People you fancy, despite your better judgement

[straightorbroken]

What about Swanley?

Wanting of jaw. That would be a no.

Any of the guys with vests and nice arms regardless of what they looked like would be a yes though.

 

[dUb]

I remember you left me hanging when I said I would go there with that Paddy guy from Gypsy Wedding - I thought I was in a safe place, but, NO, cob suddenly has standards.

 

[VoR]

I dunno how unpopular it is though.

UTTERLY REPULSIVE

 

[lolly]

It comes to something when THIS is the least objectionable thing about Top Gear

And look at the state of THAT.

 

[VoR]

If you put a gun to my head and told me I had to fuck one of the Top Gear presenters but I could choose which one, I honestly think I'd pull the trigger myself.

Truly three of the worst human beings alive today.

 

[COB]

Is Top Gear USA still going? Their presenters are FAR less objectionable:

 

[Whatevar]

If you put a gun to my head and told me I had to fuck one of the Top Gear presenters but I could choose which one, I honestly think I'd pull the trigger myself.

Truly three of the worst human beings alive today.

Me 2

 

[COB]

ALSO -

I remember you left me hanging when I said I would go there with that Paddy guy from Gypsy Wedding - I thought I was in a safe place, but, NO, cob suddenly has standards.

There's a difference between not judging and not ENDORSING, that's all I'll say on the matter :|

 

[Kevin]

My boyfriend LOVES Top Gear. I get the hate for Jeremy, he is terrible, but I don't really mind the other 2. Not that they are attractive obviously.

 

[straightorbroken]

Is Top Gear USA still going? Their presenters are FAR less objectionable:

I thought the middle one was Jack Osbourne.

The one on the right would be my choice, the one on the left looks like an uglier Guy Pearce (but just as gay and queenie looking if they got the chance to be sought after).

 

[lolly]

I thought the middle one was Jack Osbourne.

He looks like Frankie Boyle ATE Jack Osbourne.

I think I just sicked up a little bit.

 

[straightorbroken]

It's the scary 'been punched to fuck' eyes behind the glasses, isn't it?

 

[Kate]

I used to like Richard Hammond but he's getting a bit old now

 

[PercyPig]

He was OK when he didn't know it. It was a bit cringey when he was featured in Heats "People you shouldn't fancy but you do" and Clarkson was on Top Gear taking the piss out of it totally not getting that it's quite a good thing.

 

[Zu]

He looks like Frankie Boyle ATE Jack Osbourne.

I think I just sicked up a little bit.

Has anyone confessed to Frankie Boyle yet?

I bet he FUCKS LIKE A THUG

 

[JillTyrell]

Has anyone confessed to Frankie Boyle yet?

I bet he FUCKS LIKE A THUG

I imagine he's got a really loose, dangly foreskin. And it's probably bright red too

 

[Zu]

I imagine he's got a really loose, dangly foreskin. And it's probably bright red too

What, the whole cock or the HOOD? I think he might be quite PENDULOUS

 

[JillTyrell]

The skin on the end. It's probably pink until the really excessive floppy foreskin. Then it's a really angry red.

 

[big ron]

haha how eloquent.

 

[Sharla]

A Portuginger.

 

[win_the_game]

Sharla there is absolutely nothing wrong with fancying André Villas-Boas. He is fucking stunning.

 

[PercyPig]

I'm BIG on Jonjo Shelvey at the moment

 

[COB]

Alex Brooker in his pants alert, Channel 4 NOW

The bad news - it's part of a show where he's going to try and lose 2 stone

 

[Eileen]

Was Jonjo Shelvey a member of mid 90s gabba act Party Animals?

 

[Kala]

OOOH I love when this thread is bumped!

This is my current OBSESSION

 

[COB]

Who's that? He looks pretty conventionally attractive to me

 

[Kala]

Jake Johnson - from New Girl. I wouldn;t say he was conventionally attractive, he's quite geeky.

 

[Beverley]

His nose is pretty awful, especially if you look at it side on, but I nonetheless LOVE HIM

 

[lolly]

I LOVE HIM TOO

I would say he IS conventionally attractive (nose aside) though. I think it's just the fact that the other white guy in New Girl is supposed to be the hot one (but isn't).

 

[straightorbroken]

I rather like bashed-in noses, but he looks nothing short of very handsome. Next up, my shameful Brad Pitt guilty crush!

 

[Shirley]

I really can't think of the last time I actively FANCIED ANYONE

It's really not something I spend any time thinking about

*FRIGID*

 

[Kala]

Hmmm...perhaps it's his character in New Girl then that I'm attracted to - the hopeless loser type.

 

[Steptacular]

Yeah his character in the show is really attractive, kind of unassuming and doesn't know how hot he is. Unlike Schmidt who has his charms and that body but is a bit of a dick.

 

[dUb]

I'll add Rufus Hound

 

[Doodvid]

Dev from Radio 1.

 

[Zu]

I'll add Rufus Hound

I used to have quite a thing for RU but just look at him now

 

[jivafox]

YAY SUZE IS BACK!

Does Bear Grylls count in this? Or is he legit hot? I can't tell because i'm madly in lust

 

[straightorbroken]

He's very handsome, but then he eats all sorts of shit (quite literally) so does fulfil the brief a lot more than some in this thread. I mean, since when has a bashed up nose NOT been hot?

 

[Whatevar]

But he's boss eyed and doesn't have any lips!

 

[Diddy]

He's a bit reptilian, in a hot sort of way