People you fancy, despite your better judgement

[lolly]

I totally fancy Premier League referee Howard Webb

But I tend to fancy guys based on how hard they’d fuck me rather than how much they’d love me.

CRIPEY

I collapsed to the floor with legs akimbo on first sight of that pic

 

[Spuggie]

HELLO

 

[COB]

I don't see it at all, though part of it might be because I'm so DISGUSTED by his personal philosophy (on the subject of which, it's HILARIOUS to see an Objectivist begging for cash donations )

I'm currently watching this week's Apprentice (missed it on Wednesday), and I'm rather disturbed because my Stuart Baggs crush seems to be resurfacing

 

[Cerro de Casa]

HELLO

HMMM yes DADDY

 

[PercyPig]

CRIPEY

I collapsed to the floor with legs akimbo on first sight of that pic

Out of horror or genuine “Yeah. I’d give him a go”?

 

[lolly]

Out of horror or genuine “Yeah. I’d give him a go”?

VERY MUCH the LATTER

 

[PercyPig]

Ooooh *starts the fanclub*

 

[Spuggie]

Reading the whole thread again reminds me how much I'd like to be privy to everpres/JET BOY's porn collection. Someone make him post again.

Anyway, to perpetuate my subconscious daddy fantasy:

 

[lolly]

Ooooh *starts the fanclub*

Actually, he's a few months younger than me. I think I've gone off him a bit.

 

[COB]

Oh yes, Kurt's dad is definitely on my LIST

 

[Mugatu]

I'm currently watching this week's Apprentice (missed it on Wednesday), and I'm rather disturbed because my Stuart Baggs crush seems to be resurfacing

YES. It feels unhealthy

 

[PercyPig]

I quite fancy the guy they get in to do the Technology on QVC. I think he works for HP.

 

[Spuggie]

Yeah, I pretended to be more drunk than I was (I knew my mate was fucked) to test the social-acceptability of this statement. Apparently it's fine. Just so long as it's in the IMAGINARY garage in FABLED overalls.

 

[dUb]

BIG YES to Glee Dad

 

[Spuggie]

Steven Gerrard, whilst having a face which looks like it may have been stung many times over by a team of wasps, is not against better judgement. He has the arse and THIGHS to carry it off.

Plus, I'm a total sucker (figuratively) for a boy with an accent, and there isn't much that sounds FILTHIER than scouse.

The guy from How Not To Live Your Life is definitely attractive, no second-guessing necessary.

 

[Pipo]

Eli Roth

 

[American guy]

Queen Elisabeth

 

[Christian]

Eli Roth is an A GRADE CUNT - and a HOMOPHOBE to boot - so he can FUCK RIGHT OFF

And that's before you even get to the fact that he's shagging one of those HIDEOUS Geldof TWATS

Dear old COB is scaring me in this thread. I thought fancying THE BRAND was a momentary affectation... I'd quite like to see a picture of MR COB now... I won't JUDGE

 

[COB]

Like FUCK you won't I'm in here (page 1), go nuts . I really can't explain the Baggs appeal; I do sometimes like slightly chubby ruddy-faced people, that's ALL I can think of. It also doesn't seem to be affected by how twatty he comes across on the show, worryingly...

 

[COB]

Oh wait, MR COB as in my other half? I'll see about PMing you one later if you like, needless to say he's NOTHING like what you'll all be thinking my 'type' is from this thread

 

[Christian]

Oh wait, MR COB as in my other half? I'll see about PMing you one later if you like, needless to say he's NOTHING like what you'll all be thinking my 'type' is from this thread

I feel like a right PERVE

But GO ON THEN

It's for your own good really. Blame THE BRAND.

 

[Mugatu]

http://i.STOP FUNDING HATEco.uk/i/pix/2010/10/28/article-0-0BCC6269000005DC-698_468x286.jpg

WOOF

 

[lolly]

A couple of FUNNY MEN

Rhod Gilbert

Marcus Brigstocke

 

[The Politics Of Dancing]

And keeping with the Welsh theme, Kelly Jones of the Stereophonics.

 

[Loufoque]

MMM PAPI

 

[Tisch]

A couple of FUNNY MEN

Rhod Gilbert

Marcus Brigstocke

I don't know either of them, but I don't think fancying them is that bad. They're both pretty good looking.

 

[OhSnap]

Marcus is a bit too lanky streak of piss for me
plus he's not one bit funny

 

[lolly]

Eh? Marcus isn't particularly lanky at all. That isn't my thing either. If anything out of those two Rhod would be.

 

[Tisch]

And keeping with the Welsh theme, Kelly Jones of the Stereophonics.

I just saw this one... He's REALLY good looking. Have no shame there!

 

[Lunar Foetus]

Julian Assange looks QUITE ATTRACTIVE in this picture

 

[PercyPig]

Shame he dodged the only negative question about the wikileak cables.

 

[PercyPig]

A couple of FUNNY MEN

Rhod Gilbert

God I totally would.

 

[[insert your best offer here]]

Sometimes I just think he looks good.

Lolly once spoke the truth I wish I'd find his quote.

 

[Pingu]

Ugh ok I've denied it to myself for so long but I think I need to come out and say it...and it is ALMOST acceptable (well it will be in two weeks)...

Peter Beale from Eastenders.

 

[The Politics Of Dancing]

Daniel Brocklebank, aka him from Emmerdale & Shakespeare In Love:

YUM. (Although nobody else here would really say yes)

 

[COB]

That's QUITE the eyebrow situation occurring in that picture

On the subject of may-or-may-not-be-legal Eastenders actors, how old is JAY in real life? I've been noticing how cute he is recently (NOT necessarily in a sex way just in case he's actually still TEN or whatever )

 

[Pingu]

That's QUITE the eyebrow situation occurring in that picture

On the subject of may-or-may-not-be-legal Eastenders actors, how old is JAY in real life? I've been noticing how cute he is recently (NOT necessarily in a sex way just in case he's actually still TEN or whatever )

I believe he is 16

 

[COB]

Oh GOD, so I'm technically okay but still a bit creepy then

 

[monsta]

HELLO TOM AIKENS

It's more because he's clearly a cock.

Also

PHWOAR etc.

 

[Lunar Foetus]

Shame he dodged the only negative question about the wikileak cables.

Yes but this isn't Newsnight, this is a 'who do you fancy' poll