Next Tory leader/ UK Prime Minister (2022)

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope you know CPR, because we've cancelled all hospital appointments.

 

[GNL]

I'd like to pork your markets.

 

[Kratz]

I think I should do a SURVIVOR’S podcast

 

[Kratz]

Move over Meghan

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think I should do a SURVIVOR’S podcast

That could legit get publicity with your brush with fame.

 

[octophone]

Everyone post your favourite Tory pick up lines.

"Let's set light to a £20 note in front of a homeless person"

 

[octophone]

"The ladies say I have a huge majority"

 

[GNL]

The voting has closed. I hope all of our Tory members sent in their votey votes for in Liz we Truss.

 

[Kratz]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[VoR]

As if that cat isn’t a RAGING THATCHERITE.

 

[Lucille]

As if that cat isn’t a RAGING THATCHERITE.

THEY ALL ARE!

 

[Finn]

Yeah cats are surely one of the most Tory animals

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[VoR]

Cats - Tories
Dogs - Labour
Hamsters - Lib Dem
Ferrets - UKIP
Goldfish - Weird hyper-local single issue party

 

[COB]

My cat is no Tory thank you VERY much!

Spoiler

Look how angry he was about the energy prices earlier!

FUMING!

 

[lolly]

I'd say one of mine was a definite UKipper. The other two are floating voters, which I think is the true feline nature.

 

[GNL]

I feel like dogs could go either way - easy-going soft-left? Possible. Radicalised into full fledged fascism by their hatred of the postman? Also possible.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Daisy thinks they're all as bad as each other, and that we should go back to Absolute Monarchy under her.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Dogs are thick followers. Total Tories.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Besides you never see a far right social media profile and there's a picture of a cat right?

 

[VoR]

Lara remembers when we used to be a real country*

*despite being a quasi-legal immigrant from Romania

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I just told him he was being called a Tory.

 

[AlgoAlex]

 

[lolly]

I just told him he was being called a Tory.

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There's a FUCK YOU face if ever you needed one

 

[lolly]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a day to be alive.

 

[Diddy]

THAT was its top politics show?!

 

[VoR]

 

[Sheena]

JOE LYCETT SMILIE NOW

And definitely get him in the banner

 

[ZenGiraffe]

JOE LYCETT SMILIE NOW

And definitely get him in the banner

Remind me tonight when I'm home!

 

[big ron]

Cats - Tories
Dogs - Labour
Hamsters - Lib Dem
Ferrets - UKIP
Goldfish - Weird hyper-local single issue party

Cats are 100% staunch tories. Dogs are mostly socialist, some front line trade unionists but I’d suspect french bulldogs are more centerist.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

MY CAT SELLS THE SOCIALIST WORKER

 

[Pingu]

I love all the cat owners getting fiercely defensive at the idea of cats being Tories.

@Iguana what are yours?

 

[Iguana]

I love all the cat owners getting fiercely defensive at the idea of cats being Tories.

@Iguana what are yours?

Lib Dem. They love sitting on the fence.

 

[octophone]

Well, the "big" day is here. Get yer pork markets out, lads, "Thatcher - The Gritty Reboot" starts at lunchtime.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Look at these leftie dog lovers

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well, the "big" day is here. Get yer pork markets out, lads, "Thatcher - The Gritty Reboot" starts at lunchtime.

Imagine if people like her.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They're all so desperate for a legacy. I wonder what she'll manufacture to attempt for one.

 

[octophone]

Imagine if people like her.

People do like her if by 'people' you mean 'psychopaths' and by 'like' you mean 'delight in the blatant idiocy of'.