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moopy gold now

 

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Beth Orton marries WHEELBARROW

 

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Ian Duncan Smith stuck up a tree

 

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Floella Benjamin hoardes PADDED BAGS

 

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Bob Ross toilet cam shame

 

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Ian Duncan Smith stuck up a tree

Not AGAIN?

 

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Princess Eugenie sockless and soaked in goat piss.

 

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Cubby Checker predicts World Cup winner

 

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Steve Davis pubes art

 

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Calista Flockhart birthing aprons

 

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Pat Roach shaves arse with own teeth

 

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Alison Moyet claims 'Macarena' co-write.

 

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Cow rites performed by Julian Cope and the Moomins.

 

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Glenda Jackson toenail secretions

 

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Sneeze. Then sneeze again. You can't, can you?

 

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Jeremy Corbyn nips out dancing to "Baby Jane".

 

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Paul Ince buys some mince.

 

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Frank Skinner makes some dinner.

 

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Jacob Rees-Mogg goes to the bog.

 

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Jeremy Hunt inserts shunt in James Blunt

 

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Joe Jackson in naked skydive on tricyle for alpaca charity

 

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Liz Truss eats some celery.

 

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Nadine Dorries phones EU and asks to speak to Hugh Jarse.

 

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Tony Parsons - cyst on left testicle "benign but opinionated".

 

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Danny Boyle has a boil

 

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Lenin and McCarthy

 

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Frankie Boyle has some kitchen foil.

 

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Terence Trent Darby falls down grid and loses apostrophe

 

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Fred Harris goes to Paris

 

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Cowgrids sue Morrissey for libel.

 

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I'll have the shitty chicken with lively rice and a fungus turret please and for dessert, I'll have the frosted anus with whipped cherries and a small bowl of anxiety.

 

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An anagram of 'Rishi Sunak' is 'Tory Cunt'.

 

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Eddie Izzard page 3 modelling career cut short by cystitis

 

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Linda Henry eats a shoe (piss)