People you fancy, despite your better judgement

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Flynn Rider from Tangled

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MATE.
 
From some angles and in some photos Ed Sheeran is acceptable looking, but he always looks like he's been flattened out with a rolling pin
 
Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg

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Nick Kyrgios :horny:

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I've resisted all year but he's slowly grown on me and when he packs on some muscle he'll look incredible.
 
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Continuing my psychologically discomforting sexual attraction to men crying on television, banter aficionado and Wimbledon HERO Marcus Willis.

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I've heard people say otherwise, but I do entirely concur GNL.

EDIT: In fact, he should just probably have his own appreciation thread.
 
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:side-eye::zombie::horny:

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I KNOW RIGHT. But it's that scintillating allure of being dead inside and a bit autistic and looking like he should be in Kraftwerk that I simply cannot resist. And :france: OBVIOUSLY
 
JE NE REGRETTE RIEN

Obviously I can't choose hairy fatties or men who look a bit weird or geeky because they're my thing, so the only people I could possibly fancy against my better judgement are children or Nazis and I've never been one for the MILKY BREATH :gross:
 
Oh I've just read that he is probably gay anyway. I just ASSUMED NOT what with being a NAZI
 
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So I like men who appear to be implacable and undemonstrative... yeah - that has sucked at times.
 
Can I add almost EVERY turkish shopkeeper and kebab propietor in Stoke Newington? 7 years here and yet to bag one, I heard they have VERACIOUS sexual appetites, and aren't overly bothered WHO or WHAT is on the receiving end.
 
Lucille said:
Can I add almost EVERY turkish shopkeeper and kebab propietor in Stoke Newington? 7 years here and yet to bag one, I heard they have VERACIOUS sexual appetites, and aren't overly bothered WHO or WHAT is on the receiving end.
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I lived there for YEARS ON END and NADA :argh:

I used to particularly like the clearly-fond-of-his-lamby-köfte shopkeeper in AKDENIZ
 
There's no shame in this one, I dread to think how many times I've drunkenly flirted with him whilst ordering a LAMB KOFTE.

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I've done the kebab flirting a thousand times over but they never seem to bite, probably because it's in front of their mates. I'm sure it'd be a different story up the Abney* if they found you crawling round the tombs on a comedown :side-eye:

*Which I presume is still a cruising ground. Or maybe it isn't?
 
I've often heard it is, but not sure if much goes on there anymore? I have stumbled into there once on twice after a night out to no avail. It's almost like these days the new generation don't want to have public sex surrounded by GRAVES??
 
From my extensive research on cam4, I'm not overly fond of the typical Turkish bell end. Although they always seem pleasingly blessed on the girth front.
 
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