Neo-Thursday

Oh good, my wifes taken the day off to come home and stomp around the house while I work, but she isn't speaking to me, because its my fault shes ill.

Wheres that posts about relationships again. HMPH.
 
I’m not sure I can be bothered with today

I blame @big ron for Thursday :cautious:
 
Oh whats that, you've opened every window in the fucking house? Fine, I'll go out and work in a noisy cafe, don't mind ME.
 
Fuck me, that Zopiclone was decent. After about an hour, I was like "well that didn't fucking work", next thing I knew it was half 7, then it was 11! This is gonna be a good 7 days...
 
Everything tastes a bit funny tho. Leaflet says that's normal. Oh well.
 
Fun fact, if you fight the sleep you're off your tits. We used to buy that many of them one summer in Ibiza that the pharmacy clocked on and wouldn't sell them to anyone who was english!
 
big ron said:
Fun fact, if you fight the sleep you're off your tits. We used to buy that many of them one summer in Ibiza that the pharmacy clocked on and wouldn't sell them to anyone who was english!
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Hmmm, I think I know what I'm doing on Sunday now...
 
Zopiclone fan since 2004 here. Even get it delivered these days.
 
I had it once before but I was in hospital at the time and it just made me feel sick. On this evidence, I think I'll know what to ask for in future.
 
I have seriously had to resist going back to bed.

Instead, I've listened to another of the 113 Kevin Drumm albums. This one lasts 2 and a half hours. The last track genuinely sounds like my dad's lawnmower as heard through my bedcovers on a Bank Holiday Monday morning in the 80's (but with what sounds like planes diveboming added it towards the end)
 
I'm actually not going to take one tonight, see what happens. If I have a bad night, the forecast for tomorrow is sunny and I've got another 6 pills, y'know?
 
Morning all, or afternoon? I don’t fucking know, it’s just turned midnight here so it’s FRIDAY. Happy Friday
 
I'm on holiday AGAIN this week and Mr S has only brought one pair of trousers, which he got really muddy out walking and then washed them, but apparently they SMELL now because they've been in the dryer so he has been hanging around the house all day in his PANTS. FINALLY I GET A WIN
 
This will mean nothing to anyone but I’m so excited. Even at my fittest, even when I was running half marathons I couldn’t, but today I did my first proper, full press up. And then I did another.

And then, admittedly, I fell on the mat in a heap, but I almost cried, I was so happy.
 
Its an amazing feeling Years ago I couldnt do one, then did one, then 2, then after a year I used to do 25 in the morning and 25 in the evening every day.

Then I fell over on ket and couldnt do any
 
big ron said:
Its an amazing feeling Years ago I couldnt do one, then did one, then 2, then after a year I used to do 25 in the morning and 25 in the evening every day.

Then I fell over on ket and couldnt do any
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Something to aspire to there on all fronts...
 
I couldn't do them either a couple of years ago. I tried by working down at different angles. Then I did 20 a day for a bit.

Then I got bored and stopped. That always happens.
 
I'm not sure I've ever tried to do a press up outside of PE classes as a child
 
lolly said:
I'm not sure I've ever tried to do a press up outside of PE classes as a child
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I remember trying then and hating not being able to. I’ve been really strong in other ways (I’m really lifting heavy weights right now, apparently) but just couldn’t manage this. I think my body weight is part of the problem!
 
I can't do them without really hurting my wrists, so now I don't bother :(
 
I discovered the other day that the Jehovah’s Witnesses think that when Jehovah turns up in his cashmere shawl, beret and party dress on Judgement Day to cast aspersions, all the non-believers will die and all the believers won’t, presumably leaving quite a few billion DEAD BODIES to clear up. This sounds like a bit of a cheek if you’ve been good all your life and never thought about Mark Francois’ cock or said terrible things in public about Cilla

I thought it meant that all the good ones would instantly be transported to heaven to play with lions and tigers and the bad ones would go to hell but NO! STREWN CORPSES!

Thought I’d share :tongueout:
 
(I was incidentally raised as a Jehovah’s Witness until the age of 7 which might explain a few things. PM me for a signed copy of The Watchtower :))
 
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