Movie sync watch - Me You Madness (Weds 17/11/21, 8pm)

[COB]

Not secret cameras in the bogs! Chubby Checker found (still) dead!

 

[COB]

She's a MILF? Google tells me she's only 7 years older than Ed Westwick...

Ed also playing a 37 year old according to that police file

 

[COB]

Love eating an extremely crunchy apple, but seductively.

 

[COB]

Oh there you go @ButterTart, she's an ILF!

 

[ButterTart]

'I'm an ILF'

Sorry love, an I'd Like To Fuck isn't a thing.

 

[ButterTart]

These sound effects

 

[COB]

Incredible sound effects work

 

[Ellie]

“Man, I’ve really got to take a DUMP”

 

[ButterTart]

Wanking to the Dow Jones.

 

[Tisch]

Just had to stop what I was doing pop here and say MASTURBATING TO THE STOCK EXCHANGE WHILE SHITTING

 

[ButterTart]

Love it when a movie treats sexual assault against men as a punchline

 

[COB]

What's in the freezer?!

 

[Ellie]

Is she DRY HUMPING detached limbs?

 

[COB]

Love it when a movie treats sexual assault against men as a punchline

Told you she was a villain!

 

[ButterTart]

She gives spectacular head.

 

[Ellie]

Does this woman think she’s making the next American Psycho or something?

 

[Tisch]

Is she wanking again

 

[COB]

Does this woman think she’s making the next American Psycho or something?

I think that's exactly what she thinks

 

[COB]

Don't drink anything she gives you!

 

[Tisch]

Oh wow just reading she wrote, directed, produced and FINANCED this (presumably because no-one else would?!)

 

[Ellie]

“This thing is brooooken”

 

[COB]

I forgot about her pal

 

[COB]

"She who has a beautiful smile..."

 

[Ellie]

This Gossip Girl sex pest actor is not very good either. And he has a rubbish haircut like that singer from Fall Out Boy

 

[COB]

Oh yes, he helps by telling her that a games company... is about to release a new game. Financial genius!

 

[ButterTart]

I stepped out for a cigarette - why is everyone suddenly dubbed?

 

[Ellie]

Has she just pressed Play on ‘Now That’s What I Call 80s Film Soundtracks’?

 

[COB]

Drugs and sex montage

 

[COB]

Has she just pressed Play on ‘Now That’s What I Call 80s Film Soundtracks’?

Got the rights in a job lot, I reckon!

 

[ButterTart]

Maniac is such a good song.
This isn't the Michael Sembello version though, is it?

 

[Ellie]

This may be the least sexy sex scene of all time.

 

[Tisch]

SEX SCENE. Just what was needed to push this story along.

 

[ButterTart]

This may be the least sexy sex scene of all time.

I was just thinking the same It's like watching The Room again.

 

[COB]

Whom among us doesn't love some nibbling kisses while fully dressed in bed?

 

[COB]

Like the idea of her getting up early to do her face before he wakes up

 

[ButterTart]

Has she not even had the good grace to get a nip out?

 

[ButterTart]

Don't put your faces that close to each other first thing in the morning; you've not brushed your teeth!

 

[COB]

Maybe she made the film just to have this scene where he tells her how great she is.

 

[Ellie]

I’m not paying the blindest bit of attention to this dialogue right now. I hope it’s not important.

 

[Tisch]

I’m not paying the blindest bit of attention to this dialogue right now. I hope it’s not important.

Can't understand a word anyway