Oh it's SUNDAY is it

[lolly]

I'm up, but still in my pants.

 

[Rachey]

I'm up and showered, and changed the bedding. But I'm now sat in my daytime pjs.

 

[Rita]

I have still been getting up, getting dressed, and have been wearing a bit of tinted moisturiser and mascara. I have still been wearing heels around the house as if not I would be feeling like a bag of shit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think I'm going to start my dissertation today. I still don't know what it's going to be about!

 

[lolly]

I don’t think my plantar fasciitis is up to anything more than a kitten heel mule.

 

[Rachey]

I think Mandy's planning your fishy saucepan death already @lolly

 

[Zu]

I have still been wearing heels around the house as if not I would be feeling like a bag of shit.

I hereby crown @Rita today’s winner of the coveted MANDY AWARD for services to corona-glamour

 

[lolly]

I think Mandy's planning your fishy saucepan death already @lolly

I'd rather she did it than you. All your talk of clove oil has ruined pickled onions for me already.

 

[ButterTart]

Are @ButterTart and @Dark Carnival still in bed? Not that I’m looking for anyone to reflect my own behaviour and make me feel better about it obviously

I'm up and showered, although I'm now lying on my bed twatting around on the internet. I might go for a walk in a bit - I've got a playlist of songs I found for Kalavision and I need an excuse to listen to it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are @ButterTart and @Dark Carnival still in bed? Not that I’m looking for anyone to reflect my own behaviour and make me feel better about it obviously

I got up to have lunch and now I’m back in bed

 

[SDF]

@SDF SOCIAL DISTANCING . Unless you used a turkey baster, in which case CARRY ON.

oh don’t worry love, me and the giant have been living in lockdown together

I kept it quiet so I wouldn’t be hounded

 

[Rita]

THE BLOODY GIANT??

 

[Rita]

I’m just popping out for a pint of milk love....and a rim.

 

[octophone]

I went back to bed - legit cannot be fucked with anything right now.

 

[floppet]

I think Mandy's planning your fishy saucepan death already @lolly

I almost commented on your FB that I promise not to get dropsy and please don't let Mandy near me with a pan. But I resisted the temptation.

 

[Zu]

oh don’t worry love, me and the giant have been living in lockdown together

I kept it quiet so I wouldn’t be hounded

Don’t think that old Hawk Eyes here didn’t notice the suspicious lack of updates. In fact I was about to ask about it in the secret annexe yesterday

 

[floppet]

Last night I logged onto the spawn's Disney+ account and changed all the profile pictures because spawn had made me Lilo and she was Stitch whilst Mr F was something Star Wars related. So I made my profile picture into Stitch and changed theirs to random cute things. I got a FB message from spawn this morning showing a screenshot of the profile page and she'd written "They've taken Stitch off me" with a sadface emoji. So I replied "It's almost like somebody went on your login and edited all the profile pictures last night and made me be Stitch" thinking she'd suss immediately that I'd done it. Nope. She then replied "It's so weird, why would Disney do that?". All of the fun has been sucked out of my prank now but tonight I'm going to login and change them again.

 

[Rachey]

I almost commented on your FB that I promise not to get dropsy and please don't let Mandy near me with a pan. But I resisted the temptation.

you should have.

I'm sad, because you and lolly are fighting in my tank. I think one of you might die. I can't work out who the bully is.

 

[Shirley]

Suitable for most of Shirley's posts, I feel.

I don't know her

I haven't had a drink yet and I have only achieved one of my 3 tasks.

 

[Zu]

Which one? If it’s not the lawn, the lawn can wait or maybe just fetch a handy rabbit to nibble it. The hair can also wait if it’s not that one because he’s not going anywhere. Also the internet is broken everywhere today because there are the wrong sort of leaves on the superhighway so no Zoom

MERLOT NOW

 

[floppet]

you should have.

I'm sad, because you and lolly are fighting in my tank. I think one of you might die. I can't work out who the bully is.

Obviously I'm not the bully. If lolly kills me I demand that Mandy avenges my untimely death!

 

[Sheena]

I don't know her

I haven't had a drink yet and I have only achieved one of my 3 tasks.

I’ve had two beers and half a bottle of Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon. I plan to get pleasantly pickled.

 

[octophone]

All of the fun has been sucked out of my prank now but tonight I'm going to login and change them again.

Bang on, Lean into it - do this every night until she twigs it's you.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ham is in the oven. Gonna prep the glaze in a bit. I know I'm very much secondary in proceedings but I fucking love prepping a roast.

 

[Rachey]

Obviously I'm not the bully. If lolly kills me I demand that Mandy avenges my untimely death!

She will don't worry. She doesn't like a bully.

 

[Sheena]

Ham is in the oven. Gonna prep the glaze in a bit. I know I'm very much secondary in proceedings but I fucking love prepping a roast.

Me too. My favourite meal to do.

Although you can keep ham AND honey. I hate honey more than anything in this world and even pre-vegetarianism, ham was always too salty for me.

We had roast chicken today , with Quorn chicken roll for me. I made phenomenal potatoes- floured then, smothered them in garlic and put half a rosemary bush in with them. So good.

#roastforumnow

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We have rosemary for the spuds.

Ham is my favourite roast. And I love honey and mustard so much.

 

[Sheena]

We have rosemary for the spuds.

Ham is my favourite roast. And I love honey and mustard so much.

Oh I’m all over mustard. I have at least four jars on the go at any time...

 

[Sheena]

The one thing I really miss most about not eating meat is proper meaty gravy. I just make vegetarian bisto with a slug of wine in it nowadays. It’s shit.

 

[Rachey]

I can't ever find a really good vegetarian roast alternative. I love most Quorn products but I don't like their roast rolls. And I can't ever find a good nut roast

 

[Rachey]

@Sheena have you tried the Mayflower gravy mix you can buy? Apparently that's vegetarian. It tastes like KFC gravy.

 

[Sheena]

@Sheena have you tried the Mayflower gravy mix you can buy? Apparently that's vegetarian. It tastes like KFC gravy.

I have and it does but why would you want that on a roast dinner?!

 

[Sheena]

I can't ever find a really good vegetarian roast alternative. I love most Quorn products but I don't like their roast rolls. And I can't ever find a good nut roast

I am the opposite- most Quorn is bland as fuck, but love their roll. It’s really good. Waitrose do a good nut roast, as you’d imagine...

 

[Rachey]

I have and it does but why would you want that on a roast dinner?!

Because it tastes amazing.

 

[Rachey]

Maybe I'll try Waitrose. We've got a local greengrocers that used to sell a make your own but roast but they've stopped selling it.

Quorn chicken nuggets are good. The rolls taste a bit vitaminy to me.

 

[Sheena]

The chicken nuggets aren’t bad actually. I think they do the chicken stuff better than the rest.

 

[Rachey]

Yeah I agree. Their steak strips are not pleasant

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 minutes from roast time. I hope it's a whole fucking pig. I'm famished.

 

[lolly]

Back in bed. Sunday was exhausting.

 

[Kala]

I don't think there's a single Quorn product I DON'T like. I think I've tried them all, even the ones which didn't last like their fish-style cakes and fake scampi. I DO prefer other stuff though and the Violife and Plant Pioneers brands are my current favourites. They do a vegan steak which I really like.