Posters of the week - 11/03/2020

[Zu]

I bet she’s almost certainly living it up and indulging in a bit of FANNY GROOMING with JOAN COLLINS

But why is there no wi-fi? (I think that was mentioned earlier but then again it might not have been)

 

[lolly]

I thought Rita said she was flying to SOUTHAMPTON?

Although GOODNESS KNOWS I can UNDERSTAND THE CONFUSION!

 

[Zu]

 

[Zu]

I suppose they do both contain some SIMILAR LETTERS

Mind you, if that’s the case, I think the Collins might be more of the Gemma variety than Joan

 

[lolly]

I bet she's FANNY GROOMING with JOAN COLLINS and BB in the BEST SALON the WESTQUAY SHOPPING CENTRE has to offer!

 

[lolly]

All these caps are UTTERLY EXHAUSTING, aren't they?

 

[Zu]

They are quite

 

[Zu]

I did wonder why there were MORE THAN USUAL!

 

[octophone]

I never quite mastered the Moopy Caps Lock. It always comes off quite forced.

 

[lolly]

Fetch the damp flannel mother, I think I need a lie down.

 

[Zu]

I do sometimes try to calm it down and not use any caps lock at all but I end up feeling like a relatively sane human being, which is a bit alarming if not exactly unrequired

Mmm... that’s better

 

[Zu]

Here’s some sage caps lock guidance from @Rita

I'm ALWAYS calm UNLIKE Vicky B FANS it would APPEAR.

CAPITALS work BETTER when YOU don’t USE them EVERY second WORD.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wonder if our Reet hasn't quite mastered Mooping from her phone.

 

[lolly]

I wonder if she's prioritising life. Imagine!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Stranded in ST TROPEZ. Oh the HORROR.

I actually can’t think of a worse place to be stranded in. Maybe St Raphaël. Or Antibes

 

[Zu]

Or MALTA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wonder if she's prioritising life. Imagine!

Well she 'texted' Alla so I doubt it.

 

[lolly]

I actually can’t think of a worse place to be stranded in. Maybe St Raphaël. Or Antibes

Have you ever been to Southampton?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Have you ever been to Southampton?

Come on there’s a level of sinister that I refuse to cross.

 

[lolly]

Come on there’s a level of sinister that I refuse to cross.

Well you're not SO far out, but we draw that line at the Solent.

Just look at poor Rachey

 

[Rita]

Is @Rita okay?

I am absolutely fine darling. Had to travel home to Ireland as my Gran died, but am back in Scotland now. Thank you for thinking of me.x

 

[lolly]

Smashing it this year.

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I don't think it's entirely out of the question we could beat Eurovision week last year, assuming VoR gets a strong turnout for moopyvision again tomorrow.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't think it's entirely out of the question we could beat Eurovision week last year, assuming VoR gets a strong turnout for moopyvision again tomorrow.

Its a captive audience. So enough Indie will threatening violence over the 2015 Belgian entry coming a lowly 7th.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't think it's entirely out of the question we could beat Eurovision week last year, assuming VoR gets a strong turnout for moopyvision again tomorrow.

I struggle to see what else anyone would be doing!

 

[win_the_game]

I swear to god if VoR announces he has plans tomorrow night in the current climate....

 

[ButterTart]

I swear to god if VoR announces he has plans tomorrow night in the current climate....

Or worse, one of his FLIMSY excuses.
"Sorry, lads, you'll have to wait until Monday for the Georgia results. I was rushed into hospital with the Corona because I coughed so hard that both my lungs collapsed." Just a long-form way of saying WORK SHY, if you ask me.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Or worse, one of his FLIMSY excuses.
"Sorry, lads, you'll have to wait until Monday for the Georgia results. I was rushed into hospital with the Corona because I coughed so hard that both my lungs collapsed." Just a long-form way of saying WORK SHY, if you ask me.

SNOWFLAKE.

Back in my day I had to work during nuclear war, suffer from immediate all organ cancer, full body burns and I never complained.

 

[Alla]

If he fails to do it tomorrow, FF is taking over on Sunday

 

[AGinAg (37)]

On a similar note, I legit saw an old boomer on FB referring to people getting therapy, saying how he got a mortgage in the 1960s and then lost his job and didn't need therapy. Even fucking raw gammons ripped him.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If he fails to do it tomorrow, FF is taking over on Sunday

THREATS

 

[Alla]

That reminds me that I still have to do moopyvision this week. But as I'm staying up until 4 am I have nothing better to do.

 

[OutSynk]

I swear to god if VoR announces he has plans tomorrow night in the current climate....

He'll be at the PUB.

 

[Alla]

He'll have to find a better excuse for next week when they're closed.

 

[ButterTart]

SNOWFLAKE.

Back in my day I had to work during nuclear war, suffer from immediate all organ cancer, full body burns and I never complained.

I actually died of the consumption shortly before my fifth birthday, and yet here I am grafting day in, day out.

 

[dmlaw]

He'll be at some sort of back alley speakeasy. The man's unstoppable.

 

[Alla]

I wonder if Moopyvision will be sponsored by Crème de Menthe this week.

 

[Dark Carnival]

If he fails to do it tomorrow, FF is taking over on Sunday

What? You can't do that! I haven't voted yet!

 

[Alla]

What? You can't do that! I haven't voted yet!

You still have a whole week to do it, I meant next Sunday (Monday actually).

 

[Dark Carnival]

You still have a whole week to do it, I meant next Sunday (Monday actually).

Oh

 

[Indie]

I've not done midweeks for a while, but posts this week are very strong. Might be the highest number of posts since June 2016.