MOTHERFESTIVALEN 2023: Deltävling 4 (Malmö) - ft. Lorraine (sp?)

[Soldi]

BAFFLED at @COB’s hatred for lovely little Mariette!

 

[HalamaK]

I will gladly announce that our anxiety driven fears of our queens demise has been entirely unfounded!

Multiple sources reports that the gorgeous but slightly bland video clip is "from the second verse and the most boring part" of Loreéns preformance

 

[ButterTart]

Let's face it she's over.

You need to squash this beef with Mariette. That wasn't her down the Harvester. Even if it was, she wasn't looking at you 'like she thinks you're an absolute shithouse'.

 

[ButterTart]

I will gladly announce that our anxiety driven fears of our queens demise has been entirely unfounded!

Multiple sources reports that the gorgeous but slightly bland video clip is "from the second verse and the most boring part" of Loreéns preformance

Should we not be worried that a three minute song has a designated boring part?

 

[HalamaK]

Should we not be worried that a three minute song has a designated boring part?

Trust the process. Our eyes needs some relief before the climatic ending!

 

[Alla]

 

[Alla]

What the hell has happened here!? Is it because her odds went down from 56 to 55%?

 

[HalamaK]

 

[ButterTart]

What the hell has happened here!? Is it because her odds went down from 56 to 55%?

She’s down to 55% now? It’ll be a miracle if she even makes it out of the heat

 

[COB]

Oh well, too late to flush her now

 

[Pingu]

I will gladly announce that our anxiety driven fears of our queens demise has been entirely unfounded!

Multiple sources reports that the gorgeous but slightly bland video clip is "from the second verse and the most boring part" of Loreéns preformance

Weren't these sources saying yesterday that the first minute was the least impressive part? We've heard half the song now.

 

[Lucille]

Mummy is getting the milkers out tomorrow and feeding her children make no mistake.

 

[Alla]

This is just nosense, where is our spiritual guide to take us back on track!? @Penelope

 

[COB]

Face down in a trough of Monge at the moment, but he'll be back soon

 

[ButterTart]

This is just nosense, where is our spiritual guide to take us back on track!? @Penelope

I don’t know, but his last two Google searches were ‘how to make a beheading look like an accident’ and ‘Jeeves where does Maria Sur live please’.

 

[HalamaK]

This is all very sad. How could our beloved forum end up like this?

 

[COB]

Going to pretend that this was about Loreen

Her music snatches, she is queen!

 

[ButterTart]

I believe this is also about Loreen

What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is all very sad. How could our beloved forum end up like this?

'end up'

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is also about Loreen

Our resident MOTHER

 

[Dark Carnival]

She's annoying and I don't like her.

Can't believe COB said this about Mother Lorren

 

[COB]

Can't believe COB said this about Mother Lorren

 

[Alla]

Another Loreen reference

00 Jark - I know nothing of you apart from your hideous tattoo

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Soldi]

I genuinely fear for this thread tomorrow night.

 

[Alla]

Also this

You're really becoming a total PIG!

Leather harness and sleeve tattoo before the year is out. Mark my words.

Well well well...

 

[Soldi]

Poor vanilla Kala

 

[Kratz]

I genuinely fear for this thread tomorrow night.

I really cannot wait.

 

[HalamaK]

Loreen has been working out 2-3 times a day for two months with a weighted vest for her voice to sound good while doing her routine.

"When I started I was only able to sing about 30 seconds of the song while working out before the pulse started racing."

 

[IntoTheDark]

In all seriousness this is a fair point. I remember hearing ages ago about contestants not being allowed to have things suspended from the ceiling as part of their acts, and I don’t think I have seen anything since then to the contrary, unless someone can think of an act that has done this?

It’s more than just a bit of snow.

In 2021 we had Victoria with the sand falling from the ceiling, Blas Canto’s huge balloon, and James Newman’s huge trumpets. I think the big question will be the weight of loreen’s stage set. If she makes it to Eurovision.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

In 2021 we had Victoria with the sand falling from the ceiling, Blas Canto’s huge balloon, and James Newman’s huge trumpets. I think the big question will be the weight of loreen’s stage set. If she makes it to Eurovision.

WHEN

 

[Kratz]

And in 2022 Rosa-Linn had all that loo roll

 

[OutSynk]

I genuinely fear for this thread tomorrow night.

Can you please move this to Dark Moopy?

 

[Soldi]

Can you please move this to Dark Moopy?

I don’t have the power beb.

 

[HalamaK]

Can't take this. I need to get intoxicated.

 

[Lucille]

Mummy will quell all our fears, she will wipe out bottoms, bathe us, tuck us up in bed and tell us a story.

 

[Kratz]

Mummy will quell all our fears, she will wipe out bottoms, bathe us, tuck us up in bed and tell us a story.

What about the monsters under the bed?

 

[ButterTart]

What about the monsters under the bed?

Mother will let in all the light, tear down the walls.

 

[HalamaK]

Mummy will quell all our fears, she will wipe out bottoms, bathe us, tuck us up in bed and tell us a story.

First beer down. I want mommy to breastfeed me, now

 

[ZenGiraffe]

wipe out bottoms

IT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE.