On Her Majesty’s Secret Saturday

[Diddy]

We not doing this or what?

 

[COB]

I don't have the range

 

[Beverley]

Morning. I had a dream that I had dinner with Kate and Star before a concert. Star talked about the babies a lot and Kate LOVED my coffee and papaya cream buns.

 

[Diddy]

Papaya? I don’t even know her!

 

[Diddy]

I’ve finished work, now I’m off to meet a YouTuber!
Like an actual popular one, not like me

And when I say I WILL get a collab out of him

 

[COB]

Post samples of his work so we can judge whether he's right for you, please.

 

[Diddy]

Oh I’m on the train but his name is ShunChan

 

[Diddy]

Well his channel name anyway

 

[Marina Salty]

I approve.

 

[Suomi]

 

[ButterTart]

Oh I’m on the train but his name is ShunChan

Can you pls meet Abroad in Japan pls

 

[Kate]

Morning. I had a dream that I had dinner with Kate and Star before a concert. Star talked about the babies a lot and Kate LOVED my coffee and papaya cream buns.

Sounds 100% accurate

 

[Diddy]

Can you pls meet Abroad in Japan pls

NO! why meet him when I could meet the ACTUAL Charlie Brooker?

I do not condone foreign YouTubers in Japan complaining about Japan. It’s one the tenets of my channel (except if I eat something that turns out to be horrid)

 

[Diddy]

Anyway my YouTuber was lovely! Possible collaboration in the works

If that was a first date I’d be trying on wedding dresses. But I suspect it’s not that

 

[jyxz]

ジクスズ

 

[Diddy]

ジクスズ

?

 

[jyxz]

?

The video person told me that I needed to know my katakana name so I went to an online converter.

Either the video guy lied or the converter is shite.

 

[Diddy]

The video person told me that I needed to know my katakana name so I went to an online converter.

Either the video guy lied or the converter is shite.

Oh! I didn’t even think that!

In fairness your name isn’t a typical input for that I think how do you say it, rhyming with tricks?

 

[Diddy]

Well @jyxz in a weird way I made an unconscious decision to make the z silent

So I’d probably say ジックス

 

[COB]

I was going to try mine, but he did it in the video as one of the examples so pfft.

 

[floppet]

Shortage of chicken means KFC don't have any sweet chilli or Kansas BBQ bites but at least I managed to get some petrol, albeit 6p a litre dearer than it was last week from the same place when the pump ran out on me at £11.32. I've also ran out of chocolate and crisps.

 

[Star]

Oh we got petrol today too finally! Something had to go right!