No Sunday thread? Here it is!

Think I may watch nothing but Charlie's Angels all day on Pluto TV
 
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I've just been giving two people an education in MY VEGANISM while in the sauna.
 
Lucille said:
Just remembered I got this mysterious message from an unknown number last night.

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Someone was telling me a story about a DJ we know who got trapped in a club toilet, they were using one in the backs and the handle came off, but because they weren't in the main club and didn't have their phone no one heard the shouts for help even after the club shut up and closed. Traumatic.
 
Next door had been out all-day boozing yesterday, came home at about quarter past one this morning and had a stonker of a row, not unusual, that carried on until at least four o'clock with the usual door-slamming, throwing stuff and screaming at each other. I assume they got up about half eleven this morning because that's when it was "seconds out, round two". The wife has now stomped out in a strop, the picture above my fireplace rattled when she slammed the front door and she almost hit the railings opposite when she furiously drove off the drive.
 
I got trapped in my parents bathroom when I was about 17. The lock fell off in my hand but the door was still bolted and everyone was out for the day :cry:

I got rescused at about 6pm and had parents evening at sixth form that night and every teacher started with "WELL MICHAEL WASN'T IN CLASS TODAY ACTUALLY"

I remember having one wank and being insanely bored thereafter.
 
Oh, and the BBC redundancy letter story is shit as well.
 
Tisch said:
I got trapped in my parents bathroom when I was about 17. The lock fell off in my hand but the door was still bolted and everyone was out for the day :cry:

I got rescused at about 6pm and had parents evening at sixth form that night and every teacher started with "WELL MICHAEL WASN'T IN CLASS TODAY ACTUALLY"

I remember having one wank and being insanely bored thereafter.
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! :D You just sat in the bathroom for hours?
 
RJN said:
! :D You just sat in the bathroom for hours?
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Honestly my memory is hazy but yes pretty much. I think I tried to jimmy the lock for a lot of time and had a few ganders out the window (which weren't exactly fruitful because it looked out onto the side of the neighbour's house :D)

I remember being resigned to my fate quite quickly and being a bit "oh well :)" about it all :D
 
I hit almost four miles on my walk just now. It's been ages since I wasn't hungover and it was sunny on a Sunday.
 
Crying at BGT. Sometimes it’s just great to have a good blub.
 
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