One Very Excited ASFM - Show 1 - Tonight at 7pm

[ZenGiraffe]

she is SO VERY EXCITED

 

[COB]

I'll be contrary and finger the PRE CHORUS as my favourite.

 

[ButterTart]

This is VERY Cage by that band Butterfly once sent actually.

Think they were called Akfieo,:skdke=+_8_lSjdj!3+7£Yske

That's MR Akfieo,:skdke=+_8_lSjdj!3+7£Yske to you.

 

[COB]

 

[ButterTart]

I love the 'I'm going to stop the song now, bye' energy.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Song 13

NANNY
Jessica Winter
Choreograph

 

[ButterTart]

1970s Deirdre Barlow

 

[Tisch]

Oh this annoying voiced woman will catch her death dressed like that

 

[Kala]

God the VOCAL FRY on this one

 

[RS]

Did John and Yoko have a daughter?

 

[Kala]

Did John and Yoko have a daughter?

Yoko could never write a melody either

 

[ButterTart]

Oh this annoying voiced woman will catch her death dressed like that

If she's not going to wash your hair or take her glasses off, it's a bit pointless trying to temp me with a bare midriff.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean, it rains often enough in London that I don't get why she didn't do this ON LOCATION rather than with the shit curtain

 

[ButterTart]

Actually quite enjoying the song though, and is that a donk I hear 'pon the horizon?

 

[RJN]

How cruel that just as the donk arrived, her voice got worse

 

[Tisch]

If she's not going to wash your hair or take her glasses off, it's a bit pointless trying to temp me with a bare midriff.

C+P this for your tinder profile

 

[Kala]

Well at least they changed things up a bit with this one unlike some of the others. I am not sure what to make of this though, it will need a few more listens.

 

[ButterTart]

I mean, it rains often enough in London that I don't get why she didn't do this ON LOCATION rather than with the shit curtain

Sitting on a bench in London costs £135 a minute so she'd have been bankrupt before they filmed the first chorus.

 

[dmlaw]

I mean, it rains often enough in London that I don't get why she didn't do this ON LOCATION rather than with the shit curtain

People kept coming up and trying to sell her drugs.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Song 14

Skinnygirl
Farruko
Pepas

 

[COB]

Here comes some TRASH!

 

[ButterTart]

He's got Cockney gangster from low budget comedy film face.

 

[COB]

He's got Cockney gangster from low budget comedy film face.

 

[ButterTart]

This song is, however, serving me food groups I didn't know I had deficiencies of.

 

[Tisch]

Song 14

Skinnygirl
Farruko
Pepas

Hmm, who is a Real Housewives fan but is also straight?

Nope, lost. There must have a been a glitch in the matrix or Zen's spreadsheet somewhere

 

[Kala]

This song is, however, serving me food groups I didn't know I had deficiencies of.

E numbers in BUCKETS

 

[COB]

Just googled him, he's 31 and already retired from music

 

[ButterTart]

Hmm, who is a Real Housewives fan but is also straight?

Nope, lost. There must have a been a glitch in the matrix or Zen's spreadsheet somewhere

This could be a @Rita original

 

[RJN]

This has been a big US hit this year. I really like it

 

[ButterTart]

476 million views and still less famous than Hercules and Love Affair.

 

[Alla]

Farruko?

 

[RS]

This is :garbage:

 

[Kala]

Yeah I think @Rita is a good shout for this one

 

[ButterTart]

This is :garbage:

I'm very much seeing that as one of its strengths

 

[RS]

I'm very much seeing that as one of its strengths

I see only weaknesses

 

[Tisch]

This has been a big US hit this year. I really like it

Big as that one that 50% of moopy say is really big though?

 

[Kala]

After that first manic 90 seconds, it's already shot it's load, but keeps pumping, and starts to chafe.

 

[COB]

Oh god what now

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Song 15

3 very excited busty girls
Ragazze Cin Cin
Il boat del mambo

 

[RJN]

Big as that one that 50% of moopy say is really big though?

Billie Piper? of course not