OG Kalavision (No longer taking place)

[Soldi]

I don’t know whether to go for a COCK OR NOT

 

[D5K]

Actually if I pick Azerbaijan I assume I'm allowed to just pay some of the smaller countries to vote for me?

 

[COB]

Nobody trade numbers I'll LOSE MY MIND

 

[Alla]

I am not a number. I am a FREE MAN!

 

[Kala]

Excuse me? You sent me a pm saying


Hi Alex

I have carried out the draw to determine the order in which participants select their country for Kalavision 2020.

You have been drawn at number xx

I will PM you when it is your turn to select your country with a list of the countries which have already been taken.

Kala

x


just to edit minutes later my name but still give me that shitty number? I want mine! @Kalabaliken

It WAS yours, I forgot to change the name at the top

 

[Iguana]

Do we have a black market for this? Asking for a friend

Meet me in the Conspiracy Theories forum

 

[Kala]

ALL PMS sent. Now I will contact you ALL individually. Please reply ASAP with your COUNTRY

 

[Alla]

It WAS yours, I forgot to change the name at the top

Oh I knew that, but as If I was gonna miss the change to make drama! Hurry up before Zu dies waiting. x

 

[Tisch]

Meet me in the Conspiracy Theories forum

censorship skills @KindaCool would be proud of!

 

[Soldi]

And THATS AN ORDER

 

[Zu]

Oh I knew that, but as If I was gonna miss the change to make drama! Hurry up before Zu dies waiting. x

I’m in my final throes but NUMBER RECEIVED!

 

[Diddy]

@Kalabaliken sorry I updated my countries! Thanks <3

anyway I’m off to bed, good luck you loons

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This part could take WEEKS.

 

[Phoenix]

Can we start a new thread for the country announcements?

 

[Phoenix]

This part could take WEEKS.

if the person doesn’t claim a country within two hours they should be pushed to the bottom.

 

[Soldi]

Can we start a new thread for the country announcements?

Only at the GREAT LEADER KALA’s discretion

 

[Iguana]

Can we start a new thread for the country announcements?

One thread per nation please

 

[win_the_game]

if the person doesn’t claim a country within two hours they should be pushed to the bottom.

I'd give them 15 minutes. We're not hanging around.

 

[COB]

This is exciting! Just checking, we're counting THE LOXIAN GATES as a nation state for the purposes of this game right? Asking for a friend.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Strange you posted this because I randomly discovered she is dead now today!

 

[ButterTart]

From my number I can only assume Kala has finally got round to reading that inflammatory article about female vocalists that got me sacked from The Guardian.

 

[Suomi]

Strange you posted this because I randomly discovered she is dead now today!

Did she question Kala's regime?

 

[dmlaw]

It's hard to know whether I have time to go for a walk or make dinner or watch 'The Irishman'.

 

[Soldi]

Strange you posted this because I randomly discovered she is dead now today!

She’s wiv the guardian angle (@Dark Carnival)

 

[Kala]

PLEASE REMEMBER that countries are to be kept SECRET for NOW. I will announce all participating countries at the end but which country is which person will not be revealed until the END of the semi final voting.

 

[Superstylin']

I'd give them 15 minutes. We're not hanging around.

Exactly - You cant say they weren't warned to be online right now (or send a list of countries).

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Strange you posted this because I randomly discovered she is dead now today!

Hair trapped in a cow grate no doubt.

 

[D5K]

It's hard to know whether I have time to go for a walk or make dinner or watch 'The Irishman'.

I think I'm going to learn Esperanto.

 

[D5K]

Yes if someone misses their slot or doesn't reply after [15] minutes, they move to the back of the queue or get allocated a country from the leftovers at the end.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m just saying the key workers should have been let in early to pick our countries before the non-heroes have their turn.

 

[Soldi]

I’m just saying the key workers should have been let in early to pick our countries before the non-heroes have their turn.

I agree with this, I’ll be #CLAPPING4BUTTART tonight

 

[ButterTart]

It's hard to know whether I have time to go for a walk or make dinner or watch 'The Irishman'.

The contest will be over and the bodies will have been interred before I get to pick.

 

[Kala]

I need to give people a CHANCE. Let's see how it goes...

 

[dmlaw]

I think I'm going to learn Esperanto.

Mi dezeras al vi plej bonan sortan en ciuj viaj klopodoj.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

PLEASE REMEMBER that countries are to be kept SECRET for NOW. I will announce all participating countries at the end but which country is which person will not be revealed until the END of the semi final voting.

For all or just the eliminated countries?

 

[Lucille]

PLEASE REMEMBER that countries are to be kept SECRET for NOW. I will announce all participating countries at the end but which country is which person will not be revealed until the END of the semi final voting.

Omg I love the TWIST of the poster's identities being revealed before the final. Kala knows how to produce maximum DRAMA!

 

[Alla]

Yes if someone misses their slot or doesn't reply after [15] minutes, they move to the back of the queue or get allocated a country from the leftovers at the end.

Yes, there should be some time limit, Kala, otherwise this could take WEEKS.

 

[Superstylin']

@Kalabaliken In the VERY unlikely event the same song is selected by two players (say a group has someone from the US & UK or say an act has dual heritage etc) will the draw order come into play or whoever submitted it first?

 

[D5K]

I agree with this, I’ll be #CLAPPING4BUTTART tonight

I don't know why but this has me hooting with laughter.

 

[D5K]

@Kalabaliken In the VERY unlikely event the same song is selected by two players (say a group has someone from the US & UK or say an act has dual heritage etc) will the draw order come into play or whoever submitted it first?

I say we allow both then it'll be geopolitically fascinating to see which ends up higher.