Orphan: First Kill

[Phoenix]

She’s back baby

 

[jivafox]

I’ll bypass my Julia Stiles BOYCOTT just to watch Esther spend an entire film tormenting her.

 

[GNL]

I feel like they're stretching the believability of people thinking she's a child with this one.

 

[Ellie]

Wasn’t this film about 10 years ago? So the actress is 10 years older and this is a prequel for the person that never ages? Right.

 

[Phoenix]

You people are no fun

 

[rhythmbandit]

This was unintentionally funnier than it needed to be. The way Julia Stiles delivers some of her lines was hysterical, a camp classic in the making.

 

[jivafox]

This was a camp iconic classis that made me reevaluate my entire life outlook on MS JULIA STILES.

 

[Ellie]

The issue here is that being a prequel automatically makes you know Esther survives. I was totally rooting for Julia Stiles!

 

[jivafox]

That was the only downside. They should have said Esther survived the neck punt in the original and given us a real death match.

 

[jivafox]

OMG yes