Name something that is TOO BLOODY WOKE

[lolly]

BLACK PEOPLE ON MY TV

 

[Halli]

FREE RANGE EGGS FFS!

 

[funky]

BUBBLE TEA

 

[funky]

I'm assuming that's a repeat and we haven't actually gone 22 pages without mentioning Bubble fucking Tea

 

[Sardonicus]

THE BRITISH EMPIRE

WE WERE FAR TOO SOFT

 

[big ron]

I'm assuming that's a repeat and we haven't actually gone 22 pages without mentioning Bubble fucking Tea

No one has mentioned bubble tea, fucking or otherwise.

 

[big ron]

THE BRITISH EMPIRE

WE WERE FAR TOO SOFT

BRING BACK THE BRITISH RAJ

 

[Dark Carnival]

Matcha tastes like earth. It is not good.

It is also actually very ANTI-WOKE. Haven't there been lots of reports about how we've FOOKED Japan and drained them of all their matcha supply? Stripping another country of their resources for our own consumption is very GB News friendly.

Earth is pretty spot-on. In desert format it can be tolerated.

 

[Halli]

GERU'S UNION JACK DRESS, HAD A PEACE SIGN ON THE BACK FFS!

 

[Nancy]

JILL DANDO

 

[Finn]

THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY BEING A WOMAN NOW

 

[Halli]

LOADED FRIES

 

[funky]

MEALS WITH A SIDE SALAD INSTEAD OF FRIES

 

[Shoat]

MCDONALDS CARROT BAGS

 

[Halli]

EUROSTAR

 

[Halli]

PEDIGREE CATS!

 

[Halli]

GARDEN CENTRES, FFS! Especially their CAFES!

 

[funky]

GARDENS

Just fill it with cement and put an extension in! Stop fannying about with GREEN THINGS!

 

[Agneeta]

CRISP CULTURE

 

[Finn]

ANY CULTURE

 

[Finn]

PATERNITY LEAVE

 

[Finn]

PAID SICK LEAVE

 

[Finn]

DADS PUSHING PRAMS

 

[Sardonicus]

DADS PUSHING PRAMS

DADS ACKNOWLEDGING THEIR CHILDREN

 

[Nancy]

DENTAL FLOSS

 

[funky]

DENTISTS

 

[Halli]

THE INTERWEB INSTEAD OF TELETEXT

 

[Nancy]

COELIACS

 

[Halli]

PAELLA! FOREIGN MUCK, FFS!

 

[funky]

PRONOUNCING PAELLA PYE-EY-A

STOP IGNORING THE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET (that we inherited from other countries)

 

[big ron]

OLIVE OIL

Just use DRIPPING you snowflakes

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

ARABIC NUMERALS

 

[Dark Carnival]

MATHS

 

[Halli]

SCHOOL INSTEAD OF GRAFT

 

[Suedehead]

MEDICAL RESEARCH

 

[Finn]

VITAMIN TABLETS

 

[Sardonicus]

VITAMIN TABLETS

PARACETAMOL

(TYLENOL FOR OUR AMERICAN CHUMS)

 

[funky]

AUTISM

 

[Agneeta]

LITTLE PEOPLE

 

[Finn]

DISNEY