No Saturday thread? (until now)

Just back from my nephew's - 3 today, bless him. He can say "diplodocus" and "triceratops" which is too cute.
 
Last minute decision to see Bjorn Again. Think it must be nearly two decades since I saw them last.
 
I have broke the habit of a lifetime and gone full on chav and popped the Christmas decs up today, a day before the allowable curfew.

In fairness, the next couple of weeks being so busy for me, Mr Sheena living away during the week and me wanting to take them down the day after Boxing Day always combined to mean that it was NOW OR NEVER really, but still, I FEEL FUCKING DIRTY.
 
I drove all the way up to Blackpool for spawn's birthday and all the way home again and the only illuminations I saw was the Winter Hill mast from 20 miles away.

Mr F had offered to go up there and cook jerk chicken for her birthday tea. What that means is that I do all of the ingredient purchasing and preparation for the meal and all of the driving, he puts the chicken on a George Foreman, whips up some rice and peas, warms the gravy in a pan and takes all of the credit for the five hours I spent chopping, mincing, juicing, mixing and driving!
 
God. I’m 31 now and getting a bit scared I’ll never be domesticated enough to own or put up Christmas decorations. My dad had TWO children at this age. I still haven’t paid off my overdraft!
 
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I never bothered putting up decorations last year as I went on holiday on Christmas Day till New Years Day. I am at home this year and I cannot be BOTHERED.
 
Just heard a super loud explosion at 4:20am. Twitter is full of people woken by it
 
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