Posters of the week - 05/07/2023

[dmlaw]

Thank you giraffe. Now, about that vegan cake...

I was going to make vegan cake but the vegans started screaming when I tried to get them in the mixer.

 

[Nancy]

What if someone's birthday is 29 February? Do they only get access to the birthday forum once every 4 years?

 

[COB]

Thank you giraffe. Now, about that vegan cake...

I'm afraid I have some bad news...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The sanctity of the Birthday Forum has been SPOILED by an EVIL NE'ER-DO-WELL

 

[Nancy]

CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME ABOUT THE BIRTHDAY FORUM ON MY BIRTHDAY PLEASE?

 

[Nancy]

Actually, remind me the day before please.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What if someone's birthday is 29 February? Do they only get access to the birthday forum once every 4 years?

Yes, and not on the year 2400 either

 

[RJN]

Thank you giraffe. Now, about that vegan cake...

I’ll send you an oreo

 

[AlgoAlex]

The sanctity of the Birthday Forum has been SPOILED by an EVIL NE'ER-DO-WELL

Whoever would STOOP SO LOW

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Whoever would STOOP SO LOW

 

[AlgoAlex]

 

[Rita]

Why do we have a DENISE WELCH emoji?

 

[octophone]

I was going to make vegan cake but the vegans started screaming when I tried to get them in the mixer.

OK. I'm going for it. It's.... A TRIPLE BASIL!