Posters of the week - 09/09/2020

[Soldi]

Are you running on a joint ticket with vespy?

Now that’s a good idea!

 

[lolly]

Hang on, are we encouraging a poster of Soldi's tender age into a career of pimping out vespertine?

You've got my vote.

 

[Iguana]

That's a lack of ambition you're going to have to rethink to win my vote in the election.

I prefer people to have low expectations so when I smash it out the park, it looks even better

 

[Tisch]

Ok OK, let vespertine post another jizzing video then.

The Marshall has SPOKEN

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I prefer people to have low expectations so when I smash it out the park, it looks even better

Under promise and over deliver is good governance, but it doesn't win elections! Do you need me to step in and be your campaign manager? If Soldi is going for a cumshot a day, we need to top that (he wishes )

 

[Iguana]

Under promise and over deliver is good governance, but it doesn't win elections! Do you need me to step in and be your campaign manager? If Soldi is going for a cumshot a day, we need to top that (he wishes )

Yes I could do with an almost SPAD!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes I could do with an almost SPAD!

Well, @Soldi is campaigning hard for the gay man vote, so first step is to shore up everyone else's vote. There are dozens of them, DOZENS!.

Then you need to split the gay men somehow (again ). Run a smear campaign about his utter disdain for female-led slut bangers. I bet behind closed doors he listens to COLDPLAY!

 

[Soldi]

Well, @Soldi is campaigning hard for the gay man vote, so first step is to shore up everyone else's vote. There are dozens of them, DOZENS!.

Then you need to split the gay men somehow (again ). Run a smear campaign about his utter disdain for female-led slut bangers. I bet behind closed doors he listens to COLDPLAY!

I will release my emails Spotify playlists

 

[lolly]

Then you need to split the gay men somehow (again ). Run a smear campaign about his utter disdain for female-led slut bangers. I bet behind closed doors he listens to COLDPLAY!

 

[Iguana]

Well, @Soldi is campaigning hard for the gay man vote, so first step is to shore up everyone else's vote. There are dozens of them, DOZENS!.

Then you need to split the gay men somehow (again ). Run a smear campaign about his utter disdain for female-led slut bangers. I bet behind closed doors he listens to COLDPLAY!

I should really vet you first. Is there anything you've posted or submitted in a song contest that has led to unilateral derision and contempt towards you? Just want to check I'm not going to have a Cumgate on my hands

 

[Iguana]

Good advice though. I'm looking through his Facebook posts for dirt right now.

 

[lolly]

Don't worry Soldi, we're nothing if not THIRSTY SLAGS. Drop the right vespertine hole shot on election morning and we'll all be filling your box.

 

[dmlaw]

although we'd need another 7000 posts to reach peak lockdown.

This calls for Eurovision 1999 rewatches on the hour until we have done the necessary number of posts.

 

[Soldi]

This calls for Eurovision 1999 rewatches on the hour until we have done the necessary number of posts.

I demand weekly Eurovision 1999 rewatches

#VoteSoldi

 

[Iguana]

I demand we DON'T

(@ZenGiraffe Am I doing ok at targeting the straights??)

 

[Soldi]

I demand we DON'T

(@ZenGiraffe Am I doing ok at targeting the straights??)

IGUANA IS A HOMOPHOBE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I demand we DON'T

(@ZenGiraffe Am I doing ok at targeting the straights??)

No! This is misguided. You'll lose more gays than you'll gain straights if you flat out oppose.

You need to push for Eurovision 2014. Gays will take any Eurovision, but Poland is there for the straight vote!

 

[Iguana]

IGUANA IS A HOMOPHOBE

Soldi stands with JK Rowling

 

[Soldi]

Soldi stands with JK Rowling

FAKE NEWS MEDIA

 

[Iguana]

FAKE NEWS MEDIA

Soldi stands with Trump!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

IGUANA IS A HOMOPHOBE

@Iguana, let this rumble on for a week, let Soldi double down on it and lean in, then leak your sex tape to both refute the accusations and titillate the electorate.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I lost track of Moopy about 10pm Saturday. I have no idea what you're all talking about.

 

[Iguana]

@Iguana, let this rumble on for a week, let Soldi double down on it and lean in, then leak your sex tape to both refute the accusations and titillate the electorate.

I love the way you think

 

[AlgoAlex]

I demand we DON'T

(@ZenGiraffe Am I doing ok at targeting the straights??)

@Star prefers cold hard cash

 

[ButterTart]

I demand we DON'T

(@ZenGiraffe Am I doing ok at targeting the straights??)

You get four Ross Kemps doing Kirsty Gallagher over the bar at Yates’ out of five for that effort. Well done!

 

[Jark]

quick everyone post nudes

you can start us off hun, that should do the trick

 

[Diddy]

No! This is misguided. You'll lose more gays than you'll gain straights if you flat out oppose.

You need to push for Eurovision 2014. Gays will take any Eurovision, but Poland is there for the straight vote!

Isn’t 2005 better? You’ve got loads for the gays and Lordi’s win will secure the beer pirate vote

 

[ButterTart]

Isn’t 2005 better? You’ve got loads for the gays and Lordi’s win will secure the beer pirate vote

Lordi were 2006!

 

[Iguana]

@Diddy to apologise to all straights on-screen.

 

[Diddy]

Lordi were 2006!

@Diddy to apologise to all straights on-screen.

oh PISS

Anyway how do you know stuff like that @ButterTart

 

[Diddy]

@Diddy to apologise to all straights on-screen.

I’m sorry to the straight(s) on Moopy. I didn’t mean to mislead you, I’d just had too much RUM!!!! Lol classic Diddy *dabs*

 

[octophone]

I lost track of Moopy about 10pm Saturday. I have no idea what you're all talking about.

I envy you.

 

[Iguana]

I have been a member since 2008 and have made 13% of all my posts in the past 2 weeks

 

[ButterTart]

I’m sorry to the straight(s) on Moopy. I didn’t mean to mislead you, I’d just had too much RUM!!!! Lol classic Diddy *dabs*

Well that all sounds fine. *acknowledgement dab*

 

[ButterTart]

I have been a member since 2008 and have made 13% of all my posts in the past 2 weeks

I’ve been here since 2014 and 2/3rds of all my posts have been in the last 6 months.

 

[Diddy]

I’ve been here since 2004 and you know what?

I’M. STILL. HERE.

because I forgot where I parked my car

 

[lolly]

I don't even drive. I've been waiting for the special bus since day one.

 

[SDF]

you can start us off hun, that should do the trick

I couldn’t possibly, I got read for showing a bit of arm in a video once

I’ve not worn short sleeves since

 

[Iguana]

I got read for showing a bit of arm in a video once

I think you may have misread perving as reading, hun

 

[Soldi]

Like for a soldi leg pic

#VoteSoldi