Old TOTP (BBC4) (6 Viewers)

Amazed What I Am wasn't a bigger hit. Although the whole thing was very NINETIES DARLING.
 
Naming yourself after a Nietzsche book and then producing something so utterly flimsy was quite a MOVE.

Shite, of course.
 
Poor old BIG O

Fancy DROPPING DEAD just when you're making a COMEBACK

I remember one of school chums thinking it was hilarious to refer to this song as "You Would Have Got It". :manson:

It's actually OK, if a little 80's in the production.
 
And now a PUFFY-EYED BRUNO BROOKES brings you MIKE AND THE MECHANICS

GREAT SONG THERE REALLY DEEP AND MEANINGFUL MAAAAAAN

The main thing I remember about this song is ubernonce Rolf Harris getting weepy over it on breakfast telly.

That and my shock at discovering that BA Robertson wrote the lyrics.
 
They're getting brutal on videos in '89 - a verse a chorus and off - clearly saying you can either turn up or fuck off.
 
I think "Love Train" sounds pretty decent now - the lyrics are a bit clunky and such an out-and-out love song now seems very out of character given how FGTH wrote. It doesn't even seem to be an extended innuendo. But it kinda goes off.
 
Why would you SCREAM at ROLAND GIFT? Anyway we all used to dance to this in whatever SCUZZY HELLHOLE we used to frequent at the time

I like this a lot more now than I did at the time - I considered it a poor person's "Alphabet Street" but that's really just the drum sound. Generally, the best thing about Fine Young Cannibals was the jelly-boned dancing by the other two.
 
Ugh, Then Jericho - half my school was absolutely FOAMING over Mark Shaw. I mean, OK, he's tall but he needs a haircut and has borrowed his dad's overcoat to go on Top of the Frigging Pops. Pish.
 
I HATE ANTHEA FUCKING TURNER

I did at the time and if anything she seems EVEN MORE FUCKING ANNOYING now.
 
Oh I quite like Celebrate The World even if it is no Teardrops. But what is?
 
Oh here's JASE

It's not as good as NOTHING CAN DIVIDE US which really was just FABULOUSLY SHIT, so much so that he seems to have FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT
 
Omg the Reynold Girls.

I've seen this performance more than I'd care to ADMIT.

I generally agree with them aside from their Fleetwood Mac hate.
 
Dusty serving up full Liz from Corrie.

You know I never really realised this was about the Profumo affair. With retrospect that feels rather silly.
 
I recall it being suggested repeatedly in my school that Holly Johnson's "Love Train" was a knob metaphor but it absolutely isn't. It's actually quite a lame wee love song. I'll always have time for him because of Frankie but he retired comfortably and got into paining IIRC.
 

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