Phillip Schofield's Career DEAD? 🤷‍♀️ The Castaway Years (1 Viewer)

[Star]

Up next!!

 

[PercyPig]

This Rebecca is going to be kicked off the superstar panel soon

She’ll never make it as senior presenter now

 

[Halli]

Up next!!

He's been waiting a long time again, like last night.

 

[PercyPig]

What ROTTEN publication does Dan write for that makes him use the term “they/them”?

 

[Star]

Waiting for the bombshell disclosure on Megs

 

[Star]

There was no film

 

[Zu]

So shocked that they LIED about making a FILUM

 

[PercyPig]

DRUNK ON CAMERA

 

[Star]

They had a drink, I can't believe it

 

[Zu]

ON AIR DRUNK! So SHOCKING!

 

[Star]

Poisonous chocolate

 

[Zu]

They had a drink, I can't believe it

I’m CALLING THE POLICE!

 

[PercyPig]

So I bet the poisonous chocolate is some fucking “health” chocolate full of shite.

 

[Star]

Maybe being drunk was just yet another LIE

 

[PercyPig]

EVIL HOLLY NOT DYSLEXIC

 

[Star]

'Miss Holly is supposed to be dyslexic'

Yet another LIE

 

[Zu]

EVIL HOLLY NOT DYSLEXIC

It’s LIE AFTER LIE from THAT MONSTER!

 

[Star]

'Rehearsed his coming out for DAYS'

 

[Halli]

Did Phil really DROP TO HIS KNEES and say he's gay?

 

[Star]

Did Phil really DROP TO HIS KNEES and say he's gay?

Sobbing his heart out

 

[PercyPig]

How can Phil have practiced this when he’s always having play time.

 

[Star]

Had to drop the brother in there

 

[Halli]

Ruth ad-libs with no auto-cue (senior presenter credentials)

 

[Star]

How can Phil have practiced this when he’s always having play time.

No that's only on a Thursday night x

 

[Zu]

How can Phil have practiced this when he’s always having play time.

Only did that on Thursdays

DO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION

 

[Star]

He's really cutting all his ties here isn't he. Is Ruth still a loose woman?

 

[PercyPig]

Who said alcohol abuse was safe?

When has “abuse” ever been good?

Piss off

 

[Zu]

He's really cutting all his ties here isn't he. Is Ruth still a loose woman?

Hopefully not for much longer

 

[Star]

Who said alcohol abuse was safe?

When has “abuse” ever been good?

Piss off

I dunno but 5g deffo spread covid

 

[Zu]

As if Meghan gives a flying fuck about POXY ITV!

 

[Star]

'Meghan Markle has a lot of influence over ITV's woke management'

 

[Star]

As if Meghan gives a flying fuck about POXY ITV!

Exactly!!

 

[Zu]

Has Eamonn said ANYTHING of particular note or substance during this sordid interview?

 

[Star]

That finished up and quickly moved onto Harry

 

[PercyPig]

I’d love to see the ITV execs group chat as they all watch this rot

 

[Halli]

Has Eamonn said ANYTHING of particular note or substance during this sordid interview?

Holly is dyslexic but she was able to read a whole statement.

 

[Star]

Has Eamonn said ANYTHING of particular note or substance during this sordid interview?

That he was lied to

 

[Zu]

Did that end rather abruptly or was I not paying attention?

 

[lolly]

Did that end rather abruptly or was it me?

Are you sure your 50p didn't just run out, love?

 

[Halli]

Has Eamonn said ANYTHING of particular note or substance during this sordid interview?

Ruth did not do his washing so he had to quickly whip on his grey casual hoodie