People you fancy, despite your better judgement

[Christian]

I still like the Beale one from Eastenders whose name I can remember. I'm sure my exhortations regarding him are in this thread somewhere, but I'll be buggered if I'm going to go and look for them

 

[Rita]

Ian Beale? Dear lord, NO!

 

[Christian]

Ian Beale? Dear lord, NO!

Oh REET NO

 

[Rita]

I've heard that one before

Would YOU give him one?

 

[Rita]

Oh REET NO

Thank the high heavens for that.

 

[Zu]

No DESPITE BETTER JUDGEMENT going on with the very lovely Levan Berianidze and I'm ever so not sorry @Marilyn my darling but I GOT THERE FIRST

I mean really - Bob WHO?

 

[Marilyn]

He’s a few months younger than me yet looks like he could be my FATHER!

 

[Zu]

I must say I was quite surprised to learn that he's not late thirties at LEAST! God it's a hard life in Armenia (and Georgia)

Mind you, ՄԱՅՐ (that's MAMA) Berianidze clearly FEEDS UP THEM ARMS

 

[Zu]

Max Branning from Eastenders has always done it for me.

I used to have a thing for him but I can't help but sense that while it might possibly be LONG, it's also as thin as an IKEA PENCIL

 

[lolly]

I'd always sacrifice a bit of length for a HEFTY GIRTH

 

[Zu]

I mean it might well thrust up to the lung or knock the JPS Superking out of your mouth but it's just not the same if you're not being split in two

 

[lolly]

I mean it might well thrust up to the lung or knock the JPS Superking out of your mouth but it's just not the same if you're not being split in two

Well QUITE. You can have all the 'technique' in the world, but even if it's doing cartwheels in there, if it ain't touching the sides, what's the point? You may as well roll over and get on with your Maeve Binchy.

 

[octophone]

even if it's doing cartwheels in there, if it ain't touching the sides, what's the point?

!

 

[dUb]

Have we had Jimmy Kimmel

 

[Mats]

with or without beard?

 

[dUb]

DEFO with

 

[Mats]

I agree he's sorta cute with the beard

 

[Marilyn]

I do like a bit of The Only Acceptable Jimmy

 

[Marilyn]

Someone popping in to say James Corden would truly be in the original spirit of the thread (if it hasn’t happened already)

Even I would rather die

 

[lolly]

Hasn't @wendy the goat been there already?

 

[Marilyn]

I wonder if anyone had a secret thing for Jay Leno back in the day

 

[Mats]

I wonder if anyone had a secret thing for Jay Leno back in the day

I always held Letterman in higher regard

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Hasn't @wendy the goat been there already?

Yes.

 

[Commotion]

I may have mentioned it already but there was a point about five years ago when I wanted Boris Johnson quite badly.

I knew it was wrong but at least I have recovered from that affliction

 

[Mugatu]

The psychosexually troubling thoughts never stop. The Australia cricket captain's tearful apology for ball tampering has got me going (to therapy)

 

[Zu]

I personally wouldn’t but he does have one of those curiously Australian mouths

 

[Zu]

I may have mentioned it already but there was a point about five years ago when I wanted Boris Johnson quite badly.

I knew it was wrong but at least I have recovered from that affliction

Oh er yes, me too

I’m not necessarily sure that I WOULDN’T. I’m quite a fan of that pink, fat and pasty look. That said, I saw him in the street a while ago and he was surprisingly short. Although I think he was on his bike at the time so he might have been sitting down

 

[COB]

Posting this purely for darling @Zu-Klara and this seems the most appropriate place:

Don't say I never give you anything

 

[Logic?]

Jeffrey Dahmer

 

[Zu]

Posting this purely for darling @Zu-Klara and this seems the most appropriate place:

Don't say I never give you anything

Well that’s got me right steamy

ŽIŽ ME UP SLAVOJ

 

[Slave]

This thread has gone WAY OFF THE BOIL.

 

[lolly]

I really do hate myself for this, but Spencer Matthews.

 

[Rita]

I really do hate myself for this, but Spencer Matthews.

Oh I am definitely with you on that one.

 

[dUb]

Not really on topic but hasn't Richard Bacon aged well

 

[Beverley]

OMG

 

[dUb]

Not really on topic but hasn't Richard Bacon aged well

He's currently in an induced coma and "fighting for life" according to the press. Hopefully a bit of tabloid hyperbole and he'll be fine.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think I may have hit an actual low in finding him from Glow quite attractive.

 

[Kate]

WHAT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Am I the first to mention the leader of the EDL?

 

[jivafox]

There's probably much worse that I can't think of at the minute.