Name a song that absolutely BOILS YOUR PISS

I've had a quick flick through Kylie and Girls Aloud's catalogue to see if I can find anything hateful and I'm glad to report there's nothing THAT bad

Sugababes however may not be safe. I'm sure there was something in their later catalogue that always made me walk out of whatever terrible gay establishment was playing it when it came on... I shall report back
 
Speaking of walking out of terrible gay establishments, I'm pretty sure I went home early more than once because of this



An absolute parody of a song.

YEH MEMMEH WURK WURK WURK WURK
WILL YEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH
MINNIKA TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH

Yeah okay Rihanna.
 
The Saturdays were just annoying to me. I don't recall anything hateful. I mean with Kylie, "Especially For You" comes pretty close, but imma let it slide :)

Minaj is an interesting one, I shall REPORT BACK :D
 
funky said:
Speaking of walking out of terrible gay establishments, I'm pretty sure I went home early more than once because of this



An absolute parody of a song.

YEH MEMMEH WURK WURK WURK WURK
WILL YEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH
MINNIKA TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH

Yeah okay Rihanna.
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Sorry but I absolutely love this lol
 
I care not for Steps, but I can objectively see they are mostly well-written pop songs. They had a good team behind them. Can't bear to watch them dance though. The videos are often quite hateful :evil:
 
Oh it's "About You Now" by the Babes that I absolutely DETEST but I'm not going to classify it as eligible for this thread. There's a lot worse.
 
If asked in 2016-17 I'd have a huge list :D but I've forgotten most/didn't know the title.

These are a few I really don't like (sorry if anyone loves these songs)



 
Some of my contenders off the top of my head:

1. Lady Gaga - Bad Romance


Overall just very unpleasant


2. Bill Withers - Lovely Day


Unlistenable - that long note towards the end is a death sentence

3. Melanie C - I Want Candy


Where is the dignity, may I ask

4. Christina Aguilera - Dirrty


Like an on-switch for drunken heterosexuals to become even more unpleasant. Take me home!

5. Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody


The song people who don’t like music cite as one of their favourite songs. Like a female Mr Brightside - I hate how this song brings people together. FLUSH
 
Suomi said:
Strongly disagree - it actually even makes me a bit emotional, it’s such a lovely sentiment
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Why does this have laugh reactions - I’m serious!

Is there anything more romantic than someone being your cheerleader ❤️
 
That's sad about I Wanna Dance With Somebody though, definitely one of the first 80s songs I loved. Cheerleader was okay. I never get the Mr Brightside over-admiration 😅
 
Bad Romance? I thought I was the only gay in the world who hated that song!

Mind you I hate Poker Face just as much...

They don't make me rage though. I just think they're a load of NOISE and massively overrated.
 
This was the first one I thought of exacerbated by (some) dreadful gais and women trying to look all hot and sultry while dancing to it when it comes on when they’re (usually) nothing of the sort.

 
BoysForSeles said:
This was the first one I thought of exacerbated by (some) dreadful gais and women trying to look all hot and sultry while dancing to it when it comes on when they’re (usually) nothing of the sort.

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Pipo is NOT gonna like this.

@Pipo are you here? You're not gonna like this.
 
If Meghan Trainor had been famous and supremely evil in 2000, it would have sounded like this

 
BoysForSeles said:
This was the first one I thought of exacerbated by (some) dreadful gais and women trying to look all hot and sultry while dancing to it when it comes on when they’re (usually) nothing of the sort.

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Angry Phone GIF
 
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