Posters of the week - 15/04/2020

[ButterTart]

Have you not heard those stories about cow FLATULENCE causing explosions in a confined space?

I’ve told you before we can’t prove he had a cow in there with him. That massive, circular shit on the rug could have been ANYBODY’S.

 

[Soldi]

Some of us do them SOBER AND SANE

But it’s NOT FUN sober!

 

[Soldi]

And if @Dark Carnival wants to up his post count he could always post a few more SELFIES

 

[ButterTart]

But it’s NOT FUN sober!

I’m always sober for the Wednesday night ones, and it’s a hoot. In fact it’s probably even more fun sober because I get to watch you all debase yourselves AND judge you for being shameless drunks.

 

[Dark Carnival]

And if @Dark Carnival wants to up his post count he could always post a few more SELFIES

Well I might as well get that number one spot one way or another!

 

[Star]

I like that two of my scavenger hunt team are in the top 5 having posted millions this week, yet could only manage 1 post each in my scavenger hunt final thread

@Dark Carnival
@Lucille

THIS IS WHY WE LOST

 

[Lucille]

I like that two of my scavenger hunt team are in the top 5 having posted millions this week, yet could only manage 1 post each in my scavenger hunt final thread

@Dark Carnival
@Lucille

THIS IS WHY WE LOST

We weren’t ideal candidates for a scavenger hunt, have you seen our flats? Nothing more than dirty mattresses, empty bottles of Bordeaux and increasingly dusty sex toys.

 

[lolly]

I like that two of my scavenger hunt team are in the top 5 having posted millions this week, yet could only manage 1 post each in my scavenger hunt final thread

@Dark Carnival
@Lucille

THIS IS WHY WE LOST

What a fucking disgrace

We should ban them for the period of tonight's ESC rewatch

 

[Dark Carnival]

I like that two of my scavenger hunt team are in the top 5 having posted millions this week, yet could only manage 1 post each in my scavenger hunt final thread

@Dark Carnival
@Lucille

THIS IS WHY WE LOST

Some of those drunk rewatches last until 4 AM! I need to SLEEP SOMETIME!

 

[lolly]

Is anybody sleeping for more than about two hours currently?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

But it’s NOT FUN sober!

I was sober on Saturday and it was GREAT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is anybody sleeping for more than about two hours currently?!

SORT OF.

Day time naps have become a thing.

 

[Suomi]

I like that two of my scavenger hunt team are in the top 5 having posted millions this week, yet could only manage 1 post each in my scavenger hunt final thread

@Dark Carnival
@Lucille

THIS IS WHY WE LOST

*tuts head*

not cool guys, really not cool

 

[Dark Carnival]

TWO hour naps. Several of those.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think the lack of pressure means going to bed at 3am and then again at 4pm for 45 minutes is absolutely FINE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

*tuts head*

not cool guys, really not cool

OMG FAVOURITISM!

 

[ButterTart]

Is anybody sleeping for more than about two hours currently?!

I'm sleeping loads, but then one gets so exhausted after a full day of being a busy and heroic key worker.

 

[Rita]

Am I the only one who wakes up after an afternoon siesta feeling all the WORSE for it? It’s almost like a hangover.

MAYBE IT IS.

 

[Lucille]

It takes me a long time to wake up from an afternoon nap, but sometimes I’m so BORED I don’t know what else to do.

 

[Rita]

It takes me a long time to wake up from an afternoon nap, but sometimes I’m so BORED I don’t know what else to do.

Post on Moopy more and bag that #1 spot.

 

[ButterTart]

"Oh the unutterable PAIN of being forced to have an afternoon nap. The HORROR of an acreage of free time to fill each day. This DAMNED crown is much too tight and now the shops are shut I simply CAN'T spend any of that Lottery rollover I won. WOE IS ME."

 

[big ron]

*draws veil after face after the exploding deep fat fryer incident and discreetly hides cloven hooves*

GUTEN TAG SLAGS BACK AGAIN

hey bbz

 

[Lucille]

It's a shame we have Eurovision on at 8pm, otherwise we could've done a Moopy clap for Buttertart.

 

[Lucille]

Post on Moopy more

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE.

 

[octophone]

It's a shame we have Eurovision on at 8pm, otherwise we could've done a Moopy clap for Buttertart.

We can do both - how long does it take you lot to find and press a start button on YouTube - start the video, an hour's clapping for Buttertart and then just pick up wherever they've got to.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's a shame we have Eurovision on at 8pm, otherwise we could've done a Moopy clap for Buttertart.

We could always do syphilis for @ButterTart at 9pm instead?

 

[ButterTart]

It's a shame we have Eurovision on at 8pm, otherwise we could've done a Moopy clap for Buttertart.

Pls send money and cigarettes instead.

 

[Penelope]

HI LOVES

 

[octophone]

HI LOVES

a/s/l?

 

[Penelope]

What a DELICIOUSLY SHAMEFUL CROWN! Catch you all again in twenty minutes for 2002 and Friday night for The Girlie Show

 

[Penelope]

a/s/l?

28/sure/Moopy

 

[Penelope]

GOD NO. Eurovision was my downfall last time and I’m not being funny but there’s a shocking load of NOT WELL in those threads.

That is the ENTIRE POINT

 

[ButterTart]

I didn't hear any clapping so I can only assume there's a cheque and 200 Richmond Superkings in the post.

 

[lolly]

GOD NO. Eurovision was my downfall last time and I’m not being funny but there’s a shocking load of NOT WELL in those threads. I showed them to my terrapins and instantly had to add some extra Haldol to the turtle feed

Well I MIGHT

Sometimes (most of the time) I find them a DELIGHTFUL DISTRACTION from the insanity. But last night it tipped me right over the edge. And then when it went to TWO threads later, I could almost feel my brain explode.

NEXT PLEASE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yeah that was just too much last night. I really don't know what we need to do going forward. I thought we'd nailed it with new mods. My brain certainly can't cope with that shit again.

 

[Penelope]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I didn't start a new topic just to be a dick

THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY EUROVISIONS TO GO ROUND

Is the long and the short of it. If we keep spunking half decent ones up the wall there'll be NOTHING LEFT. Last night it was left to a DRUNKEN MOB to decide and it was honestly JUST A BIT SAD ALL ROUND.

 

[ButterTart]

We probably need to have a pool of candidates for the drunken rewatches. If a thread is started that isn’t on that list, it can be closed immediately.

 

[octophone]

Oh ffs, what's happened NOW?

 

[lolly]

Oh ffs, what's happened NOW?

Don't read it. Save yourself