Name something that is TOO BLOODY WOKE

[Soldi]

UTTER WOKE NONSENSE

Calm down SEAN DYCHE.

 

[big ron]

Calm down SEAN DYCHE.

 

[Tisch]

Calm down SEAN DYCHE.

His name is Sean LESBIAN thank you

 

[Tisch]

(I've no idea who he is)

 

[Sheena]

His name is Sean LESBIAN thank you

There was a Sean (les) Bean joke sat RIGHT THERE...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DRESSING AS A DWARF AND HAVING A MISERABLE TIME

Orcs, elves and culture wars: how diversity in D&D met a rightwing backlash

Some complained of ‘wokeism’ when the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons dropped ‘races’ in favour of ‘species’

www.theguardian.com

 

[Ellie]

 

[big ron]

DINOSAURS ARE WOKE AS FUCK LIBERAL LEFTY LOONIES

 

[Finn]

GO WOKE, GO EXTINCT

 

[Agneeta]

LOCHS

 

[big ron]

LOCHS

 

[Sardonicus]

WHEELCHAIRS

 

[Agneeta]

WHEELCHAIRS

GET UP AND TRY!

 

[big ron]

LAZY

 

[big ron]

WHAT YOU NEED IS A SOLID 9-5

 

[Cloud]

THE NEW HARRY POTTER

Brown Hermione? Black Snape? Female Voldemort? BAN THIS SICK WOKE FILTH
(I know the point of the last one is that they'll probably be trans but thick people are thick)
(Also my memory sucks and I tend to repeat the same joke so 99% chance I did this one with Snape already soz)

 

[Suedehead]

WHEELCHAIRS

I'll raise you RAMPS

 

[Sheena]

WHEELCHAIR BASKETBALL

 

[Halli]

SOLAR PANELS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SANITY

 

[Sardonicus]

MARGARET THATCHER BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T PRIVATISE LAUGHTER OR OXYGEN

 

[funky]

SPEEDY BOARDING FOR DISABLEDS

JUST DRIVE THERE INSTEAD

 

[Cloud]

NAZIS THESE DAYS

 

[Sardonicus]

THE BLACK HOLE OF CALCUTTA

There was LOADS OF ROOM!

 

[ButterTart]

THE BLACK HOLE OF CALCUTTA

There was LOADS OF ROOM!

I think you'll find in this thread it's the Hole of Calcutta of Colour.

 

[lolly]

I think you'll find in this thread it's the Hole of Calcutta of Colour.

KOLKATA

 

[ButterTart]

KOLKATA

Oh shit, that's me cancelled.

 

[ButterTart]

TRAINS

Where's the Arriva Cis-Pennine, may I ask?

 

[Sardonicus]

KOLKATA

INDIA NO LONGER USING THE COLONIAL SPELLINGS

 

[funky]

INDIA

 

[Finn]

INDIA WILLOUGHBY

 

[funky]

WALLABIES

 

[Halli]

TZATZIKI

 

[Dark Carnival]

MATCHA

 

[big ron]

MATCHA

PROPER WOKE LEFTIE NONSENSE JUST HAVE A CUP OF BUILDERS YOU GEN Z FANNIES

 

[big ron]

I don't think I've ever actually had matcha

 

[big ron]

Maybe in a desert format

 

[Shoat]

Matcha tastes like earth. It is not good.

It is also actually very ANTI-WOKE. Haven't there been lots of reports about how we've FOOKED Japan and drained them of all their matcha supply? Stripping another country of their resources for our own consumption is very GB News friendly.

 

[lolly]

Matcha tastes like earth. It is not good.

It is also actually very ANTI-WOKE. Haven't there been lots of reports about how we've FOOKED Japan and drained them of all their matcha supply? Stripping another country of their resources for our own consumption is very GB News friendly.

BUT IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS OUR ALLIES BOMBED THEM

 

[Shoat]

BUT IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS OUR ALLIES BOMBED THEM

TOUCHE

Matcha being allowed to grow in an undestroyed land in the first place is rather woke

ARREST MATCHA FARMERS NOW