Post a Kath & Kim line that lives rent free in your head

[funky]

YES I am high maintenance

But I think you gotta be…

 

[funky]

Does it make me a CRIM

to keep myself TRIM?

 

[funky]

I’m not a HOUSEWIFE!

I’m a HORNBAG!

 

[Kitty]

I'm not criticizing you, I'm just saying you look bad.

 

[Whatevar]

You’re not a dog, Kim.

How come I’ve got a BITCH for a mother?

 

[Tisch]

.... yes that was good. It was about the Shah of Iran. I don't agree but it was good.

 

[Kitty]

Everybody's on it: Madonna Penn Ritchie, Jennifer Pitt Aniston, Courtney Loves Cox...

 

[Tisch]

Where pacifically in the Specific are you going, Mrs. D?

 

[Sheena]

You thought you could waltz in here with your zip up shoes and your yogurt and muesli breath and rule the roost.

But there was one big fat problem in your way, wasn’t there?

ME!

 

[VoR]

"Oh GAWD TRUDE, LOOK at the matching shoes and jacket!"
"It's a VISION in VINYL!"

 

[Iguana]

GET ME A CAESAAAAR!

 

[lolly]

And this is quite lovely to see