful to see so many veg-positive folk around tho! I first tried going vegetarian when I was 11 cos all the clever + cute girls at school had their own little tribe going on and I felt the need to infiltrate. But it all went tits up when my stupid old dad picked me up from one girl's house one eve and obtusely announced to everyone that no child of his would ever go without meat! I then spent the next decade+ actively berating all my plant-based friends whenever we went out cos I'm a fucking nightmare when I have a chip on my shoulder, only to then perform a wild u-turn in my 20s by lurching from beer-swigging meat(and potato)head to beer-swigging lentil junkie. Wish I'd had the courage to stick with it earlier.