Post an Absolutely Fabulous line that lives rent free in your head

[VoR]

Another pig-ugly MP making a fool of himself with some scrawny old hooker, I see…

 

[GNL]

"Just tax the stupid people!"

 

[VoR]

SHIT, Eddie!

 

[Shirley]

CHAMPERS ALL RIGHT FOR YOU PATS

 

[Shirley]

WHAT THE BUGGERY BOLLOCKS IS THAT

 

[Shirley]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO FOLLOW ME INTO MY GRACIOUS DRAWING ROOM

 

[Shirley]

I briefly knew this queen who almost without exception spoke in AB FAB QUOTES

 

[VoR]

“Well they need you to go for a smear test and a breast check. They say they have no record of you ever having had either and that’s quite dangerous for a woman of… *horrified glance* … your sort of age…”

 

[Marilyn]

Bombay mix?

 

[lolly]

I used 'well they ain't made of wood, how kind do you want?' in real life only a couple of days ago

 

[lolly]

Other than that, just copy all the quotes across from the thread from a few years back. They are pretty much all winners.

 

[funky]

Is it... a BEE?

 

[VoR]

I’m not sure if Ab Fab originated the term (probably not) but in terms of everyday usage I LOVE a bit of “By hook or by crook!”

 

[funky]

SKIN

...is IN

 

[funky]

Are we keeping OLD CORKS?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"It was a very very long time"

 

[funky]

If the models get any younger Pats they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk

 

[funky]

"I'm THIRTY NINE!"

"And I'm an OVUM."

 

[Finn]

"JUST THE ONE, DEAR?"

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"It's a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky"

 

[VoR]

CESS PIT FROM HELL!

 

[funky]

They don't want to know your MUM'S YOUR BEST FRIEND

They want her to be a ONE-ARMED LESBIAN ASYLUM SEEKER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"Mark 'em up, sell 'em on!"

 

[funky]

There's no smoking in here madam

OH DON'T BE SO BLOODY STUPID

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"Grab her by the scalp, shake her up and down a bit and cut off the slack!"

 

[funky]

You only work in a shop you know, you can DROP THE ATTITUDE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

YOU ONLY WORK IN A SHOP

 

[lolly]

They don't want to know your MUM'S YOUR BEST FRIEND

They want her to be a ONE-ARMED LESBIAN ASYLUM SEEKER

You need the FULL RANT

They don't want to know your mum's your best friend. They want you to be some one-armed lesbian asylum seeker. They want the full cellulite shots. They want a 40 in the bed perv orgy with your Spice mates. They want you mainlining, arm jacking, smack crack nightmare, darling. They want you filleted and splayed on the butcher's block so they can photograph all your organs for Heat magazine. I mean frankly, for once, I want to see you foaming at the mouth, stinking of piss in the gutter with this little thumb stuck up Justin Timberlake's arse and you wearing nothing but a Gucci belt.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You only work in a shop you know, you can DROP THE ATTITUDE

BITCH TROLL FROM HELL

 

[VoR]

MINNIE?
…
MINNIE DRIVER?
…
IS IT… A DWARF?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is it... a BEE?

Oh... it's a SMALL SHOE

 

[VoR]

GO FOR IT EDDIE!!!!

*flings head back*

 

[VoR]

“You took my face with your four hands, and pushed it up against the window!”

“WE SHOULD HAVE PUSHED IT THROUGH!”

 

[funky]

A shower?

Yes it's a baby shower.

Is it a shower?

Yes I'm giving her a baby shower!

Is it... A BABY SHOWER?

 

[funky]

Is that what you want a STATUE? A GREAT BIG FAT UGLY ARMLESS STATUE?

(incredulous) I've GOT ARMS!

 

[VoR]

“SHE WAS STANDING WITH HER LITTLE PIGTAILS TOO CLOSE TO THE CANDLE!”

“YOU WERE HOLDING THE CANDLE!”

 

[funky]

"It's the thought that counts."

"It's the thought I'm worried about. Because if the thought is YARDLEY..."

 

[VoR]

“I’ve been doing repressed false memory therapy, I’ll get something on you yet, old woman! You in a wood in a hood, it’s all coming back to me…”

 

[funky]

They don't put fingers in these gloves any more Saffy!

 

[funky]

SHIT, Eddie!

"I am a self raising flower"

PISS OFF!