People you fancy, despite your better judgement

[straightorbroken]

Maybe the brother (at a push (down the stairs!))

Seriously, no Shania emojicon?

 

[Generic Account]

Hardly guilty about it but I love him.

And Monica isn't bad either.

 

[lolly]

Marcus Wareing's arms are so hairy I feel uncomfortable that I'd find some in any dish he made. And the spelling of his surname troubles me.

 

[funky]

I've had a really good laugh at this thread, until someone posted Ed Sheeran and now I'm going to bed in an absolute rage. All the emotions. Thanks moopy.

 

[Pipo]

So thoroughly mortifying and long-resisted that I'm going to have to put a full stop at the end of this sentence and pretend it never happened.

SCREAMING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Darren from E4

Every now and again your taste in men gives me the fear.

 

[COB]

I'd forgotten about him! Very cute

 

[COB]

If @ZenGiraffe hadn't been born with dangerously straight hair, I would request that the DARREN DO be adopted post haste so I could while away my days messing it up with my hands.

 

[Generic Account]

Marcus Wareing's arms are so hairy I feel uncomfortable that I'd find some in any dish he made. And the spelling of his surname troubles me.

But he's so stern and everyone is so determined to make him happy.

Talk about charisma.

 

[lolly]

But he's so stern and everyone is so determined to make him happy.

Talk about charisma.

You could say the same about Simon Cowell.

 

[lolly]

although, NAH

 

[Generic Account]

You could say the same about Simon Cowell.

Ugh

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

As long as he keeps his mouth shut.

 

[Nancy]

WHO ARE YOURS?

 

[Nancy]

KRISHNAN GURU-MURPHY

 

[D5K]

Oh there's a rich seam of evidence here

 

[Lucille]

KRISHNAN GURU-MURPHY

Omg never thought about it but totally would!

 

[Lucille]

See also JON SNOW.

 

[Nancy]

See also JON SNOW.

Me, you, Jon and Krishnan

We’ll have a CHANNEL 4SOME

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mahatma Gandhi

 

[ButterTart]

Shergar.

 

[Nancy]

Shergar.

Alan?

 

[ButterTart]

Does Cherie Lunghi count as a weird crush? She was obviously a ride back in the day but I mean now.

 

[big ron]

@ameraal

 

[lolly]

Alan?

Carr?

 

[Lucille]

@ameraal

Oh we’d all fuck Am surely?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enola Gay

 

[Lucille]

MYRA HINDLEY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The woman from Rednex.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Colonel Sanders

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Tisch]

TANITA TIKARAM

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Patrick Vallance

 

[Lucille]

Who was the nerdy epidemiologist who was fired for shagging his mistress, he was a RIDE.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Neil Ferguson

 

[Lucille]

WOOF

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Chris Whitty

 

[Tisch]

SIMON SHARMA

 

[Nancy]

I’ve got a bit of a thing for CHARLIE STAYT