Oh no! Not my Wednesday



A man is a luxury, not a necessity... like dessert.

I said, 'Mom I am a rich man'.

My experience with men is great, I pick them because I like them not because I need them.
 
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Post wedding and I feel utterly dead. And we have a horrible full length mirror in here that tells me I really need to eat less and exercise more.

The woman in the b&b told us quite vividly and extensively about a girl who stayed here yesterday and put a hole through the floorboard because she was too overweight. She said 'I'm surprised the bed managed to survive'. And I also thinks she hates Irish names and is purposely getting mine wrong.
 
Lucille said:
Although the woman who emailed me about the job sent me the message at MIDNIGHT which is hardly an encouraging sign.
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I think with COVID work routines have fallen on their head so I wouldn't worry about that. My plus one was checking work stats over dinner last night.

Though that may say more about the company.

Good luck!
 
I'm starting to get bored of my plant collection. This makes me sad. I feel like they helped me when I was miserable and depressed during lockdown, and hated my job.

But now they're just kind of in the way. Maybe this means I'm happy at last :disco:
 
Hating today because I'm working on a project that's SO OUTSIDE of the scope of what I do and my skills just because none of the CONCERNED people felt like doing it :square:
 
I know this thread isn't a tribute to noted homophobe Dababy, but the beginning of his songs usually has a part that says "That ain't DaBaby, that's my baby," and thats how I keep reading this
 
What are cockroaches' fucking PROBLEM!? I hate taking the bins out in summer, they're always hanging out at the crow net. I went to the other end to lob my bin bag underneath so I could dash, and one of the big bastards runs RIGHT AT ME
 
Diddy said:
What are cockroaches' fucking PROBLEM!? I hate taking the bins out in summer, they're always hanging out at the crow net. I went to the other end to lob my bin bag underneath so I could dash, and one of the big bastards runs RIGHT AT ME
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In other animal planet news, I've just opened the front door and there was a quite possibly dead mouse 🐁left on the door mat. I think it is meant to be a gift from the kitties, or their way to tell me am the most horrible hunter of their clan. Happy it wasn't a snake though.
 
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