Posters of the week - 16/03/2022

[Indie]

This Week/Last Week/Consecutive Weeks/Total Weeks/All-time Peak

1/1/116/237/1	ButterTart	387​
2/2/4/4/1	Alias #23	287​
3/5/36/317/1	Ag	168​
4/4/10/235/1	Penelope	165​
5/7/72/73/2	RJN	164​
6/3/47/303/1	COB	153​
7/21/95/157/1	Iguana	144​
8/8/131/185/1	Lucille	138​
9/14/70/101/1	Soldi	116​
10/9/44/57/6	Queen of the Bay	114​
11/22/266/287/1	Diddy	111​
12/23/10/99/11	Pingu	107​
13/11/9/201/2	dmlaw	102​
14/26/27/92/1	funky	97​
15=/24/2/117/1	Tisch	89​
15=/15/2/143/3	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA	89​
17=/12/54/246/1	RaspberrySwirl	85​
17=/16/53/261/1	Suedey	85​
19/RE/1/97/13	Apocalypt Flyer	82​
20/13/17/34/4	Kratz	81​
21/34/321/321/1	Dark Carnival	77​
22/35/9/152/3	win_the_game	76​
23/32/77/235/11	Gangsta Nancy Lam	72​
24/20/42/305/1	lolly	69​
25/17/9/190/1	Alla	68​
26/25/5/236/5	FetchFugly	65​
27/19/3/223/1	OutSynk	60​
28/27/35/96/5	ZenGiraffe	53​
29/30/321/321/1	Indie	52​
30/38/41/286/1	octophone	50​
31/18/86/319/1	VoR	49​
32=/RE/1/175/8	Alex	48​
32=/40/21/275/11	Ellie	48​
34=/29/31/279/1	Jark	44​
34=/31/6/110/6	Raining On Me	44​
36/6/114/308/1	Kate	42​
37=/RE/1/28/20	Hak	37​
37=/42/5/304/1	Sheena	37​
37=/38/3/188/2	straightorbroken	37​
40/RE/1/18/3	PercyPig	36​
41/45/3/29/14	Inner Smile	32​
42=/44/2/267/4	dUb	28​
42=/36/11/188/2	Madison	28​
44=/42/7/307/4	Phoenix	27​
44=/46/2/282/10	Pipo	27​
44=/33/2/6/33	the pleasure principal	27​
47/RE/1/31/37	ManicKangaroo	26​
48/10/4/60/9	Haiku	24​
49=/41/14/309/1	big ron	23​
49=/47/2/38/1	Nancy	23​
49=/RE/1/89/9	rhythmbandit	23​

Ocado delivery smashed into Rishi Sunak:

28 David 5000 (5 weeks)

37 POP! (1 weeks)

48 Suomi (2 weeks)

49 Halli (1 weeks)

49 SystemAddict (1 weeks)

 

[Indie]

Posting DOWN

that is all

 

[Indie]

@ButterTart has now been #1 13 times in the last 17 weeks.

 

[Indie]

I'm not sure why i did a poll. I just did.

MORE VOATS PLEASE

 

[Indie]

The winner will receive a signed photo of Margaret Thatcher (signed by me)

 

[ButterTart]

I’d like to thank the woodpecker I trained to press random letters and then ‘post reply’. Without him, none of this would have been posssjf jrughei

 

[RJN]

Vote for me and I’ll give you money and/or a blowjob. Your choice

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG at the poll!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Really don’t know who to vote for

 

[Alias #23]

OMG at the poll!

I give it ten posts before it turns nasty

£1 PUMPKIN VOUCHER FOR EVERYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME

 

[RJN]

I voted for @Penelope because his post about his anticipated emotional states for different melodifestivalen winners was so funny

 

[Alias #23]

I think that @Penelope has made a moderately pleasant effort and must be exhausted after all that shouting so I've voted for Penelope rather than myself UNLIKE SOME

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I voted for @Alias #23 because I fear for my safety otherwise.

 

[Alias #23]

I voted for @Alias #23 because I fear for my safety otherwise.

VERY WISE

 

[Iguana]

Oh God, @Indie has brought back Moopyrate through the back door

Vote for me as a proxy for @big ron

 

[Iguana]

Oh, I voted @RJN but he didn't vote for me

 

[Kate]

Vote for me and I’ll give you money and/or a blowjob. Your choice

What if I don't have a cock please x

 

[Alias #23]

VERY WISE

Also @ZenGiraffe you win a £1 VOUCHER and a free 34Kbps download of my SONGS

 

[octophone]

I give it ten posts before it turns nasty

£1 PUMPKIN VOUCHER FOR EVERYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME

THAT SWUNG IT

 

[octophone]

What if I don't have a cock please x

"If"? Do we have NEWS?

 

[Soldi]

Really don’t know who to vote for

ME

OR ELSE

 

[Alias #23]

Goodness it's turning very tense with THREE known or strongly suspected homosexuals on TWO VOTES EACH!

 

[Soldi]

I mean if you have that poll you may as well bring back moopyrate.

DELETE PLEASE

 

[Iguana]

Can we CANCEL this thread?

 

[RJN]

What if I don't have a cock please x

I’ll punch someone you hate

 

[octophone]

It's not Moopyrate by the back door, it's just "which of this week's top 10 most prolific posters has promised you a £1 voucher for Pumpkin" and should be measured as such.

 

[Iguana]

I’ll punch someone you hate

What if she hates you?

 

[Alias #23]

Many thankings to @Soldi and @octophone for their generous votes

VOUCHERS IN THE POST

 

[octophone]

I’ll punch someone you hate

Oh, now I'm rethinking my vote. Do I have to pay your travel expenses?

 

[Indie]

I mean if you have that poll you may as well bring back moopyrate.

DELETE PLEASE

Never

 

[octophone]

Many thankings to @Soldi and @octophone for their generous votes

VOUCHERS IN THE POST

Hope you've not been up the post office, love, you may be getting gazumped.

 

[RJN]

What if she hates you?

Then I punch myself. A promise is a promise

 

[Soldi]

Never

I’M LEAVING

 

[Kate]

I’ll punch someone you hate

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

How about punching @ButterTart until he has sex with me

 

[RJN]

Oh, now I'm rethinking my vote. Do I have to pay your travel expenses?

We can split it 50/50

 

[Indie]

I voted @Queen of the Bay for a hug react and nothing else.

 

[octophone]

I’M LEAVING

Again?

 

[Alias #23]

Oh, now I'm rethinking my vote

Voucher sadly eaten by dog on the way to the postbox

 

[octophone]

We can split it 50/50

Nah. @Alias #23 - we're on for a half-price muffin, you choose the outlet.

 

[RJN]

Oh, I voted @RJN but he didn't vote for me

One of my very least favorite social situations!