Post a really bad pop performance

[POP!]

The over-singing, the spastic dancing, the hideous chunky belt

 

[POP!]

The best 3.5 minutes of my life.

It's just fun
It's just fun
*swivels hips with lifeless stare*

 

[Marilyn]

My standard contribution to this type of thread

 

[aquaplex]

Is Rosie Ribbons’ the Winner Takes It All too obvious for this?

 

[Ellie]

This was a SHAME because she’s really talented

 

[Kratz]

The best 3.5 minutes of my life.

It's just fun
It's just fun
*swivels hips with lifeless stare*

It’s the look on her face throughout, she really thought she was giving an era-defining performance (which in a way she was).

 

[POP!]

It’s the look on her face throughout, she really thought she was giving an era-defining performance (which in a way she was).

It's desperately trying to be a "We Found Love" type of moment, isn't it

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Ellie]

[insert long deleted Black Box performance of I Don’t Know Anybody Else here]

 

[Music]

 

[Alias #23]

Mimed yet still incomparably atrocious



NICE WINK LUV

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Alias #23]

Isn't it wonderful that she got her VOICE BACK

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Let's get this one out of the way shall we.

 

[Alias #23]

There will NEVER be anything as disastrous, delicious and delightful as this

 

[Alias #23]

@Suedey and I appear to have been simultaneously thinking MARIAH followed by EUROVISION

OMG ASTRAL TWINS

 

[Alias #23]

There will NEVER be anything as disastrous, delicious and delightful as this

Apart from THIS RACKET perhaps

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Kratz]

Apart from THIS RACKET perhaps

Nobody post any more Eurovision catastrophes.

Ok, maybe one more

 

[POP!]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I love you mum but.

 

[Alias #23]

Nobody post any more Eurovision catastrophes.

Ok, maybe one more

CATASTROPHE indeed! It's SEMINAL!

 

[Ellie]

 

[Martha Skidd]

The sound of a thousand bowels EMPTYING

 

[Alias #23]

The sound of a thousand bowels EMPTYING

Why didn't they just mime it? What a DISGRACE!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Alias #23]

I assume there was some sort of technical error but I do like an OUT OF TIME MOMENT of which there are many here

 

[Alias #23]

MUST HAVE BEEN NICE FOR THE AUDIENCE

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Martha Skidd]

I assume there was some sort of technical error but I do like an OUT OF TIME MOMENT of which there are many here

AND THE HAIR AS KALLY LEAPS OFF THE PODIUM.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Ellie]

 

[FetchFugly]

"Terry, Happy Valentine's day and stop being such a grumpy old man"

 

[Alla]

The fantasy of this being in prime time on national tv and not being a parody. It's supposed to be English, for those wondering. Only in Spain.

 

[supermassive]

Seemingly Holly Valance managed to promote her first two singles in almost every country and on every TV show

 

[Tetris-Rock]

The sound of a thousand bowels EMPTYING

My toxic trait is that I don’t think most of that is THAT BAD

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

It's a Portugal ESC reject but I do need to pay homage to this SONGBIRD and her STAR QUALITY ACT.



Her career started and died that same night

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

alot to unpack but what was going on with that female backing vocalist