ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Going into the office and I already hate it. Thank God it’s a one* off.
*apart from tomorrow and Monday because I’m covering someone.
*apart from tomorrow and Monday because I’m covering someone.
Sounds like they're taking the piss out of you. Sack it off.Well, this is going every bit as terribly as I expected. It’s too noisy to concentrate, I’ve had to cancel every meeting I had booked because they couldn’t get me somewhere private, and the employer I’m here to look after is unhappy with the office they’ve given him and wants to do the interviews on his own premises. I’m supposed to be back in tomorrow but the way it’s looking I think I might cancel.
I'm ridiculously excited about this now.Ooh a primary school have agreed to give me a couple of days experience, the week after next. This is suddenly very real!
Same here, rain and thunderstorms for the next 10 daysToday is the last HOT AS FUCK day for a while, so I'm off to lie in a park for a bit.

Omg no more masks outdoors starting tomorrow in France![]()
Yes, everywhere since September 2020. Masks remain mandatory everywhere indoors and some places outdoors (big gatherings, markets, stadia, etc.)Did you guys have to wear masks outdoors too? A few people do here but it was never mandatory.
It's FATHERS DAY this Sunday!
The beer version works well for me.Because my pappy lives in Canada, I've got used to being early with this one. The selection of cards this year were bloody awful; why do Hallmark think that being a father is just beer and golf?

Because my pappy lives in Canada, I've got used to being early with this one. The selection of cards this year were bloody awful; why do Hallmark think that being a father is just beer and golf?
Wank isn't it. Thankfully I found a steam train one. I've probably already sent him the exact same one another year, but hopefully he won't remember (or mind).Because my pappy lives in Canada, I've got used to being early with this one. The selection of cards this year were bloody awful; why do Hallmark think that being a father is just beer and golf?
Might start calling my dad a cishetman.The prejudice facing cis-het men is unbelievable.
Starting to appreciate it now myself, what a BOON!Love not speaking to my dad so I get to save time, effort, and money every year![]()
Rain makes my hay fever worseCan’t wait for the STORMS to ease my hay fever, my eyes look like Soldi’s after a night on a car park roof.

Because my pappy lives in Canada, I've got used to being early with this one. The selection of cards this year were bloody awful; why do Hallmark think that being a father is just beer and golf?
And FARTSThe prejudice facing cis-het men is unbelievable.

And FARTS![]()
My hay fever has FLOORED ME today. I just nipped to Asda and I nearly DIED.
I'm sweating live from a treadmill
Yeah my day has been really good! Thanks for askingOmg I was talking to a colleague and complaining about something and she just responded with story about herself that has nothing to do with anything. She does this all the time, I’m amazed at how self centered she is.
I ended up meeting a mate there and we had lunch in the park.you’re supposed to be shitposting then remember
It's FATHERS DAY this Sunday!
AGELESSAnd more importantly MY BIRTHDAY.