Phil and Holly Moopy opinion poll

[AGinAg (37)]

Unlike Rui di Silva, Phillip likes being touched in the afternoon.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

More like the very beginning of the month

What are you talking about?

 

[COB]

I’m just passing on what my friend said. Which magazine did he sue for calling him gay? Was it The Face?

Mind you Liberace sued the media for outing him so it really says nothing.

Was it just one friend, or was it two? Specifically THIS PAIR:

 

[Kala]

No it was BIG FUN

The clue is in the PRODUCERS

I think one of Big Fun was caught with METH a couple of years ago.

Apparently they all went out the night before the shoot for the cover of Can’t Shake The Feeling and turned up ALL PILLED UP so this was the outcome.

 

[Lucille]

All of the months. THINK ABOUT IT!

 

[Zu]

I think one of Big Fun was caught with METH a couple of years ago.

Apparently they all went out the night before the shoot for the cover of Can’t Shake The Feeling and turned up ALL PILLED UP so this was the outcome.

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Also one is DEAD

 

[Nancy]

Richard Whiteley used to present Calendar News. Did Phil have an affair with him?

 

[Zu]

All of the months. THINK ABOUT IT!

Is it gay bungalow complex jargon? Is it something to do with NUDE CALENDARS?

 

[Kala]

Also one is DEAD

Jason - the one who used to manage Geru? I heard that wasn’t true and was just a rumour like Aisling from The Reynolds Girls dying in childbirth.

 

[Lucille]

Help out here Kala, I’m just a vacuous Hackney gay not ALAN TURING.

 

[Kala]

Nancy is right!

 

[Zu]

Jason - the one who used to manage Geru? I heard that wasn’t true and was just a rumour like Aisling from The Reynolds Girls dying in childbirth.

It says it’s true on Wiki and I like to believe everything I read on the internet

 

[Nancy]

Nancy is right!

People need to trust what comes out my mouth.

 

[Nancy]

I was right about Kylie, now I'm right about Phil.

 

[COB]

Aisling from The Reynolds Girls dying in childbirth.

Yes, but so did Cindy Beale and LOOK AT HER NOW.

 

[Zu]

BUT NONE OF US CAN REMEMBER WHAT NANCY SAID

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nancy is right!

He shagged Richard Whitley?

 

[Zu]

Perhaps these bewildering conundrums are a sign that CAROL VORDERMAN will be Phillip’s replacement

 

[Zu]

Must say I’m here for some Carol-Holly boob on boob and where’s @ButterTart to pretend that he’s up for it as well

 

[octophone]

I've not been keeping up with this story, has Gordon the Gopher said anything this week? Him and Phil were very close once upon a time.

Signed a NDA in '94. Lives in Thailand, I believe. Invested well, got into Microsoft early doors.

 

[Kala]

Yes, but so did Cindy Beale and LOOK AT HER NOW.

What?? OMG!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Must say I’m here for some Carol-Holly boob on boob and where’s @ButterTart to pretend that he’s up for it as well

If Holly was the only option available I'd gladly defect to having it up the chutney, thanks.

 

[Zu]

If Holly was the only option available I'd gladly defect to having it up the chutney, thanks.

What straight man in his right mind* would say no to Holly?

*

 

[ButterTart]

What straight man in his right mind* would say no to Holly?

*

That woman was a monster.

 

[octophone]

Holly will be like one of those spiders that just bites the male's head off straight after sex. "Get rid of him", she shouts and within seconds, 3 besuited security guards appear from nowhere and bundle the bewildered, exhausted man into a specially converted sports hold-all and out the door. Holly lights up a B&H and switches over to Dave ja vu, chuckling as she listens to her dispatched former lover screaming out his PIN number in despair...

 

[Nancy]

I predict Phillip will get his own show on Greatest Hits Radio.

 

[octophone]

I predict Phillip will get his own show on Greatest Hits Radio.

It's 5am, welcome to the second hour of the show, seeing you right through to 6am when I;ll be handing over to Dave Lee Travis...

 

[octophone]

(depending what's in the papers tomorrow...otherwise he could be just fine)

 

[Finn]

The fact that ITV have publicly backed him and had their big boss say nice things about him in their statement today makes me think there's no big juicy new revelation in the Sunday papers that's led to him getting the This Morning push, and the timing is just where it's landed. BORING

 

[Zu]

The fact that ITV have publicly backed him and had their big boss say nice things about him in their statement today makes me think there's no big juicy new revelation in the Sunday papers that's led to him getting the This Morning push, and the timing is just where it's landed. BORING

Oh I’d not be so sure…

*gutter press leads with story about Kate Middleton’s new perm and cut-out voucher for 75p off pizzas at Iceland*

 

[Lucille]

75p you say?

 

[Kratz]

It’s all round Asda

 

[Penelope]

The story seems to be they had a falling out and the executives are backing Holly.

My friend works in broadcasting and said it was well known that Phil was shagging around, one of whom likes the second half of a calendar year more then the first half.

I am so desperately going to need you to just do a post in Community explaining in explicit direct terms exactly what the meaning of this is here and if I'm missing forgetting a calendar/seasonal phenomena it's meant to be alluding to, because I feel like I'm losing it trying to clock and this is going to drive me insane

 

[COB]

75p you say?

Talk about a STEAL

 

[Penelope]

I mean I know I deserve early-onset dementia but not for another ten years AT FUCKING LEAST!

 

[COB]

Can we have a Community forum thread about supermarket pizza discounts too?

 

[Jark]

still feeling highly confused by this calendar innuendo. can someone dm me the tea? in July?

 

[lolly]

I'm slightly worried that I understood it (I think) straight away

 

[Nancy]

I was right. Why are you all still confused?

 

[COB]

I was right. Why are you all still confused?

What did it MEAN? Did it MEAN BEANZ??