Paris 2024 - Day 0 - The Opening Ceremony (Fri 26 July)

[AGinAg (37)]

She selling it. What she's selling, the French to explain please.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Genuinely though, why aren't they getting a full French woman to do this instead?

DULL. I didn't mean to be RACIST

 

[Madison]

Is there a good film on ITV?

 

[straightorbroken]

If this was an All Star variety show I think she would be bottoming.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BINGO WINGS

 

[Madison]

Jesus Christ play a different song.

 

[Marina Salty]

Genuinely though, why aren't they getting a full French woman to do this instead?

La Zarra is firing her agent as we speak

 

[Ellie]

Why are they doing the parade now? It’s better at the end in the dark.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Terrible camera work and terrible mixing.

Whoever suggested the river show should be DROWNED IN IT

 

[straightorbroken]

SuPollard is doing a terrific job watering down her act for the masses like this.

 

[Lucille]

What a load of TOOT!

 

[Finn]

Genuinely though, why aren't they getting a full French woman to do this instead?

It's the summer, they are now all on annual leave until September

 

[Ellie]

Is there a good film on ITV?

A View To a Kill would be a good one to stick on.

 

[Marina Salty]

Why are they doing the parade now? It’s better at the end in the dark.

There's no stadium lights on the river I guess

 

[Madison]

Australia DISQUALIFIED

 

[win_the_game]

Loving this BIG BUDGET SPECTACULAIRE

 

[Lucille]

Why are the country names in English but the order determined by the French spelling.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why are the country names in English but the order determined by the French spelling.

Terrible cunts.

 

[Ellie]

The music is starting to sound sinister.

 

[PercyPig]

Australia DISQUALIFIED

It’s in alphabetical order of the French word

Have you not been listening to OOR HAZEL?

 

[Soldi]

From what I reading is it giving EUROVISION TURQUOISE CARPET?

 

[Lucille]

The Bhutan wooden speedboat

 

[straightorbroken]

Dalida

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ooh I like the Bhutan boat.

 

[Ellie]

They really could have added some bling to these boats.

 

[Lucille]

It’s in alphabetical order of the French word

Have you not been listening to OOR HAZEL?

I know that! Still doesn’t make sense when your displaying the English spelling on the boat!

 

[Lucille]

Is Israel occupying their own boat?!

 

[straightorbroken]

The pink ladies have just outshone the entire athletes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

...might just watch more Veep than this shite

 

[Lucille]

Imagine getting fucked on the Brazil boat.

 

[Madison]

This is so weird.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Wait was that an assassin's creed reference?

 

[Lucille]

When did Brunei rename?

 

[Finn]

They really need more shots of things happening elsewhere in the city. With the boat/river stuff, so much of what's on camera at any one time is just ugly and unspecial. And where's the ENERGY?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That parkour made me feel anxious.

 

[Lucille]

God so many countries I completely forgot existed (Hi Burundi)

 

[Ellie]

Haha @ Bahrain

 

[straightorbroken]

More pink rugby players please.

 

[PercyPig]

It’s never going to be done outside of a stadium again

 

[Marina Salty]

From what I reading is it giving EUROVISION TURQUOISE CARPET?

Yes but Malmoe style