MOTHERFESTIVALEN 2023: Deltävling 4 (Malmö) - ft. Lorraine (sp?)

[Lucille]

Another Mother, Carola!!

More the Mother that refuses to accept you’re gay though and passively aggressively asks if you’ve met any nice girls yet every Christmas.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Another Mother, Carola!!

NOT MY MOTHER

 

[AlgoAlex]

She HATES us!

We LOVE a mother that is hard to please

 

[ButterTart]

This post reeks of "what about straight pride?"

It’s the voice of sanity in a sea of Oedipal Euphoria.

 

[Lucille]

Girls, don't forget to head over to the UMK thread after this.

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JUST DO ME!

 

[Kratz]

Carola would be the mother who would PILLOW SMOTHER us

 

[RS]

Well I’m off to a threesome so I’m glad I just miss Carola. Bye!

 

[Kratz]

God I thought that was Anna Bergendahl

 

[AlgoAlex]

This post reeks of "what about straight pride?"

Where is our SAFE SPACE ?

 

[Kratz]

Well I’m off to a threesome so I’m glad I just miss Carola. Bye!

Shall one of us call you with the rest of the result?

 

[Lucille]

Well I’m off to a threesome so I’m glad I just miss Carola. Bye!

HOIDA MUT!

 

[AlgoAlex]

MOTHER DESCENDING FROM HEAVEN TO JUDGE US

 

[Alla]

Err... Carola? What the hell is this?

 

[ButterTart]

How can someone who hates the gays still pander to them to this extent?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Carola doing her Christ reborn moment, following (or crushing) in the steps of Chiara/Sonja Alden

 

[Lucille]

Love that RS has a three way lined up after this and I’m already in pyjamas eating crisps.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Did they turn off the backing vocalists mics so Carola could shout peacefully?

 

[ButterTart]

now I know who nicked my coin collection

 

[Kratz]

Love that RS has a three way lined up after this and I’m already in pyjamas eating crisps.

I bet you haven’t had two wispas like me

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

LOVE HER THOUGH

 

[Lucille]

I don’t know how anyone has the energy to do anything post MOTHER, I will need to lie down for at least 72 hours after that.

 

[AlgoAlex]

How can someone who hates the gays still pander to them to this extent?

£ or kr beats principles

 

[Lucille]

Ok but she’s kind of giving.

 

[Alla]

Exactly what this song needed, a chorus of chili peppers

 

[Kala]

She's pulling off this outfit way more than Marie Serneholt ever did.

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAY

 

[Alla]

She's delivering, we forgive you homophobic mother!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Ooohhh an X-FACTOR BUMPER ANNOUNCEMENT partway through what she's already performed

 

[Kratz]

Everybody singing along!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Only Framling would make me forgive this bigot

 

[Soldi]

GRANDMOTHER!

 

[ButterTart]

The exact coat Rita was wearing when Alan Bradley was hit by the tram

 

[Alla]

She skipped the first line just like in Eurovision.

 

[Soldi]

In my Loreen panic I accidentally put this thread on ignore

 

[Dark Carnival]

CROAAAAK

 

[RJN]

Did Loreen live up to expectations?

 

[Kala]

Did Loreen live up to expectations?

And then some

 

[Alla]

Flags!! It can't get camper.

 

[FetchFugly]

This totalitarian Framling

 

[Alla]

Did Loreen live up to expectations?

Where do I start