One Rather Less Excited Monday

[octophone]

Morning.

Sun's out, bit chilly, I'm a bit tired and I've thought of another 5 or 6 band names. Can't believe I forgot Carcass...

 

[Diddy]

Morning

I survived the night but I’m not sharing a room again anytime soon. Went to the middle of nowhere spot, it went fairly smoothly all considered (though it pissed down for half the time).

Went to one more spa though, and saw some lovely bums and the strangest penis I’ve ever seen

 

[COB]

Explain penis please, also good morning.

 

[Sheena]

Morning

I've STILL got a cold, a week after it started, and it's beginning to piss me off.

 

[Diddy]

Explain penis please, also good morning.

Just checking if people read many posts

Spoiler: PEEN TALK

I felt a bit bad for looking. It was a normal-ish sized peen, except about 2/3 the way to the end, there was a… segment? First I thought the end was a really long baggy foreskin but it became apparently that there was wiener within. I wonder if he gets hard it’s like a ballon animal

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just checking if people read many posts

Spoiler: PEEN TALK

I felt a bit bad for looking. It was a normal-ish sized peen, except about 2/3 the way to the end, there was a… segment? First I thought the end was a really long baggy foreskin but it became apparently that there was wiener within. I wonder if he gets hard it’s like a ballon animal

DIAGRAM PLEASE

 

[Tisch]

DIAGRAM PLEASE

 

[big ron]

After feeling really lethargic all weekend I've woken up bright and full of energy on a fucking MONDAY.

 

[Dark Carnival]

On my way to a place called KREMS in Austria

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is @Apoca the closest thing we have to an Austrian?

 

[Diddy]

Is @Apoca the closest thing we have to an Austrian?

He’s the closest thing to a wiener

 

[Apoca]

Is @Apoca the closest thing we have to an Austrian?

Unless dear TRAMELL SPICE makes a comeback, I guess so

 

[Dark Carnival]

Unless dear TRAMELL SPICE makes a comeback, I guess so

omg right!

rip

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can’t even seem to @ him

 

[big ron]

@Tramell

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Tramell

Why is he not showing in my list? Am I blocked?

 

[lolly]

Why is he not showing in my list? Am I blocked?

I think @ZenGiraffe told me a while back that for people use haven't posted a while, the @ doesnt automatically suggest the name after a few characters - it works but you need to type the whole name

@Tramell

 

[Soldi]

Who the fuck is @Tramell

 

[Soldi]

He seems to hate @Dark Carnival anyway

 

[COB]

Who the fuck is @Tramell

He had something you would have definitely been interested in

 

[Apoca]

On my way to a place called KREMS in Austria

As for Krems... at least they have decent wine in that region.

 

[big ron]

Who the fuck is @Tramell

He was/is the owner of a giant anaconda

 

[lolly]

He had something you would have definitely been interested in

I've probably still got that, somewhere...

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who the fuck is @Tramell

YOU would’ve been ALL over him beb

 

[big ron]

I've probably still got that, somewhere...

It was in my DMs, but no more.

 

[GNL]

The greatest loss to mankind since the library of Alexandria

 

[lolly]

It was in my DMs, but no more.

Yeah. I thought I had it as well. Seemingly not

 

[Sheena]

Does it count if you’re Whanmmageddoned by accident in October?

I decided it would be funny to pop Christmas songs on Alexa as I was pickling beetroot, making mincemeat and feeding the Christmas cakes (two- one for Mr Sheena’s poorly mother) and it was the second song.

I’m furious.

 

[GNL]

Just been sorting photos into folders by date and HORRIFIED by the things that feel recent but were half a decade ago. PAIN.

 

[octophone]

Does it count if you’re Whanmmageddoned by accident in October?

I decided it would be funny to pop Christmas songs on Alexa as I was pickling beetroot, making mincemeat and feeding the Christmas cakes (two- one for Mr Sheena’s poorly mother) and it was the second song.

I’m furious.

No. Whammageddon starts on 1st December. You're still in it for 2022.

 

[Sheena]

PHEW! That would have turned my beetroot sour and no mistake!

 

[RJN]

Just been sorting photos into folders by date and HORRIFIED by the things that feel recent but were half a decade ago. PAIN.

Half a decade ago was 2012 but also somehow the start of Covid was also half a decade ago

 

[GNL]

Half a decade ago was 2012 but also somehow the start of Covid was also half a decade ago

What is time? And why is it out to get me?

 

[RJN]

What is time? And why is it out to get me?

1. We don’t know
2. It is personal

 

[Sheena]

What is time? And why is it out to get me?

I warn you, it gets so, so, SO much worse.

 

[RJN]

I really feel like 2021 and 2022 have gone by so so quickly compared to previous years

 

[Soldi]

2022 has literally just been WAR > ‘AR SAM > HOST CITY RACE

 

[lolly]

It's just like the school holidays lasting forever as a child, isn't it?

The older you get, the less a fixed period of time is as a proportion of your life.

So yes, buckle up, because it gets so much worse.

 

[lolly]

*insert AbFab quote about skidding towards the grave*

 

[RJN]

2022 has literally just been WAR > ‘AR SAM > HOST CITY RACE

That’s how the history books will write about it