Oh great here's Friday

[Shirley]

Droopy drawers incoming at 12 o'clock - align the missiles

She wasn't here yesterday and I was HOPING AGAINST HOPE

 

[Star]

Almost the WEEKEND love

 

[Indie]

Been working from home all week. Think I'm going a bit STIR CRAZY

 

[big ron]

Welcome to my life.

 

[Indie]

Welcome to my life.

Oh this is your life? Cool. *takes Ket*

 

[big ron]

Look after it, I want it back later.

 

[Shirley]

I'd be on my own here today if it wasn't for DD

*prepares space for corpse in chest freezer*

 

[octophone]

I need to go back to work, I've lost track of which day is which. Forgot what a cunt's cavalcade the town centre is when the schools are out.

 

[Indie]

I need to go back to work, I've lost track of which day is which. Forgot what a cunt's cavalcade the town centre is when the schools are out.

I hear ya. I just drove to my parents to pop off presents for my Dad's 70th, and the ringroad was chock-a-block. Fuck people with kids.

 

[lolly]

It makes the morning commute LOVELY, though

 

[Indie]

My commute is lovely anyway because I wizz past the cars on my bike

 

[Shirley]

Ooh Indiebobs my Dad is 70 on SUNDAY

 

[Indie]

Ooh Indiebobs my Dad is 70 on SUNDAY

How is that even possible? Aren't you nearly 60 yourself?

 

[Shirley]

FAST BREEDING

 

[Zu]

I’ve finally satiated my obsession with going to one of these new London branches of Taco Bell

Thank God for CHILANGO is all I can say

 

[Kate]

Oh we’ve got one of them down King Street now, along with Jon Somebody’s Subs and a burger place that looks frightfully like a Wimpy. Honestly I thought they were supposed to be IMPROVING the area

 

[Zu]

All that and a BROKEN BRIDGE!

 

[Kate]

Ooh I KNOW! I'm going out that way for a run RIGHT NOW and shall make a point of running down the middle of the road. Pleasing

 

[Zu]

Oh DO

In the meantime I shall be squawking, “Oh darling let’s not go there - it looks FRIGHTFULLY like a Wimpy” at every opportunity from now on

 

[Christian]

Jeremy Corbyn really needs to have a word with himself.

And Dianne Abott was an utter disgrace on the Today Show this morning.

Honestly, has there ever been such a ROTTEN opposition party to a serving government? Mugatu, don't bother replying.

 

[Mugatu]

A spectre is haunting Moopy - the spectre of me.

I'm honestly just flattered to be mentioned by name, maybe one day my opinions will finally be worth your precious time. Fingers crossed!

 

[octophone]

oooooOOOOOOOoooooh!

 

[Rita]

My bambino’s are coming home tomorrow morning.

 

[octophone]

My bambino’s are coming home tomorrow morning.

It's nice that this generates a rather than a .

 

[Rita]

It's nice that this generates a rather than a .

I’ve missed them. My only true loves.

 

[Rita]

Oh, and they will be back to school on Monday when the novelty wears off.

 

[Shirley]

oooooOOOOOOOoooooh!

I was gonna HANDBAG but that's probably against some kind of new rule and I would end up imprisoned in the Celebdaq forum with Raving Rich throwing jelly at me

 

[Mugatu]

I'm calling the police. Don't bother replying.

 

[Rita]

I'm calling the police. Don't bother replying.

As long as he’s got a large truncheon I’m ALL FOR IT.

 

[Rita]

That was entirely sexist and I apologise profusely.