People you fancy, despite your better judgement (1 Viewer)

[lolly]

I don't think I would with Sadiq Khan. Probably.

Either way, I think my mayor is hotter than yours

 

[Zu]

I've often heard it is, but not sure if much goes on there anymore? I have stumbled into there once on twice after a night out to no avail. It's almost like these days the new generation don't want to have public sex surrounded by GRAVES??

TELL ME ABOUT IT. Apparently they'd rather go round to a complete stranger's house and run the risk of being chopped up on a filthy carpet than have a nice little wander in a cemetery filled with ghosts, squirrels and the occasional jumbo cock

THE FOOLS

 

[Lucille]

I don't think I would with Sadiq Khan. Probably.

Either way, I think my mayor is hotter than yours

Sorry but HORRID. It's like scientists have engineered and 3D printed the ultimate closet gay bitchy face.

 

[Lucille]

Obviously after 3 Stella Artois I'd be POINTING MY HEELS TO JESUS, but still, sober me is NOT A FAN.

 

[Lucille]

You just KNOW he's got a wealth of sassy black girl memes stored on his phone ready to deploy on whatsapp.

 

[lolly]

I'll admit there's something not quite right about his arm folding.

 

[Lucille]

Imagine him awkwardly spooning you post-coitus as if it's been directed by his PR team. Gross.

 

[Kate]

It looks like an Apprentice candidate shot.

"I've got MAYOR to offer than anyone else!!!111!"

 

[Zu]

From my extensive research on cam4, I'm not overly fond of the typical Turkish bell end. Although they always seem pleasingly blessed on the girth front.

What I really don't get and certainly don't LIKE is this rather bizarre routine popular with quite a lot of Middle Eastern gentlemen (based on my extensive research on Tumblr) of totally shaving the pubes off. It always looks foul anyway but it looks especially ridiculous when it's GORILLA TIME elsewhere. Why DO they do it?

 

[Penelope]

I've often heard it is, but not sure if much goes on there anymore? I have stumbled into there once on twice after a night out to no avail. It's almost like these days the new generation don't want to have public sex surrounded by GRAVES??

I mean I know we're all EIGHT TO A TWO BEDROOM FLAT these days so it's not like indoors is any better but I'd rather WITHOUT the reminder of mortality given it's already generally with someone DOUBLE MY AGE ANYWAY

 

[Christian]

Everyone hates him but I don't watch Strictly so I've been protected from his apparently toxic charms. On looks alone though, he's a DISH.

 

[Zu]

This one is almost certainly far worse than even Florian le Nazi but he is so appallingly cute that I just can't stop myself. Just look at that LOVELY HAIR

*dresses up as crocodile*

 

[Christian]

I hope one of his umpteen wives gives him a bottle of beard oil for Beslan Christmas

 

[Zu]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Much nicer MATTED

 

[Christian]

He looks weirdly like my friend Philip From Berlin (if you discount the beard) and I'm finding it slightly DISCONCERTING

 

[Mugatu]

I'm not exactly sure if this is against ANYONE'S better judgement

There's nothing worse than celebrity weight loss

 

[totesquiche]

-Jake Paul
-Various douchey guys I used to go to school with

 

[big ron]

There's nothing worse than celebrity weight loss

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He's an odd one isn't he.

 

[octophone]

I know, I know...he's just so damn funny. Turns out that is a thing.

 

[big ron]

He isn't though.

 

[Kala]

I still can't believe I have actually FUCKED someone in this thread!

 

[SDF]

I still can't believe I have actually FUCKED someone in this thread!

I didn't know @monsta was in this thread

 

[monsta]

I didn't know @monsta was in this thread

Can’t believe I’m a victim of a kiss and tell

 

[octophone]

He isn't though.

 

[Kate]

He IS.

Bit young for me though. I’ll carry on fantasising about being the filling in a Davies-Osman sandwich.

 

[Kate]

(NB Greg, not Alan.)

 

[Slave]

I still can't believe I have actually FUCKED someone in this thread!

Spill!

 

[Whatevar]

Toby Young. Really sorry.

 

[dUb]

FFS

 

[VoR]

I've had some dodgy crushes in my time but GOOD GRIEF

 

[Kate]

Oh Whatevar not that cunt

 

[Kate]

I seem to have developed a crush on Gemma Whelan and I don't even watch Game of Thrones. I think it was her turn on that Queers programme that did it

 

[lolly]

Sorry, but I think I'd probably hatefuck it.

 

[Whatevar]

Exactly. Sit on his face, then break his neck.

 

[octophone]

I'd fuck Toby Young. With a cactus. A cactus with a knuckleduster wrapped round it. Dipped in vinegar.

He's still cum and he'd still cry and shake your hand afterwards.

 

[Christian]

Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg

Luce, explain your bad self

 

[Christian]

I'm still rather enjoying the work of the only current German actor in the Hollywood game at the moment

And I've heard mixed reports on this piece, but he is clearly utterly HOT to TROT

 

[big ron]

I seem to have developed a crush on Gemma Whelan and I don't even watch Game of Thrones. I think it was her turn on that Queers programme that did it

I had a bit of a semi for her character for some odd reason. I mean Khaleesi looked nice but she wouldn't spit on your dick.

 

[Rita]

Max Branning from Eastenders has always done it for me.

 

[big ron]

I've heard that one before